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Wednesday 2:03 PM
2:03 Sirius: friday is too long
am i supposed to to do that cool guy thing and not text you, act suave and sexy
2:15 Remus: You already take suave and sexy selfies
And it's okay, I already know you're desperate
2:15 Sirius: i wasnt meaning for you to sext me
2:16 Remus: Well you can text me
I won't hold it against you
2:16 Sirius: good, I dont want to lose any points
2:16 Remus: No no, you started off with about a million points with those selfies
And then meeting you and shaking your cold ass hand
And then you just used a comma
2:16 Sirius: what the fuck is it with you and commas?
and my hands arent that cold
2:17 Remus: Grammar is my god
Phonetics are my angels
Punctuation are my saints
And your hands are freezing
2:17 Sirius: so i should use punctuation because it turns you on...?
or because you worship it?
2:17 Remus: Yes
2:17 Sirius: if i use proper punctuation will you worship me?
2:18 Remus: Well that depends on a few circumstances
I think we should have our first date before the worshipping begins, though
2:18 Sirius: so thats a, it will happen
2:19 Remus: I would say so
You look mighty worship-able, I don't think I have to explain myself
2:19 Sirius: oh i very well think you do
2:19 Remus: I am afraid that is talk reserved for after the first date
2:20 Sirius: let me get this right, he calls you a whore and a slut before the first date, but he wont tell you why he wants to take you on said date
2:20 Remus: You're twisting my words, worshipping is different from finding you hot and clever
And wanting to kiss you
2:20 Sirius: so I get "hot and clever"
so youre telling me youll kiss me when you see me?
2:20 Remus: Well, I've already seen you naked, I think the next logical step would be jump backwards and start at the beginning and kiss you
Don't you agree?
2:21 Sirius: yeah
that would be nice
2:22 Remus: You know I don't actually think you're a slut, I don't expect you just to sleep with me, I actually want to take you out, I had a great conversation with you in class
You're great
2:22 Sirius: thank you
i did too
i dont want to just sleep with you either
but i can be a bit of a slut, when i want to be
so dont be surprised if i wear something incredibly sexy friday
2:23 Remus: Well, I don't think that would be difficult
2:23 Sirius: it actually is, looking good is tedious, do have any idea how much time went into designing and doing my tattoos
2:23 Remus: No, I should examine them up close
Don't you think?
2:23 Sirius: and ladies and gentleman he is already trying to get you out your clothes before the first date, that is a new record, give it up for Remus
*aplause*
2:24 Remus: I would say the record was sending someone nudes who's name you didn't even know
2:24 Sirius: i did too know your name
redacted john
its not my fault you lied
2:24 Remus: I don't know whether to take back my clever or say you are even more so
2:24 Sirius: i vote with the more so
you should call me lots of things
2:24 Remus: Lots of things, huh?
I thought we said no sexting
2:25 Sirius: firstly, i never said that
i said my intention coming into this was not to sext
because you know i just want to talk to you also
secondly, you already broke it when you basically begged to get me out of my clothes
2:25 Remus: I did not beg
Where is the begging?
2:25 Sirius: its all in the implications remus
we both know it
2:26 Remus: I feel as if I need to teach you a lesson
You are out of control
2:26 Sirius: what kind of lesson?
2:26 Remus: A lesson on knowing what to say, when, how to say it
What begging actually is
2:26 Sirius: keep going
2:26 Remus: That felt more like a demand
2:27 Remus: I know the lesson hasn't begun
But don't good boys ask for what they want?
What do you want, Sirius?
2:27 Sirius: i dont know
2:27 Remus: Then I guess you don't get anything
2:28 Sirius: please
ill be good
2:28 Remus: Yeah?
How good?
2:28 Sirius: ill do anything you want
2:28 Remus: Noted
What should I wear for Friday?
2:28 Sirius: thats it???
2:29 Remus: What? You want more?
Do you want me to praise you? And tell you you're such a good boy for listening to me, and I wish I could see you right now because I bet you're beautiful
Or do you want me to degrade you? Tell you that you're a whore because you'll do anything. Will you really do anything, Sirius, even the dirtiest things?
2:29 Sirius: please
2:29 Remus: Good, you're learning your lesson, but you're so clever, I know you can be more articulate than that
2:30 Sirius: remus
god remus you are so hot
i cant believe you look like that and say shit like this
2:30 Remus: Look like what?
2:30 Sirius: just attractive
2:30 Remus: Well, I think I do better over text
2:31 Sirius: im not too sure
even accidentally youre flirting with me
am i just that attractive that you cant help it?
2:31 Remus: Something like that
Now what should I wear on Friday?
2:31 Sirius: ahh you were serious about that?
how about nothing?
2:32 Remus: Are you an exhibitionist too?
2:32 Sirius: no, i just think it would be rather fair for me to see you naked
we dont even have to have sex
i just want to start our relationship on equal footing
2:32 Remus: Relationship eh?
2:33 Sirius: not that i am assuming or anything
but
if you really think about it
we all have a relationship with every single person we interact with
some just happen to call us whores and sluts
2:33 Remus: That sounds borderline abusive when you put it that way
It's consensual
2:33 Sirius: obviously
2:34 Remus: And I also call you beautiful
Because you are
2:34 Sirius: how sweet
2:34 Remus: You know, somehow I get the feeling that being degraded turns you on more
2:34 Sirius: i dont know
no one has been this into it with me before
2:35 Sirius: or thats not true
no one has done it this well
you can get praise anywhere, people give it more freely but i like to earn it
and degradation
i dont know, its something different
2:35 Remus: So then,
And tell me if I’m wrong
Or if I’m making you uncomfortable
But until our lesson is finished
You are going to have to prove that you're more than something desperate and pretty
2:36 Sirius: i can remus
promise
2:36 Remus: You're already doing good
But you're also horribly failing on one part
2:38 Sirius: what remus, ill do better for you
2:38 Remus: You still never told me what I should wear
2:39 Sirius: im sure youll look good in anything
the restaurant is nice but not super fancy or anything and the other part would have about the same attire
2:39 Remus: Thank you
You really are a good boy
Are you actually going to dress slutty?
2:39 Sirius: oh remus, i never lie
2:40 Remus: Well, you might be distracting
2:40 Sirius: might?
2:40 Remus: You were already distracting in normal clothes
2:40 Sirius: why is that?
2:41 Remus: Now don’t get cocky, you were doing so well
2:41 Sirius: dont i get a pass since youve already seen my cock so much and we havent even kissed yet
2:41 Remus: That’s your own doing
And only one photo really showed your cock
2:41 Sirius: you know
you keep bringing up that fact as if its pertinent
2:41 Remus: It’s just important clarity
2:42 Sirius: important?
2:42 Remus: Well, maybe not important
2:42 Sirius: no no important
its very important to you
2:43 Remus: You are really telling me its important to me?
2:43 Sirius: yes
because it obviously is
2:43 Remus: I like clarity
2:44 Sirius: would you like a picture of my cock where the clarity is very good
2:44 Remus: We’ve jumped back a few steps remember, would you really act like this with someone who you’ve only had one conversation with
2:44 Sirius: this is our fourth amazing conversation
and someone as hot as you id be throwing myself at him
depending on the circumstances
i shook your hand
2:45 Remus: Yes because shaking someones hand is the sexting equivalent of sending nudes, you know, then ive sent dozens, maybe hundreds
2:45 Sirius: i get the whole sarcasm thing but i pretty much was throwing myself at you
2:45 Remus: No you were not
2:46 Sirius: yes i was! we talked about this, i was trying harder
2:46 Remus: Well when we’re together you’re going to have to try a bit harder to prove yourself
Because I didn’t comprehend any of that as flirting, it just seemed like you had personal boundary issues
2:47 Sirius: ill have issues with your personal boundary
2:47 Remus: That wasn’t good
Try again
2:47 Sirius: you will have no need for personal boundaries when im with you
please
2:48 Remus: Oh you’re such a good boy
2:48 Sirius: thanks
To be clear
I want to take you out properly on a date
2:48 Remus: Thank you
That sounds nice
2:49 Sirius: i have class in ten minutes :(
2:49 Remus: Okay, well go to class
2:50 Sirius: oh no
im here i just wanted to let you know that the conversation might end abruptly
2:50 Remus: You’re telling me I was sexting you while you were in class?
2:50 Sirius: no, and telling me to prove myself and try again is hardly sexting
its just very hot to me, mild kink
2:51 Remus: I think I’ll have to teach you another lesson
2:51 Sirius: whats that?
2:51 Remus: Not to sext in class
2:51 Sirius: oh come on
what are you going to do?
2:52 Remus: Maybe I just won’t sext you at all
2:52 Sirius: REMUS youre so sexy when you sext me
i think about it later
2:52 Remus: Since when do you do capitals?
2:52 Sirius: i wanted to make sure you heard this
2:53 Remus: Okay, you know I am reading this
2:53 Sirius: yes but it still draws attention doesnt it
2:53 Remus: Sure
But back to the main point, you think about it later? When?
2:54 Sirius: when im alone remus, all alone
2:54 Remus: What do you think about?
2:54 Sirius: the things youve called me
what you said you wanted to do to me, me to do
your picture
2:55 Remus: I still don’t want to be sexting you in class
And not before our first date
2:55 Sirius: remus its hardly sexting youre not telling me youre going to fuck me into the mattress
2:57 Remus: Is that something you want?
2:58 Sirius: I wouldnt be opposed
2:58 Remus: In text or real life too?
3:59 Sirius: well i was sort of hoping all of this would transfer over to real life
your voice is very nice and i think i would like to hear your dirty plans and thoughts about me
3:00 Remus: It's kind of a big difference
3:00 Sirius: so you dont want to?
3:00 Remus: I didn't say that
3:01 Sirius: what would you have me do in real life then?
3:01 Remus: Well I think you would have to earn your pleasure
Maybe on your knees
Because I don't think you've learnt your lesson
You're still sexting in class
3:01 Sirius: sorry :(
3:02 Remus: We will have to work on that
3:02 Sirius: ill be good for you remus
swear it
3:02 Remus: I honestly don't believe it
3:03 Sirius: but im a good boy
3:03 Remus: You know what is not good, getting me all worked up before I have to leave and meet my friend
3:03 Sirius: should i be jealous?
3:05 Remus: Are we exclusive?
3:07 Sirius: sorry, i shouldnt have assumed
of course its too early and everything
3:07 Remus: No no, that is not what I meant at all
I assumed you wouldn't want to be
3:08 Sirius: why?
3:08 Remus: Well
You are kind of gorgeous, everyone must want you
And kind of how we met
3:08 Sirius: i will admit
sending nudes to strangers does not paint me in the best light as a highly monogamous guy
3:09 Sirius: but i am a highly monogamous guy
i have never cheated on, been cheated on, or been used to cheat with. i ask everyone in the room, "are you in a relationship?"
but i have been cheated on
and never been to an orgy
because im monogamous
3:09 Remus: Is that from the office?
3:10 Sirius: yup
but dont worry
i havent slept with everyone in the office
im waiting for my pam
3:10 Remus: Okay
So
3:10 Sirius: sorry
me and my brother love early 2000s comedies
3:11 Remus: That is alright
It's cute
So I wasn't going to be seeing other people either
Especially because it has basically been a day and I've been painfully single for months
3:11 Sirius: my first response was boo world you deserve to find someone
but maybe i can be something good
3:11 Remus: Well you are definitely something
3:12 Sirius: something good?
3:13 Remus: Yes
And my friend is basically my sister so I don't think you want to be jealous of that
3:13 Sirius: well maybe jealous she gets to spend time with you
ooh do you think we could move seats in class and sit next to each other
3:13 Remus: Maybe, but we would be those annoying people
3:14 Sirius: ah i dont mind
if you dont want to, ill just sext you during class and even if you dont read it youll know what is on your phone and youll just have to sit there thinking about it
3:14 Remus: What kind of ultimatum is this?
3:14 Sirius: a fun one
3:14 Remus: For you
3:15 Sirius: and for you
3:15 Remus: I feel as if I should punish you or something
You're not being very good, trying to manipulate me
3:15 Sirius: oh but i want to be good for you
3:16 Remus: Well you're not acting very good, are really this desperate for attention?
(is this too far?)
3:16 Sirius: lol no this is good
i want you so bad remus, im sorry im not being good
3:16 Remus: You're lucky you're so pretty, because you're still acting like a needy slut
Do you think you even deserve to get punished?
3:17 Sirius: i really am desperate
what are you going to do to me?
3:17 Remus: Kiss you on our date
3:17 Sirius: what?
3:18 Remus: All I am going to do is kiss you on our date
Nothing more
3:18 Sirius: remus!
3:19 Remus: You're the one that started this with your weird sexting ultimatum, don't blame a guy when he uses what he has got
3:19 Sirius: you also have a cock
and i have yet to see it
yet you have seen every vulnerable part of me
3:20 Remus: Do you really want to hookup on our first date?
3:29 Remus: You know I said if you just wanted to hookup we could do that, you don't have orchestrate a whole date just to sleep with me
Wednesday 4:48 PM
4:48 Sirius: NO remus no
sorry my professor yelled at us for not paying attention
this is college
if we want to waste away the money we spend on our tuition by being on our phones i feel like that is our business
i dont care if we dont hookup for awhile
4:49 Sirius: we definitely do not have to the first date or even the fifth
i honestly
just wanted you to call me a whore some more
and you dont have to show me your cock at all, im not demanding it obviously that would be ridiculous
5:57 Remus: A beautiful whore that wants to be called a whore for sure
5:59 Sirius: what?
5:59 Remus: It rhymes if you say it a certain way
6:00 Sirius: lol okay
so we are good
youre not upset
6:00 Remus: No no
It’s fine, I wasn’t upset
Not to be premature since we've barely talked but I just kind of really want to go out with you
And you’re really hot, so that is always a plus
6:01 Sirius: yes well you have a lot of material to base your decision on
6:01 Remus: I surely do
6:01 Sirius: and i kind of really want to go out with you too
not to be premature but in the few conversations you've been great to talk to
6:02 Sirius: plus you're so hot
i can just think about your chest
god
and when you were writing
even your penmanship is hot
probably because of your hands
6:02 Remus: If things are awkward at our date I'm blaming you
6:03 Sirius: oh that is so not fair
mr. youre a beautiful whore
mr. i wanna fuck you into a mattress
6:03 Remus: You're the one that said that!
6:03 Sirius: not the whore thing
thats all you
plus you told me to get on me knees
what is the purpose of that if to not suck your cock
6:04 Remus: To make you understand that you do not have control
6:06 Sirius: ok
6:07 Remus: Just ok?
6:07 Sirius: yeah ok?!?! i wish i wasnt in the fucking library trying to be a good student for once in my life
i dont know why today out of all days i had to punish myself and now im being punished with this
you know i am a sexual person
6:08 Sirius: but not usually this much
at least not anymore
you have to know that
i am not some sex fiend
i am normal and i can wait and i am not going to jump you or anything
6:08 Remus: You jumping me was a possibility?
6:08 Sirius: no im saying its not
clarifying
6:09 Remus: I wasn't even thinking it was on the table
6:09 Sirius: well its not
6:09 Remus: Are you sure?
6:09 Sirius: do you want me to jump you?
6:10 Remus: Lets save that talk until after the first date
Or if I have the hiccups
6:10 Sirius: let get me this right
if you have the hiccups you want me to sneak attack you with sex?
6:10 Remus: I'm not saying that
6:11 Remus: I'm just saying wouldn't that be a good way to get rid of hiccups, get scared for a second and then realize oh, I'm about to have sex and my hiccups are gone, win win
6:11 Sirius: that is the strangest thing i have ever heard
6:11 Remus: Okay continuing
6:11 Sirius: we are discussing this more later
6:12 Remus: I think I should leave you to study if you're in the library
6:12 Sirius: and if i wasn't?
6:12 Remus: Well I can't see alternate realities
So talk later?
6:13 Sirius: youre just going to leave me wanting you
in this stupid fucking library
even the lightning is awful
it makes my tattoos look horrible
6:13 Remus: I don't think thats possible
6:13 Sirius: i would send you a selfie to prove a point but i dont want you to see me in a bad light
6:14 Remus: Really?
That is where you draw the line?
You send nudes to prove a point but not a selfie that YOU think is unattractive
6:14 Sirius: with you yes
6:14 Remus: So if I asked you to send a nude right now would you?
6:14 Sirius: maybe
6:15 Remus: But a selfie right now
6:15 Sirius: no thank you
6:15 Remus: You are ridiculous, I'll talk to you later alright
6:16 Sirius: ah alright
i dont know how people do this
talk later