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@ototoya33 added 10+ people
otoya: hey mamas😍😍don’t usually do this but ure so sexy ahahh… anyway whats ur snap👀👀👀
chigiri: 💀💀💀💀💀
isagi: when ur fingers r so thick u can’t even press the send separately button
hiori: “i dont do this often”
hiori: proceeds to attempt to send the same msg to like 15 ppl💔
reo: Hitting on Isagi but not Sei is crazy by the way
reo: Absolutely tasteless behavior cuz why isn’t he added
isagi: oh stfu
isagi: why do u want otoya to hit on him
isagi: you cuck
reo: Cuck is what your mother will be when I buy your dad
(shidou reacted with 🤣)
chigiri: reo😭😭
hiori: lowkey would pay to see that
chigiri: ofc u would 🤦
replying to: hey mamas😍😍don’t usually do this but u…
karasu: @𝔠𝔞𝔴𝔞𝔰𝔲69
shidou: 💀😭
replying to: hey mamas😍😍don’t usually do this but u…
yukimiya: i am going to kill myself
kaiser: now WHY am I here
bachira: KAISER??(°O°)??
isagi: this is a new low even for u otoya… jeez
kaiser: kill yourself yoichi
otoya: hear me out. hes lowkey bad as hell when u ignore his personality, the way he treats ppl he cares for, his cut, crippling narcissism, the delusions and
(isagi reacted with 👎)
otoya: many other things…
(isagi reacted with 👍)
otoya: but u get it
(isagi reacted with 👎)
kaiser: ???
otoya: wait i had an extra line planned for him
otoya: uhhh
otoya: yo kaiser
sae: stop this…
kaiser: oh hi sae
(sae reacted with 👋)
rin: no fucking way
rin: otoya you HAVE to kill yourself
sae: ??????????? rin?
sae: sleep with your eyes wide open lukewarm
karasu: FOUL
shidou: my goat hit up the entire itoshi lineage
shidou: ure js like me frfr 😛😛😛
otoya: stop distracting me im tryna hit on kaiser rn
kaiser: no no continue distracting him
isagi: yo otoya can u give me admin?
otoya: k
@isaginoayoichi muted everyone
@isaginoayoichi unmuted @ototoya33
otoya: ty isagi u a real one fr👏👏
(isagi reacted with 🫰)
otoya: ok uh
otoya: this is kinda nerve wracking ahahahahah🥴😮💨😮💨😮💨
isagi: you got this toya
(otoya reacted with 🥺)
otoya: kaiswr
otoya: ur uh nipples
otoya: describe them..
isagi: i..
isagi: i cant dothis
@isaginoayoichi unmuted everyone
kaiser: kill yoichi and then yourself
isagi: cant even disagree
shidou: HAHAHAHDKWJD🤣🤣🤣🤣
bachira: NO IT WAS GOOD HES JUST BEING SHY OTOYA (づ◡﹏◡)づ
shidou: DO ANOTHER ONE 😝‼️
bachira: SPEAK UR TRUTH ₍₍⚞(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⚟⁾⁾
yukimiya: please don’t
replying to: SPEAK UR TRUTH ₍₍⚞(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⚟⁾⁾
otoya: omg thank u❤️🔥
otoya: ok another one
yukimiya: bru
otoya: kaiser
kaiser: STOP
otoya: kaiser ure so yummy id suck ur dad off to get a taste of the recipe
kaiser: .
replying to: .
hiori: resident 7 yo robloxian w an emo avatar when you say literally anything in their proximity:
rin: are you dissing me?
(hiori reacted with ☺️)
replying to: kaiser ure so yummy id suck ur dad off to…
shidou: beautiful😍
reo: Man
replying to: kaiser ure so yummy id suck ur dad off to…
ness:
(sae reacted with 💀)
ness: are you sure about that 🥹👆
(otoya reacted with 😨)
kaiser: ALEXSI????
yukimiya: ofc ness is also added…
(karasu reacted with 👀)
hiori: otoya rly out here hitting on both ness and kaiser
hiori: mf thinks hes isagi🥀🥀🥀
isagi: EXCUSE ME??
bachira: ˙◠˙
isagi: I DID NOT DO THAT BAE ISWERA
lorenzo: why did i actually see sae chuckle just now
replying to: are you sure about that 🥹👆
lorenzo: HASHSHSGSJHAJSA NVM
lorenzo: lexi ily
ness: lore??
ness: seriously?
ness: how lonely do you have to be to hit on don lorenzo
lorenzo: nvm…😔
chigiri: help why is ness back to his evil ways
lorenzo: hes only ever mean to me💔💔
lorenzo: and isagi ig
lorenzo: and ppl who diss kaiser
karasu: thats like 90% of the human population
yukimiya: wait the pic just loaded
replying to: attachment
yukimiya: it can NOT be kaiser senior bro
chigiri: IT 💀
chigiri: IT 💀
shidou: this MIGHT be kurona😮💨
(chigiri reacted with 🖕)
(chigiri reacted with 😽)
chigiri: HUH
chigiri: lol
chigiri: who tf???
reo: Why are there two chigiris…?
reo: OH
chigiri: OH HELL NAH
chigiri: KOYUKI????
karasu: EITA😭😭😭😭
(otoya reacted with 🫢)
hiori: crying
rin: 💀
replying to: KOYUKI????
chigiri: hyoma💞
chigiri: FUCK NO
@4chigirihyoma4 kicked @girigirikoyuki
chigiri: WHY ARE YOU HITTING ON MY SISTER AGAIN
otoya: dont ask questions u know the answer to
chigiri: KILL YOURSELFFFFF
chigiri: I CANT STAND YOU
chigiri: JUST DIE DIE DIE
otoya: but kaiser didn’t even describe his nipples yet💔💔😮💨
(shidou reacted with 😍)
kaiser: never talk to me again
ness: you say that but i don’t see you leaving the gc 😽
(kaiser reacted with 😾)
isagi: LMAOOOOO CLOCK IT
isagi: attention whore💀💀
replying to: LMAOOOOO CLOCK IT
hiori: it was NOT that funny
shidou: pup's not gonna let u hit bro 😭
ness: shut it stupid yoichi nobody cares
(isagi reacted with 😔)
kaiser: 👆
bachira: i care yocchan࿐ྀུ 𖠑
rin: i dont
replying to: i care yocchan࿐ྀུ 𖠑
isagi: ty meguru ily
replying to: i dont
isagi: DIDNT ASK?
@MikageReo added @ngshr.o7
chigiri: can’t have peace ANYWHERE
Barou: Ugh
chigiri: BAROU????
karasu: EITA😭😭😭😭😭
yukimiya: hiori legit fell to his knees just now
otoya: hear me out.
isagi: NO????
nagi: tf s gng on…
Barou: Backread fucking sloth
Barou: Can't stand your ass
nagi: hssle
nagi: reo tldr pzl
replying to: hey mamas😍😍don’t usually do this but u…
reo: Otoya decided to hit on everyone here but accidentally ended up making a group chat instead
chigiri: reo standupppppp😫😫😫
reo: 🧑🦯
nagi: @ototoya33 u add brou nd not me?
nagi: offsnive ashell
otoya: 🤷🤷
isagi: im just tryna figure out wtf otoyas type is
isagi: like how did i end up here
isagi: what criteria can end up w me and barou in the same category, but disqualifies nagi
Barou: Employment
(hiori reacted with 💀)
(rin reacted with 💀)
chigiri: 😭😭😭
shidou: NAAHHHH
bachira: ( ಥ ʖ̫ ಥ)
nagi: rthr be unemplyd thn to b a maid:x
replying to: Employment
otoya: he figured it out so quickly..
karasu: FOUL
replying to: rthr be unemplyd thn to b a maid:x
otoya: just put the fries in the bag its over...
replying to: FOUL
hiori: mf always talkin bout some foul 😭
reo: So this is where the referee was all along…
ness: anywhere but the field while idiot yoichi’s slurring up a storm
(kaiser reacted with 😹)
replying to: Employement
bunny: i would NOT take that disrespect 😄
lorenzo: oh hi bun
bunny: heya donny 👋☺️
sae: otoya you HAVE to KILL yourself
kaiser: did you add the entirety of ng11
loki: Yes
yukimiya: were you guys waiting for this moment to reveal yourselves or something
loki: Yes
replying to: did you add the entirety of ng11
otoya: tbf you guys r the most employed ppl ever
sae: bun*y and employment in the same sentence
lorenzo: 💀💀
bunny: i am but a sensitive little guy🥹
otoya: y’know what else is sensitive😝😝
bunny: don’t rly wanna🥹
otoya: 😓
replying to: anywhere but the field when idiot yoichi’s slurring up a…
isagi: @alexpelliarmus leave me ALONE??
isagi: i wasnt even here bru
ness: “leave me alone” while you reply to AND @ me in the same msg 🥱
isagi: was i just supposed to ignore you talking shit suckerfish
ness: "suckerfish"
ness: oh you wish i was
(bunny reacted: 😮)
isagi: you know who doesnt?
(bunny reacted: 😲)
kaiser: 🧑🦯
isagi: thats what i thought
bachira: cmon guys
bachira: fighting is a no no (ó﹏ò｡)
otoya: this is all kaisers‘s fault
otoya: @alexpelliarmus break up w him
kaiser: fuck off??
chigiri: not otoya switching gears after fumbling kaiser🤦
replying to: @alexpelliarmus break up w him
ness: not dating btw
karasu: WHAT
yukimiya: WHAT
isagi: are you serious??
chigiri: calm down isagi this doesnt mean u have a chance
reo: “??” oh he wants that cookie so bad
isagi: NOT WHAT I MEAN
(chigiri reacted with 🤥)
(reo reacted with 🤥)
bachira: (◞‸◟；)
isagi: MEGURU NO
isagi: istg
isagi: reo just cuz nagi left u for me doesnt mean ill do the same to my boyfriend
isagi: i think u have some misconceptions from personal experience
(bunny reacted with 😮)
reo: Maybe if you didn’t strive to homewreck every duo on earth you’d be a bit more credible </3
isagi: not my fault ur man aint loyal tf
(nagi reacted with 🖕)
isagi: go block him again or sth dont take it out on me
chigiri: why so defensive 🤭
isagi: how much does reo pay you to suck his dick and balls all the time 💀
(bunny reacted with 😲)
chigiri: definitely more than kaiser does to ness while u watch from afar stroking your shit asshole
(bunny reacted with 🤯)
ness: now why am i catching strays i was enjoying this convo a second ago 😕
otoya: chigiri one chance pleasepleasepleasepleasepleapsepleaseplpale
shidou: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
shidou: man i wish charlboy was here
loki: Bunny stop instigating
(bunny reacted with 😟)
sae: shidou continue instigating
(shidou reacted with 🥰)
(bunny reacted with 😣)
replying to: man i wish charlboy was here
yukimiya: considering to context of this chat
yukimiya: no you dont 😭
shidou: dang u rite
replying to: calm down isagi this doesnt mean u have a chance
sae: what about me @alexpelliarmus
ness: 👨❤️💋👨
shidou: WHAAAAAAAAAAT
rin: lol
shidou: it wasn’t a negative WHAAAAAAAAAAT🤤
rin: fuck
hiori: there there babe
rin: …
hiori: :)
otoya: lowkey sent a shiver down my spine
otoya: nonsexually @1tosh1r1n dont kill me
replying to: hey mamas😍😍don’t usually do this but u…
rin: talking like this isn’t the reason we’re here
rin: its on sight otoya
otoya: aw man
replying to: talking like this isn’t the reason we’re here
yukimiya: stop bringing this message back i dont wanna see it ever again
isagi: hey at least you won’t have to worry about that soon
(shidou reacted with 😂)
hiori: dont mind him guys
hiori: only a few more insults and he’ll calm down
(isagi reacted with 🖕)
karasu: bro..
otoya: what a monster… how could he say that to you 💔
(yukimiya reacted with )
karasu: come yuki,, 𝔦 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲
(yukimiya reacted with )
ness: this is why nobody fucking likes u yoichi
(yukimiya reacted with 🗣️)
karasu: blatant favoritism
replying to: this is why nobody fucking likes u yoichi
isagi: hop off
bachira: i like you yocchan ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
isagi: i like you too meguru <3
(kaiser reacted with 🤮)
isagi: if you both hopped off my dick and jumped on eo’s maybe you wouldn't be so lonely and bitter
karasu: DANG
hiori: aaand all the insults should be out by now
hiori: is the beta within you satiated isagi
(isagi reacted with 🖕)
nagi: yo
nagi: hp on fortnt n 15 mnt
(hiori reacted with 👍)
replying to: hp on fortnt n 15 mnt
shidou: “on” this might just be shakespeare😍
replying to: it wasn’t a negative WHAAAAAAAAAAT 🤤
nagi: ok cuck
sae: ?
sae: fuck off
shidou: 🤤when he protects u..
replying to: ok cuck
shidou: a little poly never hurt anyone
otoya: @YukimiyaKenyuOfficial
(yukimiya reacted with 👎)
karasu: 😞
replying to: a little poly never hurt anyone
ness: who says i want u
shidou: ☹️
ness: 😐
ness: …
ness: man ok 🫂
(shidou reacted with 🫂)
sae: cute
(rin reacted with 🤮)
(kaiser reacted with 😾)
replying to: ok cuck
yukimiya: @ngshr.o7 aren’t you literally in a throuple
reo: What
nagi: n
karasu: mf said “n”
Barou: Holy shit die
replying to: n
otoya: WAIT YOURE NOT DATING CHIGIRI???
otoya: omg chigiri one chance bro pleeaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
chigiri: WHAT EW
chigiri: id rip off all my hair strand by strand before touching nagi with a ten foot poll
(reo reacted with 😨)
(nagi reacted with 😒)
chigiri: ts stinksssssss
replying to: id rip off all my hair strand by strand…
shidou: ⬆️ notice how purple bun was not included
bachira: noticing (˵ •̀ ᴗ •́ ˵ ) ✧
chigiri: 🤷
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NG11 Official
forwarded: what about me @alexpelliarmus [email protected]
kaiser: istg sae if u dont stop hitting on lexi
sae: oh you mad you mad
bunny: 🥹
kaiser: fuck off stop talking to him
sae: it’s better if you do that instead
lorenzo: "pigs without autonomy should get lost"
(bunny reacted with 🐽)
hugo: “NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS💦(spit)💢”
(bunny reacted with 💦 )
bunny: "hey ness, shut the fuck up"
(bunny reacted with 🔇)
loki: “This is no place for those who live for someone else”
(bunny reacted with ⛓️💥)
sae: "forget about me ness find yourself a new king"
(bunny reacted with 👑)
sae: so? shoo then
kaiser: still mine
kaiser: fuck off
sae: nah
lorenzo: mihya cant you just leave lexi be
lorenzo: seriously
lorenzo: make up your mind and stick to it
kaiser: i said fuck off
kaiser: you guys dont fucking get it at all
kaiser: you don’t know shit so shut up
bunny: yeah guys shitting shut up before he shitting fucking shits on you 🥺
loki: Do you even know ness? 💀
bunny: no 😚
lorenzo: just hating for no rsn
(bunny reacted with 😊)
loki: Let’s change the topic
forwarded: 👨❤️💋👨 -@alexpelliarmus
sae: alexis seems to like me enough
loki: Or not…
sae: date him if you want a say or quit yapping
sae: lukewarm
bunny: so true 🙏
sae: shut the fuck up
(bunny reacted with 🥹)
kaiser: greedy as hell… go back to your demon ass boyfriend
kaiser: pmo
hugo: womp womp
(lorenzo reacted with 😭)
(bunny reacted with 🎷)
kaiser: why do you guys care so much about our business anyway
lorenzo: lexi is an honorary ng11 in my heart
lorenzo: i care for you both mihya
loki: Yes
sae: why would i not care about him
kaiser: idk why didn’t you care about your own brother sae?
(bunny reacted with 🫢)
loki: Dude
loki: We agreed to not bring that up the last time you did this
replying to: idk why didn’t you care about your own brother sae?
sae: this is exactly why i made out with alexis when he visited re al hq last week
kaiser: i fucking hate you
@blueurose left Ng11 Official
lorenzo: sae what
loki: Are you serious?
NG11 Support: Can you all shut the fuck up?
@NG11 added @bluerose to NG11 Official
NG11 Support: Football only.
BTS
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Private Messages Between: @alexpelliarmus and @donloren2o
Yesterday
ness: oh fuck off lore
ness: dumbass
lorenzo: 😞
ness: whatever just be careful
(lorenzo reacted with 🫶)
Today
lorenzo: mihya can blow up on you
lorenzo: fyi
ness: eh??
ness: what the hell
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Private Messages Between: @ototoya33 and @cawasu69
Yesterday
karasu: man yuki is hot as hell
otoya: let me cook actually
karasu: 😨
Today
karasu: eita
karasu: eita was the gc all an elaborate plan to get yuki to be w us
karasu: eita plz say it aint so
otoya: i cooked 🧑🍳
karasu: u didnt cook shit omg 😭
otoya: naah.. he wants us
forwarded: i am going to kill myself -@YukimiyaKenyuOfficial
karasu: no tf he dont 🤦
otoya: u just dont get it tabito…..
(karasu reacted with 👍)
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Private Messages Between: @itoshi.sae and @bluerose
Yesterday
kaiser: like what was that pass
kaiser: shouldn’t have quit their day jobs
sae: for real
kaiser: fucking dumbasses oh lord
sae: tepid as hell
Today
sae: dont be pathetic
sae: i didnt actually kiss him
sae: yet lol
kaiser: fuck off
sae: stay mad then
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Private Messages Between: @yo and @1tosh1r1n
Yesterday
rin: back home
rin: roblox
hiori: ofc thats the first thing you say
hiori: hop on dc kitten
rin: 😐
Today
rin: roblox
hiori:
hiori: ok honey
rin: good
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Private Messages Between: @itoshi.sae and @alexpelliarmus
2 days ago
ness: okaay ilyy
(sae reacted with 💖)
ness: say hi to rin and shidou i miss them
sae: they say hi too
Today
ness: what happened
sae: dont worry about it
ness: sae
sae: sorry
ness: you’re really worrying me
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Private Messages Between: @8achi8ee and @isaginoayoichi
2 days ago
bachira: me or noa
bachira: pick
isagi: …
isagi: give me some time to think about this
bachira: how much time exactly…?
Yesterday
bachira: yocchan? (╥﹏╥)
Today
bachira: ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
isagi: you.?
isagi: i think.
bachira: yeah…
bachira: sure… ദ്ദി ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ )
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Private Messages Between: @itoshi.sae and @ryuse111
2 days ago
sae: ryusei
sae: need anything from the store?
shidou: i just need you back 🤤
(sae reacted with 😐)
Yesterday
sae: have a safe flight
(shidou reacted with ♥️)
shidou: landed safely! 😜
(sae reacted with 👍)
Today
@itoshi.sae started a call that lasted 3 hours
shidou: did you fall asleep?
shidou: sweet dreams saebun
shidou: don’t worry too much
shidou: i love you
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Private Messages Between: @MikageReo and @4chigirihyoma4
Yesterday
reo: Yeah we’ll be over in a few
chigiri: are u sure we cant leave nagi at an arcade so we hang out tgt instead 🙎
reo: Positive
Today
reo: Can’t believe Otoya added Isagi over Sei still
reo: Is he fucking blind
chigiri: is this a bad time to say i agree w him 😭
reo: Girl fuck you
reo: I hope he marries your sister actually
chigiri: excuse you!?!?!
(reo reacted with 🤷)