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TMNT:
Mikey asks alot about how mutangen works and Donnie answers them, untentaly creating a cure bc of a adhd moment:
“Is karai our half sister or step sibling?”
“What if the last person he touched was a human?”
“What if he used germ X or washed his hand”
“What if he touched nothing?”
(the last thing someone touches before turning into the animal/plant)
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Mikey being psychoanalysed after the trigons beam into his brain. "So basically your analysis is that this turtle has extreme self-esteem issues with major anger problems he hides with his weirdness and jokes while his mind is it's own coping mechanism because it refused to mature due to trauma?"
"Okay I didn't think I would be psycho analysed today but whatever"
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Mikey's service animal iceream kitty (codependency)
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random experiments:
Mikey mouth completely melted together (I have no mouth but I must scream)
Electricuted
paralyzed
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Mikey with narcolepsy
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Schizophrenia- Mikey at birth and Leo having hallucinations after the death of their father
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Tranny arc 🙂↕️
Mikey is def gender-fluid and not afraid to show it, Leo is trans fem but I want to do one where she is biologically female and she doesn’t know it
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races for some reason:
The turtles are blasian (black and Asian)
Bc of them being sideneck turtles
Splinter is Japanese
April is mixed with black and white
Casey is Mexican
2012
Mikey- adhd (canon) + autism (implied)
Donnie- ocd + autism (canon)
Raph- chronic anger/ anger issues (canon) phycosis (implied/canon)
Leo- phycosis (canon)
They all have depression (heavily implied)
Rise
Raph- autism (implied HEAVILY)
Renet is Mikey’s friend since he’s a grown man in the future and she’s a teen
April is their ‘adopted’ big sister and karai is their half sister
Ages
Karai- 19
April- 18 (senior)
Casey -16 (junior)
Leo- 16
Raph - 16
Donnie-16
Mikey- 15 (was a egg when they were mutated so he’s a year younger in human years, but technically 17 bc of dimantion X)
Ideas
Summery: the dumbass Donnie from that one episode and Mikey teaching him biology, I headcanon that Donnie knows nothing about biology
Cannibalism :3
Mikey makes some soup and raph isn’t surprised that jelly beans aren’t in it or some weird thing but surprised by how good it taste- Leo spits out a claw and thinks it’s a tooth, Mikey reassures him and tells him it just turtle soup. They freak out until Casey comes in and stand there confused.
Donnie blurts out what Mikey has done and Casey points out how turtles are know cannibals, and Mikey states that splinter has ate rats before.
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Leo being a heater-
Leo was laying down on his bed when his red bandana’d brother came in the room and threw himself in the bed next to him.
“It’s cold”
Leo chuckled, raph was always the coldest due to him the the most turtle out of the 4 “being a hot head is ironic isn’t it” Leo wrapped him arms around him as raph glared at his comment.
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Double mutant:
Mikey mutates with ice cream kitty
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Diabetes (based on 2018 Mikey having type 1 diabetes)
Summary - bro passes out bc he forgets to eat all day and the brothers freak out
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2012 meets 2018
“Hey how come they get to wear shorts” Mikey complained. “wait have yall been running around butt ass naked” Leon raised an eyebrow that he lacked. “I mean yeah we got this thing” Mikey lifted his leg to show the ventral of the carapace. Raph smacked the back of his head “Mikey stop that”.
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Time traveling Mikey:
“well Megan said-“
“Mikey who is Megan?” Leo interrupted him. “Megan fox, remember? we were on the rooftop..” Mikey trailed off.
“Is this one of your imaginary friends Mikey?” Raph lifted his eyebrow. “Uh never mind bros, must have been a dream”
“Always mixing delusions with reality” Donnie rolled his eyes as the other went back to watching tv.
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Mikey came out of his bedroom laughing, Leo raised an eyebrow where he was stood outside of his own room. “Haha Leo that was amazing, the way you used that portal was sssweet!” Leo looked at his confused, “uh portal?” Mikey squinted his eyes and examined Leo’s face, “oh wrong person never mind” he turnt around and went back to his bedroom as Leo watched after him with confusion.
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Mikey was in the kitchen laughing his ass off as Donnie walked in, which only made him laugh harder with incoherent words. “I don’t even want to ask” as the last words fell out of his mouth he slipped on a banana pile. Mikey had to leave the room or else he was going to make himself explode.
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Mikey was sat staring at the tv, so entranced in a cartoon he can vaguely remember watching. He saw in the glare of the tv raph walk in and sit down on the couch which made Mikey happy. He stood up and hugged raph and sitting in his lap, he remembers when they were all telling stories from when they were tots and he mentioned that he missed holding them when they were younger so the 3 make a effort into taking advantage of his height.
“Mikey get off of me!” Raph pushed him to the floor and Mikey felt his shell scrap against the concrete. “What the hell are you jumping on me for, trying to crush me?”
Mikey blinked confused and had to take in Ralph’s appearance, he was shorter, like way shorter to the point Mikey should have realized and that made him feel dumb.
“Sorry raph I mixed you up for splinter”.
“Why are you all up on that old man you freak, if your gonna crush my bones I know your gonna crush them ancient ones”.
Mikey nodded and left for his room, the cartoon wasn’t that interesting anyways.
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Casey was sat in the floor in the living-room as Mikey was sat above him on the couch, Mikey was making progress on the braid he was putting on the side of his head; all the while avoiding scratching him with his claws.
“So Case when is your mom picking you up today?” Casey turned as the band was secured to hold the braid. “Mikey what are you on about?”
“Your mom, when is she getting you today?” Mikey was as confused as he was, he was sure that today was when Cassandra was picking him up.
“My moms dead”
Mikey blinked at Casey farrowed face. “Oh sorry I must have referred to a dream”.
“What dreams are you having that make me have a mom in them?”
Mikey bit the inside of his cheeks, he needs to think his alibis better. “Oh no I mistakes you for someone else”.
“Really, Mikey who do you know that has a mom?”
Mikey couldn’t say anymore as Casey’s angered face stood up. “Thanks for reminding me” is all he said before walking away towards the exit.
Mikey made sure to remind himself of that mistake tonight.
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Mikey has just awoken from a nap, he missed being a tot even if that means having to start his life over again. He felt so hungry, he missed opportunities to eat for 3 timelines now.
He traveled to the kitchen and saw the turtles and April sitting at the table with pizza and salad being passed around. “Look who’s finally awake” Leo bumped shoulders with raph, “emerging from your cave huh? here have some salad, you need it” raph passed him the bowl.
Despited the emptiness of his stomach he never felt bigger in his life as he accepted it without a word, raph pulled a face but decided not to comment on it.
“Here Donnie pass Mikey the nuts for his salad” April handed Donnie the bowl from the head of the table. Mikey shook his head no when Donnie offered to pour them in for him. “I can’t have peanuts” Leo raised an eyebrow at him, “and why can’t you have them Mikey?”.
“I have braces” Mikey hated confused faces and the ones he was receiving made him feel stupid.
“Again with your nonsense, Mikey you don’t have braces, how would you get them anyways?” Raph flicked a peanut at his head. “Yes I do because of my gaps”
Donnie scoffed “you have perfect teeth but if this is how you suggest I get braces then that’s a dick move.” Mikey noticed the gap in his teeth when he talked and had to feel his own, they were perfect-or at least as perfect as teeth could be. He never felt this much guilt in a week.
“No dee that wasn’t what I was implying really, you know me I’m just dumb” Donnie rolled his eyes at him, “yeah okay I’ll make sure to let my fucked up teeth know”
“Donnie I like your gap” Mikey cringed at the words, they sounded as stupid as he felt.
“I’m sure you do Michelangelo.”
Mikey decided that the best thing to do was to shut up, he will make sure not to comment on anyone’s appearance including his own and not to ask anything regarding backstories.
His salad felt heavy in his stomach, he got up and left.
Aprils eyes followed him, she felt sorry because it didn’t seem like he was intending to hurt Donnie but the way he triggered Donnie insecurity and reminding Casey of his trauma felt off.
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Mikey lays on his bed with tired eyes, he doesn’t want to go to sleep again. He feels wide awake when he hears his name being yelled from the kitchen, multiple scenarios comes in his head which all involves him being in trouble.
With an intake of breath he figures he left ice cream kitty out again, which makes him panic again because what if Ick has melted and died alone because of him and-
His name was yelled again and fear of his brothers were replaced with his cat.
He sped walked to the kitchen and opened the freezer, she wasn’t there. He stared at the inside, frozen in spot. “Mikey your food is on the table” he felt someone behind him, he turnt around to see Raph. Mikey flinched back harshly when raph raised his hand only to hear the freezer door shut.
He opened his clenched eyes to see Raphs downturn ones “why did you flinch?”.
Mikey let a smile develop on his face as he laughed “I was getting out of the way of the door, I don’t need my pretty face being crushed”
“Ugh Leo your ego is rubbing off on Mikey!” Raph chucked at dons comment.
“Trying to steal my brand huh?” Leo stood to wrap his arms around him. “I already stole your blue eyes might as well steal your personality.”
“Micheal we don’t have eye colors” Donnie rolled his eyes. Mikey looked around at their eyes, how had he forgotten that?
“Dumb brain of mines” he hit his head, he played it off as a joke when the three gave him concerned looks.
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They were in the middle of battle and Mikey was confused on why his nunchucks weren’t elongating, the pulled at them but they didn’t glow.
“Mikey what are you doing, stop playing around!”
Mikey faced Leo, he tracked his face and noticed a lack of red marks.
Wrong weapons, okay. he whacked his head with the nunchucks.
Though he didn’t need to give himself a reminder because one of the krang bots was thrown on him.
“hey! Watch where you’re throwing robots at.” Mikey huffed out as he crawled from under it.
“How about you watch where you go numb for brains!” raph barked back. Mikey would have argued more but the krang bot grabbed at his leg making him shriek.
“Ow! Get off freak!” he kicked at the robots head which only caused the bot to dig its mechanical claws into his leg. “Ugh that’s like totally my thing” he sat up and grabbed the krang head, twisting it until the neck no longer supported it.
Leo gave him a unamused face from where he stood “it took you that long? You’re getting sloppy Angelo.”
“Whatever” Mikey stood up and almost collapsed, Donnie wrapped an arm under his shoulders to hold him up. “You’re going to use up all my supplies if you keep this up”.
Mikey stayed quiet until they made it to Donnie’s lab, then he started to regret his willfulness when Donnie had to wrap up the scar.
“Damn Mikey your leg looks like it’s been in a battle zone, you’re going to have to train with Leo if you’re getting this hurt during missions. What other injuries do you have from your lack of attention?”
Mikey looked off to the side as Donnie looked for other injuries. Donnie gave him a look when he got to his arms, clearing understanding that these weren’t all from the krang.
“These don’t look like they are from tech Mikey” Mikey shrugged. They was no point lying and Donnie looked like he could have less shits. “Yeah nah they are done by a box cutter”
“You know I’m going to confiscate those now right? You can only use them if you asked so I can watch you use them for what they were made for”
Mikey nodded, like he doesn’t have 30 other things to use, hell he has built in suicide blades on his fingertips.
(basically Mikey is self aware and travels trough 2018, 2012, 2007 and 2024(25) timelines.
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Truman show symptoms-
Mikey has been doing excellent in Donnie’s therapy sessions and shows signs of great approvement. “Thank you Donnie I think I’m finally getting it through my thick skull”
Donnie flicked his forehead at the statement; “don’t be hard on yourself, and I’m glad I got you to see the truth”.
“Well I say it’s time for celebration with some pizza!” Mikey stood up from the chair and stood at the labs entrance.
“you coming?”
“Yeah, I just need to put all these papers up. I’ll be there in 5” Donnie waved him off once he finally left, he put the papers he had written for the past few months into a drawer then eventually left the lab when the smell of pizza hit his nose.
He stepped out the lab and saw Raph watching a cooking show, he’s been getting into master chef movies lately.
Then he heard Leo’s voice from splinters room “oh he must have came back, I better go tell them about Mikey’s improvement” he mumbled to himself as he walked closer to the door.
Then he heard Mikey’s voice.
“Huh he must have got to the first” then raph voice caught his attention, he glanced towards the living room where raph was seated watching tv then back at sprinters door.
He opened the door just as he recognized his own voice “*line*”
He froze in the doorway, splinter was watching a video of them from just a month ago, how could he have gotten that if he didn’t notice any camera?
Freaked out he rushed back out and bumped into raph, “woah dude your a whole head higher than me how did you possibly miss me?” Donnie’s anxiety ignored the sarcasm as he looked around desperately
“Uh earth to brainyack? What’s up with you” raph followed his
(basically Mikey acts like he’s in the Truman show while Donnie helps him with his ‘mental breakdown’. this is the ending scene revealing Splinter was watch tapes of them the whole time and Mikey was right.)
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The four turtles were on the rooftop playing around with their skateboard when Leo heard a whooshing noise. “Wait guys stop, I heard something” the other three paused their skating and listened in, *whoosh*
“What the hell is that? It’s my free day I ain’t wanting to beat some krang” Raph crossed his arms. “It’s coming from over there!” Donnie pointed to a blue light on the tip of the building.
Mikey froze, it looked oddly like 2018s Leo portal and he was not ready for that level of confusion.
(I think this was part of the time traveling au)
But then a leg came out, a very human leg, then a head and torso came out as one. Finally a very tall woman stepped foot on the ground.
She squealed and ran up to the turtles “you must be Leonardo the fearless leader!” Leo smiled with the shrug, clearly taking that compliment to heart.
“Oh and you must be Raphael ! Greatest warrior of all time” raph put his hands on his hip “yeah I know”
“Donatello the mad scientist, no one could outshine your inventions” donnie turned a light red and shakes his hand in a dismissive manner.
“And Michelangelo” she put her hand oh
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Leo can speak Japanese while the others can only speak a few words, Mikey can’t speak it at all but understands it
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Mikey first encountering the krang and pulling out his knife
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ADHD 😞
Mikey was just sent to his room but before that he grabbed ice cream kitty to vent his frustrations to her.
“Usually I don’t mind when we get to skip training, in fact I’d rather do anything else but that..but,” he sighed and rolled onto his back. “It’s the fact I’m being specifically left out”
He grabbed ice cream kittys bowl and sat in on top of his shell “why am I even on this team? I’m not a teenage mutant ninja turtle, all I’m good at is being.. just a mutant. All I am is a freak and a monster!”
Ick pushed her face onto his forehead with a hiss, Mikey blinked and sat up to hug her bowl. “I’m sorry kitty I didn’t mean it like that, you didn’t ask to be a mutant” Ick set her paw on his mouth with a scowl.
He gently pushed her paw away and stood, “you beginning to melt I better put you back” Ick protested with loud meows all the way to the kitchen.
“What’s got her in a mood?” Raph asked from the bar stool. “She’s just mad she has to go back into her room” another hiss was heard as the freezer door closed.
Mikey glanced at Raphs food and licked his lips when he saw the bowl of pizza gyoza, he just remembered he hadn’t eaten since yesterday. He opens the fridge door and grabbed the 2 day old take-out that he once again forgotten about.
He plopped it into the microwave, 5 seconds in he quickly took it back out because the wrapped caught on fire.
Raph gave him a (lack of) raised eyebrow “did you forget that the wrapper was aluminum?” Mikey glared and took the now burnt burger out.
“No” he shoved the whole thing in his mouth out of pure spite.
“If I was aloud to curse I would be calling you a stronger word than stupid” raph deadpanned, then Donnie decided it would be the best time to come in the kitchen “what he means to say is that your a dumbass”
Mikey rolled his eyes as raph looked bewildered “oh so he can spout all the words he wants and I’m left with ‘sewer apples’” Donnie took a forkful of his Ramen and shrugged “ironic isn’t it”
Then of course Leo had to follow along moments later “what smells burnt?”
The two other turtles immediately looked at the cause; “I just forgot you can’t put metal in the microwave, we all make mistakes” Mikey crossed his arms with a huff.
“Pretty dumb mistake” he grabbed a forkful of raphs ramen and shoved it into his mouth. “WHY AM I BEING TARGETED”
They all rolled their eyes at raphs outburst.
“whatever dudes I’m going back to my room, see you losers later” Mikey saluted walking out the kitchen.
“They just don’t get me fr 😞 like literally everyone makes mistakes, if I brough up the fact that Leo had a fat crush on our sister than I would be in the wrong”
Mikey kicked at rocks as he was deep in his frustrated thoughts when the rock knocked on some glass, he blinked up and saw he was in Donnie’s lab. “Why do I always do this” he turned around to leave when he bumped directly in Donnie’s big ass shell.
“Damn I forgot you were tall” Mikey rubbed his head which made Donnie roll his eyes. “What are doing in here? I remember specially banning you from stepping a foot in here.”
Mikey looked down at his feet in guilt, “your not going to believe me even if I told you” he sighed deeply and stepped aside, “I’m just going to leave dude”
But since plot had to happen Donnie put his arm blocked the door, “were you meddling in something you weren’t meant to? Huh? is that why you’re in such a hurry to leave?”
Mikey dunked under his arm but Donnie grabbed his from his shell and dragged him back “no dude! What was that for?!”
“You’re always in my lab doing something you’re not meant to and I’m SICK of it, you’re my one and only rule when it comes to my lab and that’s to not be here.” He pushed Mikey, causing him to stumble back when he slipped on the rock.
Mikey fell back onto a table with various bottles, some fell to the ground and began bubbling “oh that can’t be good”
The mixture created an explosion, liquid fell on them as it sprayed in the air. Mikey noticed the liquid burned, and I mean an acidity burn. He pushed Donnie to the ground to use his shell to block the rest of blast.
Once it was over Donnie pushed Mikey off with an angry scowl “see this is EXACTLY why I don’t want you in here! It’s only been 3 minutes and you messed everything up!” He grabbed the first aid kit and threw a roll of bandages at Mikey’s face.
Mikey caught it and looked sadly up at Donnie “I didn’t mea-“
“YOU NEVER MEAN IT DO YOU YET HERE WE ARE” Donnie ripped a long line of the bandage and wrapped it around his arm. “Just leave”
Mikey left silently, usually he’d fight back but the burns were stinging to bad and he felt full of guilt for messing up Donnie’s lab. He went straight to the bathroom, missing the weird glance Leo gave him as he passed by.
He sat on the bathroom floor to analyze the damage on (apparently I can’t finish my own thoughts but this is to focus on his lack of focus)
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Mikey’s a trans icon (transfem)😝
“Now, I’m not exactly passing biology but don’t male turtles have long tails and females have short ones?” Casey pointed out to Mikey, he was spending the night at the hideout because like April he has no nose.
“Oh that’s because I was born a guy”
“What”
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When Mikey was little she knew what she wanted to be in life; a girl. It was honestly easy to come out to her brothers too.
“Gang I’m a girl” 7 year old Mikey announced randomly when all of them were hanging out in the living room
“Cool”
“sweet, also shut up this is my favorite part”
And finally “I always wondered what having a sister was like” came from the three.
And (un)suprisingly splinter got convinced he mistook her gender as a tot, not that he’d care anyways because despite being old with horrible generation views; he missed having a daughter.
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Casey being the rizz master:
“you think our gaps can slide in into each other”
Mikey turned around mouth wide open “are you flirting with Donnie when we just went out on a date?!”
“Damn bro that’s fucked up. WAIT YOUR ALSO DATING CASEY?” Raph had a matching expression of shock.
“Casey just collecting us all like Pokémon” Donnie rolled his eyes.
“You stalked April because she was the first girl you’ve ever met and Leo had a crush on his sister, mattered of fact rise Leo had a crush on his dad and had a tcest shipper make a scene with kissing Donnie”
“Brother what the hell are you yapping about” raph threw sock at Casey.
“Wrong universe but my point still stands! where the freak did you get that sock from?”
“Can’t be caught being gay”
“Wait aren’t you straight anyways raph? AND dating Mona” Leo questioned.
“Aren’t you also straight” raph shot back “and I thought your ass was aroace” he pointed out to Mikey.
“Well Donnie is aromantic” Mikey huffed.
“Guys I’m just a rizz master” Casey grinned with a shrug.
“And a zoophile, put your beastiality somewhere else Shane Dawson” Raph threw the other sock at him.
“You guys are only half turtle bruh- I’m a baddie I date whoever I want”
“Bros gonna date an old ass man” raph chuckled
“Ihold parts of my momma and my dad yo” Casey nodded.
“I thought you were all for breaking generational trauma” Mikey glared.
“Victim like my momma hoe like my daddy”.
“As long as I’m not related to them” Casey pointed his eyes towards Leo, “and I know we’re not related because I’m not Italian”
“We’re Japanese dumbass” Donnie threw a sock at him this time. “That’s what i said, African”
“No.. yeah sorta, whatever kill yourself”
“Literally skibiti toilet Ohio rizz”
“ITS 2012 DUMB FUCK NOT 2024 YOU FREAK CUT YOURSELF”
“Donnie bro chill out bruh you know suicidal people read on ao3 bruh 😭😭”
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Aprils terrible cooking-
Mikey was sat in the kitchen counter as April was stood infront of the stove, cooking up a concoction stew.
“I think we are twins April” April looked at the turtle with confusion, “we are different species Mikey”.
“Yeah but we both have the same blue eyes and I have an orange bandana that matches your hair!” Mikey pointed to their similarities “plus we have freckles, we are literally twins”.
April hummed in thought “if you were human I think we would look a lot a like” Mikey nodded “I would totally be black though, unless we are close to canon then yeah I’d look like you” April ignored the last comment and got back to pouring salt in her experiment.
“Can you get our brothers, I’m done with the soup” Mikey hopped off the counter and went to receive raph first.
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Mikey put the spoon in his mouth and instently spat it out “oh hell nah ugch-“ he fell off the seat and onto the ground. The four looked absolutely terrified.
“if Mikey don’t like it I just know this deadly, I mean the kid eats poison for a living” raph cringes as he pushes the bowl away.
Leo gulped as his bowl was sat down along with Donnie’s, “I just need to get Donnie’s spoon.. uh Mikey?” Mikey threw a thumbs up at Aprils concern.
“blood sugars low, can you get me my yogurt?” April nodded and went to grab it.
“Okay quick pour your bowl out” raph motion to Casey as he fed chompy his. Casey came back with an empty bowl then pour half of Donnie’s and Leo’s in his bowl.
Chompy could only eat two bites before rushing to his water bowl.
“Jesus we are not making it through this dinner” Leo sighed, April came back with her own and Mikey’s yogurt which he ate happily. Casey glared at Mikey before grabbing the bowl and chugging it.
The four stared at him as he sat the bowl down and immediately rushed to the bathroom.
“Weirdo” April pointed her eyebrow to where Casey was sat. Leo glanced at the others, he sat his elbow on the table and pushed it against the bowl until it flung off the table. “Whoops sorry April, let me clean that up”
“Then there was two” Mikey chuckled, raph and Donnie glance at each other nervously. Donnie sighed before bashing his head down repeatedly into the bowl.
“Donnie what are you doing?!” April stood up, “I know this taste like shit but bro”. Raph busted out laughing. Mikey snorted as he wiped the ‘soup’ and blood off the freaks face.
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Raph pushing Mikey during the space ark.
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Splinter and his bullshit - “repeat after me, I am deformed” “I am deformed” the 4 year old turtles repeated to the best of their abilities. “And I am ugly” the turtles once again repeated, “and I will listen to master splinter so we do no wrong”. The little orange one spoke up “aren’t you also ugly? Because you are mutant-itatited”
“mutated” the purple one corrected quietly.
Splinter slapped the youngest with the back of his hand “Don’t interrupt me child.”
The three brothers watched in fear as the smaller one coward. “Repeat.”
“I will listen to master splinter so we do no wrong”.
The four were now sat on their knees 11 years later, the elder paced in front of them. “Repeat after me” the mutants knew what to say at heart by now, the lesson forever grained and tattooed in their minds. “I am deformed” they started, “and I am ug-“
“Sick of your bullshit”.
The rat turned, “Michelangelo, care to speak up?”
“I said I was TIRED of your bullshit, why do you have to debrate us in everything we do?”
(was written in 2023 inspired by the TikTok audio, Mikey was gonna have a badass moment)
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Don, raph and Leo turn into kids and Mikey takes care of them (was gonna be canon in 2018 and was in 1989) Leo is a tattletale, Donnie is a smart ass and raph is a huge crybaby
TURTLE TOTS 🥹✌️
-2018 cancelled episode 😔
-mutant mayhem my sillies
-scum bug is the best mom
{During a fight with magic man the 3 older turtles get zapped into toddlers 😱}
“Don’t worry you little head little brother” Leo grabs Donnie’s head, Donnie pushing him off with a scoff. “Im older than you numbskull”
“Let’s not get into the logistics
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2012 and 2018 meet up:
Leon and don is bickering, “do they always act like this?” Leo asks.
“I mean are we surprised they are middle children” Mikey glares at Raphael and Donnie.
“Ignoring that, it looks like Mikey’s are destined to be the youngest sibling” Micheal frowned, “unless your in ronin”
“What”
{raph and Mikey interaction lmao}
“I thought I was the only one who broke the forth wall” raph sat on Mikey’s bed, it creaking under the weight.
“Nah April narrates some episodes don’t worry”
Raph perked up at the mention, “oh you have an April?”
“Yeah dude everyone’s got an April o’ Neil” Mikey pulls out his t-phone and shows him a classic 2012 quality photo of her, she’s holding up to peace signs beside Leo.
“Oh wow that’s.. different” Raph pulls out his own phone and shows his April on his shell along with his brothers.
“Woah you have an actual phone! So futuristic” Mikey grabs the phone and fidgets with it.
“Hope this doesn’t change the future or something” raph remarks.
Mikey hands him back the phone with a chuckle, “nah I’m to dumb to do anything with the knowledge, and I’m sure Leo will stop Donnie from doing anything with it”
Raph raises his eyebrow at the short turtle, “Raph doesn’t like the way you called yourself that” Mikey looks surprised then laughs “I forgot your our copy and pastes” (idk what I meant by that)
{discovering tails}
Don throws Leon and falls hard into raph. “RAH! get off the tail” he pushed Leon off, “two pushes in a minute I’m on a roll”
“Woah woah woah you have a tail?” Donnie takes a look at it, “uh yeah? We all do.”
“Fascinating”
Mikey crossed his arms in a pout, “how come we don’t have tails Donnie?”
“I’m pretty sure you guys do” Don responded despite not being asked, he pushes Mikey down on the knees. “See?”
Leo and Raphael looked over surprised at the revolution, “how come we didn’t know about this before?”
Mikey looks over his shoulders trying to see, “I assumed we didn’t because I’d look odd to animate”
“What”
“Don’t you guys use the bathroom, How have you not discovered that?” Leon gets up from the floor to also look at the tail.
“No?”
Micheal looks over at Leo disgusted at the answer, “what the what”
Leo shrugs “we don’t even own a bathroom”
Leon runs out the living room to go check himself absolutely distraught.
“Can’t decide if I’m concerned or jealous” Don types some things in the wrist notepad.
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Friend (idk thought of diolog)
Mikey: he’s like my best friend now, and he’s not racist!
April: damn your standards really are low
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Two headed turtle / ectopica cordis (exposed heart)
Mikey being high as hell bc of the kidnapping ep
Mikey and April pretending to be twins
Mikey being cannablistic in dimensionx and eating a krang
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Mikey being possessed like multiple times take your pick (can you tell who my favorite turtle is):
Donnie was locked in his lab focusing on fixing the tv for the 3rd time this week. He grumbled as he reached for another pair of pliers “ugh it’s only Tuesday and raph breaks the tv once again, he’s gonna lose the privilege of his weapons if he keeps this streak up”
Donnie sets the pliers down when he hears the door open, “Leo it hasn’t even been a hour yet” he turns around as meets eyes with Mikey.
“Oh, Mikey what did you do.”
Mikey stood there with his eyes out of focus and an off smile. “Are you dissociating again?” Donnie stood up then sat a spiky ring in his palm.
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School shooting - Casey came from the ladder glumbly, which all 4 of the turtles noticed immediately.
“What’s got you so depressed Casey?” Raph asked in his usual fashion. “There was a total bummer of a shooting bruh”
the four was immediately alarmed. “A shooting? Where?” Casey shook his head at Leo’s urgency, before more questions were asked April came down with a shaken expression.
Donnie and Mikey immediately ran up to her “April? What happened?” April looked down sadly at Mikey and placed a hand on his head. “There was a shooting at school, worse than last time”
Donnie looked away from April to Casey who spoke up. “What do you mean, was the krang there?”.
“No donnie, there were humans. Sometimes there are people who..” April tried to explain to the best of her abilities to the turtles who have never set foot in a school “people go to schools with guns to shoot a bunch of students and teachers and stuff” Casey finished for her.
“But aren’t there kids there? I remember you guys telling me there’s kids ranging from 14 to 19 right?” Leo looked at them confused. “Some people hold grudges and I totally understand fr” Raph snaked Casey in the back of his head “I thought we were blood thirsty but we don’t go around shooting up children”.
(I was watching a lot of PSA’s and arrowlettes young justice arc)
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“I always wanted to see a turtle without its shell”
“Ew you wanna see me naked?” Mikey grimaced as the other grinned, he pushed down as Mikey wiggled until a loud crunch was heard from below. Mikey screamed. (I no know)
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Random headcanons (based off of canon)
Donnie has a lisp and Leo has a studder
Raph loves animals and attracts them
Leo is great with kids (tea party girl)
Mikey will record everything so he watch it back later and remember events (projecting)
Raph steals like a mastermind, Leo gets mad but doesn’t do anything. Donnie and Mikey loves it
Mikey love’s physical touch and Donnie hates it
Mikey lowkey got a eating disorder (binge eating and pica)
Donnie is a big gift giver
April wanted to become a ballerina and was in it for 5 years, now she like journaling but will practices for fun
Casey loves ice skating more than hockey, he taught Mikey how to roller skate
Leo’s head is to big to be put inside of his shell
Casey goes to Aprils all the time with his sister
Mikey makes so many comic books
Donnie and raph still have pointed teeth from where they turned into vampires
Mikey misspells raph as Ralph (lack of education) and raph misspells Mikey as mickey (dyslexia)
Leo can sew (canon)
2003 Donnie likes acting like a cat
Mikey has photographic memory (canon)
Mm!mikey is trans (canon) along with April being gay (once again canon)
Mikey covers his face with his brothers hands
Mikey age regresses real?
Mikey raph and Leo are such comic book nerds 😭
Mikey can grow hair
Mikey is a cat person
Leo loves Batman (bay and mutant mayhem/tales)
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Projecting lmao
After the turtle zit episode Mikey’s feeling self conscious over the way he looks.
The youngest of the brothers stood in-front of the mirror for the third time this morning, looking at the left over scars from the pimples that scattered on his face.
He picked the habit of looking at his other features as well, he never cared for his light green skin or lack of hair; that was just something he was born with.
I mean obviously he’s not alone he’s got his brothers who are right along with him on the ugly train. Though that gave his something to compare himself to as well; his skin not matching their shade or his large uncomfortably bright blue eyes, his weight.
He’d even compare his appearance with his human friends, more prominently April. She was practically the human version with blue eyes, freckles and orange going on.
Mikey picked at the food that sat untouched on his plate “how come we aren’t more human like master splinter?”
The rat rubbed his chin at the question, “well my son, I assume it’s because you boys were turtles before the change”
Mikey nodded at the answer, not very satisfied but didn’t complain.
“Mikey stop playing with your food” Leo the overbearing mother scolded.
Donnie slide a cookie on his plate, he used that trick to make Mikey eat something he didn’t necessarily like as bribe ever since they were tots.
But Mikey just shook his head and put the cold noodles in his mouth, Donnie looked stunned as he took the cookie back.
Mikey noticed the weird glances his brothers gave out but didn’t call them out, instead standing up to wash his dish once he finished his plate.
He’s well aware enough to know that throwing up isn’t good especially if (good lord 😭)