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"To Ze,
I am out for tomfoolery business I have to take care of immediately!! It will be just you and ReGect, so this house better be nice and tidy when I come back!!
Honk,
Moe :0)"
-is the note that Ze woke up to this quiet morning. It seems Moe wasn't exactly lying about her business being immediate because the evidence was still left all over the house. Music discs left unattended on the counters, one still playing distortedly actually, and...water squelching under his feet. Moe must have caused an accident with her flower accessory.
Nonetheless, the mess could always be bigger. So Ze got to work on fixing up the house instead.
All the music discs were tidied up in their respective spots-he would have to ask her what to do with the broken one-, and just when he tracked down the culprit flower that flooded the house, all of the original quietness left the house as Ze heard a familiar entity come down the stairs before actually seeing them.
Startled out of his trance, Ze accidentally squished the flower he had in his hand on reflex. More water, great.
Gratingly, Ze turned around to ReGect to see the number of things in their hands.
It was basically all noise pollution stuff. Which is totally the day Ze was striving for.
"Ze! Ze! Look at all the stuff I found upstairs! It must've rained treasure chests- I mean look at this stuff dude! We could- wait, where's Moe?!" ReGect's voice boomed around the house before it even reached his ears.
"She's out for a bit, said she had things to do. It's basically just us for today." Ze sighed as he stacked the letter ontop of the mountain of things ReGect already had in both of their arms.
"Oh, Alright then. Well, surely there's something we can do while she's gone!" ReGect started making a ruckus by laying out everything they had onto the small stone table.
Ze immediately cut in to intervene, "Actually- Actually I was hoping today could be just a chill day? Like a day we can relax, you know?"
"Plus, if you said stuff was all over the place. That's probably Moe's stuff she left around the house. It'd probably be better to clean up her stuff for when she gets back." Ze reasoned. He was actually by the second hoping to get the water cleaned up, it was soaking in his clothes and getting annoying fast.
"What-uh-fine, but you gotta at least agree to using some of this stuff. I can't believe Moe has all this stuff and just never showed us!" ReGect was still raving happily about all the items.
"Right.. Well, we'll see okay? Just help me out here." Ze started by grabbing a nearby towel to help scoop up the water that spilled on the floor.
It didn't take long to see that even if Ze was doing his part by putting things back where they belonged, ReGect was more interested in experimenting with every tiny thing they found. Which ends up making this whole cleaning process they agreed on even slower. Ugh.
Ze had moved upstairs to hopefully get away from every loud noise ReGect was making trying to test the functionality of each object. It was all a bunch of typical clown junk you would think, but also regular objects that you wouldn't be able to figure out how they would fit in some circus act.
Bowling pins set up, balloon-tying set put away on a shelf, explosives definitely put away on an even higher shelf, and also including, somehow, rubber chickens that you had to be super careful with or it would spawn actual baby chickens. Thank god for that mini game he came up with, he could confidently say he had a high score now.
"Dude! Ze look down here! I decorated the house you should totally come see it!" ReGect yelled ecstatically.
When Ze stepped down, the living room was basically the same except for something new strung up on the wall. Saved ornaments from last Christmas that went unused.
"Don't you think it adds character to the house? I mean now it isn't as plain! It stands out!" ReGect stated. Clearly proud of their work.
"Yeah, dude looks pretty neat. Now that I think on it we could probably use more decor around here."
Although, something itched inside Ze's body. He was proven right when he heard multiple faint ticking sounds, coming straight from the ornaments.
"Hey, what's that sound?" Ze said uneasily.
"What sound?" is the very last thing Ze heard before he got shot back to the end of the other wall abruptly. Every ornament was exploding at the same time. Now, a good chunk of their living room was open to the open world. Just amazing.
"Ack! Are you serious? How did you not know that was going to happen, huh?!" Ze questioned angrily.
"How was I supposed to know that was going to happen okay! Chill!! I swear I didn't know!" ReGect tried to save themself.
"Give me that-" Ze snatches the remaining ornaments ReGect had and looks at the titles of them. Explosive ornaments. "ReGect you chud it says right on the name that it is explosive do you have an IQ in the negatives you can't be serious-!"
"-Listen I thought they were just simple ornaments! Who needs to double-check if ornaments are ornaments man!" ReGect punched Ze in the shoulder, very much offended.
If you were to ever think Ze would stay calm and not punch back, you would also be very wrong. The next minute would look like a cat fight from afar because of how immediate Ze was in pouncing back.
"-You wanna be like that huh? Take this asshole-"
"-just can't ever enjoy anything can you? Always gotta have some stick up your ass can't like something nice I was doing for the house!" ReGect interjected.
This tossing and turning took a while, both parties being too stubborn to stop until they were sure they came out on top. ReGect took a squeaky plastic hammer that had fallen with all the other items after the explosion and hit Ze over the head with it multiple times.
SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEEEAKKKK!!
Ze finally saw an opening and grabbed ReGect's wrist and flipped them both over to where ReGect was on their back on the floor and Ze had them pinned with both legs on each side of their torso. Ze was more used to fighting with his hands, so he tussled the hammer out of ReGect's hand and out of reach.
Immediately he took to messily punching ReGect all over. He knew better than to hit their transparent parts since he would just phase through and hit the hard floor, but it is way easier said than done considering how wiggly ReGect was on trying to get him off.
In the middle of punches to their arms and the visible side of their torso, Ze randomly decided to pack a punch straight to where ReGect's head should be.
A scream is an understatement for the sound ReGect produced as a reaction.
Startled out of his mind he paused the mass beating and, out of shock, took both hands and grabbed at ReGect's supposed face. ReGect scrunched up prepared for another WWE smackdown, "What the hell are you doing get off of me-"
"Shut up man there's no way you have a head I thought you were lying to me!" Ze gasped in amazement.
"Why- That's such a dumb thing to lie about why would I lie about having a head?!" ReGect sounded incredulous.
The cat fight they were just having instead transitioned to this odd silence of Ze feeling ReGect's face. Lost in some trance.
Their cheeks were the first thing he touched first, they had high cheekbones, and he couldn't get enough of feeling over them. Their nose shape was straight. He felt their forehead, he would make a stupid joke about ReGect having a six-head just to exaggerate and get them riled up, but it would kill this nice moment. He moved back down to their jaw, gently rounded.
-Hair?? In what world-It was actually short and soft to touch, nevermind. Their whole face is actually nice to touch..Kind of warm though.. is that normal for entities like them?
Warm is a bit of an understatement for the ball of emotions ReGect was feeling, it felt fiery and hot and it was weird. ReGect was very aware of the position they were in. Having to look up to see Ze as this felt like an active generator to the multiple skips their heart is making. Although, ReGect could probably just...sit up... something in their heart couldn't bring them to get up and do anything though. So they decided they were stuck just lying there and stared at the focused face Ze had.
He was concentrated, and even though they knew Ze wasn't seeing anything at all, only feeling. They didn't want to pull any faces in case Ze noticed. ReGect just stared as they decided it was their turn to inspect him instead.
His hair was in the stages of growing out a buzz cut, it was short with small curled bangs framing his face. Now that they were seated here, ReGect realized Ze lost his hat somewhere in their squabbling, probably on the other side of the house by now. Anyway- his hair was pitch black, and it matched his dark eyes. He had a Greek nose and thin lips. He also bore a short stubble they wished they could feel at this moment. They didn't dare raise a hand still.
His hands were calloused and rugged. When he closed his hands to use knuckles to feel against their face, they could feel small bumps of scars. The same ruthless hands that were shoving them and using all types of hand combat to get them down were all over the place, just without the same malicious intent. A bunch of curiosity instead.
"You done feeling me up?" ReGect joked, their voice sounded unnaturally airy and out of breath. God they have to get it under control.
Ze's face twisted to a frown and knotted eyebrows, pink flooding to his face faster than he could speak.
"Shut-Shut up you idiot don't say it like that" He stumbled.
"Just... need this information for next time ya'know...." Ze trailed off, sounding more like he was trying to reason with himself.
ReGect just accepted the excuse, "Right..yeah.." The air felt a little bit more electric after their stupid back and forth.
Hands continued their investigation work and trailed to the side of their neck, but they briefly ignored the gold chain and instead slipped under it to feel the invisible skin. Fingers tracing them again. ReGect tried to reason about the fact that one day in the future Ze is just going to try and choke them on reflex, but it's very distracting when subtle and slow touches were found everywhere. ReGect felt like they couldn't get a word out, even if they tried with how discombobulated their head felt. They took a lot of grace with the fact that Ze couldn't see their facial expressions at all. Who knows what stupid involuntary face they are making right now???
"I don't understand, if your body I can go through, shouldn't this space also be the same?" Ze questioned.
After a hot second of trying to piece a sentence together, ReGect spoke up, "Uhm, I don't know. I'm just like this, I guess.?"
This is a weird situation, very weird. They don't remember anymore how they stumbled into this weird position or why ReGect was still letting this happen. Not that what is going on is exactly negative, but it's hard to place. Weird.
Ze trailed his left hand up until it was right next to where ReGect's mouth should be. He ran his thumb close to it absentmindedly as he debated if he would be crossing a line to run a finger over their lips, only to feel.
ReGect was barely thinking, close to a blank mind that only held this moment in the center. Everything felt so still, only saving room for ReGect to take in every small movement Ze did, and for Ze to do the same, watching to make sure he wasn't doing something wrong.
Ze moved his other hand down to where he felt their collarbone, he raised an eyebrow as he moved further down but his hand fell through. He caught himself easily, but ReGect flustered at the odd sensation. ReGect took his hand away, but Ze wavered and ended up just trapping ReGect even more as he pressed their hand back onto the floor in a handhold.
Ze's face turned redder and he pressed his lips into a line as he tried to get up to preserve the small space they had left between them.
ReGect definitely wasn't thinking anymore, how could they when they were this close together now? Ze has to hear their heartbeat, or the heat that they swear is radiating off their body like the sun at this rate. Jesus Christ there isn't one nonchalant bone in their body this isn't real.
This is the most embarrassing detective work to ever be done on anyone ever, Ze had half the mind to just say fuck it and ended up going for the chance of running his thumb over ReGect's mouth. He already dug his six-foot deep grave, might as well lie in it.
He definitely felt ReGect take a shuddering breath, but by this point, more questions ran through his mind.
He pulled open his mouth a bit and saw the familiar mouth he sees when Regect is berating Ze to the point snow mountains would hear them loud and clear. Though that isn't what he was focused on, he pushed the top lip up and felt the sharp teeth that he was sure could rip him to shreds if he baited them hard enough. He almost, almost, took the chance to press a finger on their tongue. For science.
hiss....
Ze's head snapped up as he saw the creeper that was coming right their way. His theory was almost tested about ReGect's ability to kill him as he jerked his finger out of their mouth before they bit on reflex.
He uncaged ReGect and yanked them up as he hauled them away upstairs for safe measure. Silence passed for a minute or two as he watched from the stairs. The Creeper ended up mindlessly walking somewhere else, out of the house.
Ze took a thankful sigh of relief, "Thank goodness another explosion didn't happen, right?"
He turned to ReGect but they looked stuck. Ze waved a hand over their face.
"Helloooo? You alright buddy?"
ReGect seemed to snap right back into the present world.
"Oh uhm, yeah I'm good. Would've been terrible to find more material if it exploded more of the house, hah." a nervous laugh bubbled out of ReGect.
Before Ze could even unpack anything behind their words, the sound of a door opening caught his attention first.
Oh fuck, they are so screwed.
"HONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK?!HONK!!HONKHONK!!"
Which in Moe language translated, is:
"What the hell happened here?! Ze!! ReGect!!"
Shamefully, they both ran down the stairs to a furious Moe.
"Okay okay if you want anyone to blame, blame ReGect! They exploded the house up with ornaments without thinking to look at the name!!" Ze pointed an accusing finger at the entity.
"Come on!! It was a small mistake!!" ReGect defended.
"HONKHONKHONK, HONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK." (Whatever, just help me clean this up.)
As he gathered the extra materials they kept in emergencies like this, a part of his mind drifted to the moment from earlier.
He ignored his fast and warm heart, instead, he decided to busy himself with rebuilding the house back up.
Ze should feel lucky it was the Creeper that interrupted that, and not Moe.