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“Shidou and Bunny are beefing again-“
“Hey, I heard Shidou likes Sae-“
“Bunny likes you-!”
“FUCK OFF!” Sae finally snapped, fixing the random girls with a mean glare.
“Alright, alright! ..damn what’s her issue?” the nobody muttered under her breath to her friend as they scurried off.
Finishing applying her mascara, Kaiser smirked at Sae. “Wow. I haven’t seen you this mad since Rin got with Karasu.”
Sae groaned and rubbed her temples, “Michelle, shut up. I swear, I already have a headache and you just HAD to bring her up.”
The blonde raised an eyebrow, “What’s your deal with her anyway? Like think about it, she could’ve dated Isagi or some shit!”
“I would’ve preferred anyone else honestly. I just hate that crow. Like seriously, fucking hate her. Like she could die tomorrow and I wouldn’t care type of hate her.”
“Uhhh…thats.. nice, I guess. Mind elaborating?”
Sae stared at the blonde, not a single face muscle moving.
Kaiser felt like she was going to pass out.
“… okayy then? So anyways, about-“
Suddenly, the door slammed open, “Shidou and Bunny are about to fight!”
Sae and Kaiser exchanged a look.
“Shit.”
The girls rushed to the scene, where half of the student body was gathered along the second floor, intently watching the altercation in the middle. The whole canteen was cleared out except for the two fighting, minus a couple of stragglers. Otoya who was filming the whole thing, and Bachira who was vibrating with excitement next to her. Kaiser and Sae slipped in with Rin, Hiori, Nanase and Kiyora, settling beside them without a word. Sae ignored the stares she could feel burning into her around the room, absently twisting the ring on her finger as a distraction.
Sae smacked Rin at the back of the head, because why not.
“Oi!” Rin turned around and sneered. “Oh look, Helen of Troy is here,” she said dryly.
“Shut it, Rin.” Sae grumbled, jabbing her hand into the formers waist, causing her to double over and wheeze in pain.
“Hey Sae,” Hiori greeted with a small smile, the red head nodded back.
Kaiser craned her neck around the sisters, and spotted two teens lingering on the far end with their uniforms. “What are you guys doing in the sixth form building?”
“Had a sub, so I decided to skip” Kiyora shrugged. “Plus, this is way more interesting, and Nana’s finished her exam late so she gets extra break.” At the mention of her name, Nanase waved shyly to the newcomer, and Kaiser awkwardly gave a little wave back. It felt wrong to ignore it, for some reason.
Bunny and Shidou were in the middle of the canteen, trading insults back and forth. Well, it was kinda one-sided. Bunny kept taunting her, and Shidou looked like she was on her last leg.
“You crazy bitch!” The blonde barked, shoving her into a table and sending it screeching across the floor.
Bunny nearly went crashing down, catching herself by grabbing on the ledge at the last second. “Who’s the crazy one here? You fucking whore!” she spat out. She hauled herself right up and dusted off her skirt, a sadistic smile creeping onto her face. “Seriously, you’re pathetic. I dont know why Sae even bothers with you.”
“Hah, ya really want to know what’s pathetic? Crushing on a girl for 6 years and not even making it to first base!” Shidou cackled.
Kaiser whistled, “Damn Sae, that’s kinda cruel.”
Sae gave the blonde the nastiest side eye ever, “I’m not obligated to return that psychos feelings.” she hissed back.
“Hold on- ya guys kissed?”
“Yep. Once in year 12. I’m not answering any further questions. That’s that.” she finalised.
Bunny was staring at Shidou like she wanted to burn her alive.
“I couldn’t give less of a fuck that you’ve kissed Sae, being easy isn’t the flex you think it is. Besides, I think you’ve got bigger issues to worry about. I heard you shagged a guy in his 40’s last week! Hmmm… or was it that you gave head to the new substitute teacher? Those are some wild rumours about you babe! Are you trying to become the new Bonnie Blue?” Bunny asked whilst innocently batting her lashes, clearly trying to get a rise out of the blonde.
Shidou unceremoniously took the bait. “Oh shut upppp! You’re just jealous because CAMHS is all up in your dm’s instead of Sae-chan!”
“Bitch, I dont get jealous of sluts!”
“We’re never making it out of the patriarchy.”
“Damn, they’re really going at it…”
“Are you asking for a slap?” Shidou snarled.
“Nah, I’m asking for a fight doll. But I bet you’ll pussy out anyway.”
Shidous tone took on something more venomous, “Yeah? Come at me you suicidal freak!”
“Bitch I brought a knife to school, don’t even try me!”
“HA?! Stop trying to act hard, we all know you’re lying.” she scoffed.
Bunny then proceeded to slam her handbag on the table, yank the zipper open, and plunge her hand inside. An audible gasp was heard all round the floor.
“Whatthehellwhatthehell, what the HELL?!-“ Nanase shrieked as she hid her face behind her hands. “O-oh my God am I about to witness a murder?!”
“And there’s no alarms going off? This schools so shit bro…” Kiyora sighed.
“Don’t worry Nana, this happens like…every two weeks? Nothin’ to worry about, trust me.” Hiori said softly, rubbing slow circles on her back as an attempt to console her. The brunette didn’t look any less terrified, but her shaky hands had fallen from her face to her sides.
“Where’d she even manage to find a knife that big, anyway?”
“Umm cadets maybe? Swear she used to do it.”
“Yeah, probably.”
“Are you even allowed to use knives in cadets?”
“Yer allowed to use guns, so I wouldn’t be surprised. That’s why I tried to join in year 9.” Hiori chimed in. Nanase subtly tried to slip away from her grasp after that comment.
“This is why we’re friends.” Rin deadpanned.
“Boo!” Rin jumped, as two hands settled on her shoulders.
“What the-“
“Hey babe” Karasu smiled, planting a kiss on her cheek, making the girl flush a deep red. Sae reeled her eyes away in disgust.
“Fuck, you scared me! What are you doing here?”
“Class was cancelled so I had a free, and Yo messaged me that someone was about ta get stabbed in the canteen. I didn’t think she was actually being for real! Anyways, what’s ‘toya doing down there?”
Ignoring the alarming speed of which Karasu arrived, Rin answered: “Trying to film the fight. Apparently shes streaming on tiktok live or something.”
“Hold on- is she stupid? If they take the live down then the whole things gonna be lost media!” Kaiser huffed, pulling her phone out. “and shouldn’t her and the bumble bee maybe fuck off out of there?”
“She’s not well in the head, and neither is Bachira. Pretty sure all the nicotines infected her brain cells anyway…” Kiyora murmured, trailing off.
“…do you even know these people?” Nanase asked concerned.
“I’ve got personal beef with Otoya.”
Hiori stored the fact that Eita had beef with a 16 year old at the back of her mind.
Shidou exhaled, seemingly trying to regain her composure, “Oh yeah? Whatcha gonna do with that?” There was a subtle shake in her voice, and no one could blame her when Bunny was quite literally holding an 8 inch machete in her hands.
“Stab you, and watch the jizz pour out.”
She let out an outraged gasp, “Not if I choke you first!”
“I’ll spit in your face!”
“I’ll spit in your mouth!”
“I’ll like it!”
…
“What the fuck?” Karasu muttered under her breath.
“What’s happening?-”
“Shh! It’s getting interesting now!”
The machete had dropped to the floor, long forgotten.
“…will you spit in mine back?”
“I’ll bite your bottom lip and making you fucking bleed.”
“Promise to kiss me after?- No- NO! Help me Jesus, HELP ME!” Shidous seductive tone suddenly shifted into a full on panicked scream. She clutched the roots of her hair, desperately tugging like she was trying to pull the intrusive thoughts out of her head. “I’m loyal to Sae-chan, it’s just lust… I’m loyal to Sae-chan, it’s just LUST!!”
And with that, she burst into tears, sobbing as she bolted out of the canteen.
The loud chatter instantly quited down to a murmur, confused whispers drifting through the air.
“…I’ll go check on her.” Karasu said calmly, giving another quick kiss to Rins cheek before she rushed down the stairs to follow Shidou.
“What just happened?”
“Poor girl.”
“I hope she’s okay-“
On the other hand, the albino looked like she was in much worse condition than before. Bunny was just stood there staring at the space where the blonde was a minute ago, a twinge of guilt adorning her features. Which was surprising as hell because you could never really tell what the girl was thinking.
“… Ya might’ve well just started scissoring on the table.” Otoya supplied unhelpfully, and Bachira couldn’t hold back the snort that came out of her at thag, quickly slapping a hand over her mouth.
Bunny whipped her gaze to the ninja. “Fuck off.” she growled, and stormed off in Shidous direction.
“Nah I’m actually so cooked.”
“You are SO getting beat up next time you see her 😭😭”
…
Hiori blinked. “Didn’t expect ta see free yuri, but I’m not complainin’. ”
”Why does Otoya have the emotional intelligence of a box of crayons?”
“Hey, allow it-“
“Just hurry up and go sort your girlfriend out,” Rin rolled her eyes.
“Fineee, I hope she has the full video…” she whispered the last part, her himejoshi tendencies taking over.
Rin uninterestedly watched Hiori scramble down the stairs. She dragged her eyes back to glance over at her sister, cringing at the utter look of loss on her face.
“Hey umm…” Rin started off awkwardly, placing her hand on her shoulder. “Whatever the fuck just happened down there had nothing with you. It’s like, kinda not your fault?”
Sae snapped out of her daze, “Oh sorry, what? I was just thinking about what we’re having for dinner tonight.”
Kaiser dragged her manicured hands down her face and groaned, “Yep, she’s a goner.”
A week later
“…so you guys are dating now?”
They were all eating lunch in the canteen, at the very same table where the fight had gone down. How Bunny hadn’t been arrested yet? I don’t know, and you don’t either!
“Yep!!” Shidou exclaimed, grinning as she clung onto Bunny, her arms wrapped loosely around her neck.
Sae stared at the two for a total of 5 seconds, before she went back to her phone. “Cool.”
The gyaru frowned. “That’s it? No congratulations? No, ‘Wow I’m so happy for you ryu-channnn~’?”
“I think I’d rather off myself.”
“Sae-chan!”
“Congrats guys!!” Ness cheered, smiling brightly. “But honestly, I did NOT see that coming! How did you guys get together? Tell me everything!”
An awkward silence filled the table.
Kaiser gestured the brunette to lean closer, and she whispered in her ear, “I’ll show you the video later.”
‘Oh! So, one of them asked the other out in public? AHH how romantic!’
“Thanks cutie. But seriously, I haven’t felt this happy in ages.“ Bunny sighed contently, wrapping her arms around the blondes waist and resting her head on her shoulder. “Like…it makes me wanna die.”
Sae looked up at the two again, and let out a defeated sigh. “Okay fine, I guess you two are kind of cute.”
Shidou instantly lit up and squealed “AWW Sae-chan!!”
“Still annoying though.” she added on.
The blonde tried to stand up to give Sae a hug, but the albino pulled her back onto her lap. “Dont leavee, I’m comfy” she pouted as the hold around her new girlfriend tightened.
Shidou giggled bashfully, swivelling around to give her a small peck.
Which then turned into a full blown-out make out session in less than 10 seconds.
“Fuck, let’s move to another table,” Kaiser groaned, as she dragged the two girls away with her in a haste.