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Vanitera Smut-Smugglers Depository

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A cache of all the NON-CANON and mostly crackship smut written for the Vanitera players' smut-smuggling ring. (Though Polly and JC have their own collection)

Chapter 1: Pompon and Evie

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The sun dipped low over the rolling hills of the former Kingdom of Flowers, painting the wild meadows in hues of gold and crimson. Once a realm of perfumed gardens and blooming orchards, it now lay fractured like crushed petals scattered by war and ambition. Still, its countryside remained lush and deceptively peaceful. Narrow dirt roads wound between ancient hedgerows and clusters of wild roses, their thorns sharp as forgotten grievances.


Evangeline Fletcher’s palanquin jolted violently, then listed hard to one side with a sickening crack of splintering wood. The four bearers, friends who had followed her from circus to service, stumbled and cursed as the simple teal-draped conveyance crashed onto the grassy verge. Silk curtains tore, and Evangeline tumbled out in a swirl of fine fabric, landing with the graceful roll of an acrobat. Her dark hair spilled loose from its messy updo, framing her warm tan face and bright, determined eyes. The teal gown clung to her body, the slit skirt riding high on one toned thigh as she pushed herself up, already reaching for the slender rapier she kept concealed within the palanquin’s wreckage.


“Damn these backroads,” she muttered, drawing the blade with a sharp hiss of steel. As diplomat of the Merchant Republic, she was no wilting lily.


Three rough-looking brigands emerged from the treeline on swaybacked mounts, blades drawn and grins wolfish. “Well now, what’s a pretty little envoy doing out here with only these fools for escort?” the leader called, dismounting. His eyes flicked to the scattered treaty cases. “Those scrolls would fetch a fine price.”


Evangeline shifted into a low, supple stance, rapier held lightly in her grip, her body coiled like a dancer ready to strike. “Try to take them and you’ll leave this meadow poorer in blood than coin,” she replied, voice steady and edged with steel.
The leader charged, his companions following. Steel met steel. Evangeline moved with fluid grace, twisting beneath a wild swing, her rapier flicking out to score a shallow cut across one brigand’s forearm. She spun away from the second attacker, delivering a precise thrust that forced him back, her acrobat’s flexibility letting her bend and evade with effortless agility.


Then the thunder of hooves shattered the fray. A massive warhorse burst from the adjacent meadow. Pompon Frite reined in hard, leaping from the saddle before the beast fully stopped. Over six and a half feet of farm-forged muscle, blonde hair cropped short, a neatly trimmed moustache and short beard framing his handsome, square-jawed face. His navy cloak swirled as he drew his longsword, the deep blue of his tunic and brigandine matching the color of twilight seas.
“Need a hand?” Pompon called, his deep voice rumbling across the wildflowers with a hint of wry amusement even as he charged in.


Evangeline flashed him a fierce grin mid-parry. “Always welcome, ser!”


Pompon’s longsword sang through the air. He disarmed one brigand with a ringing clash, sending the blade spinning into the roses, then drove a gauntleted fist into another’s gut that folded the man like cheap parchment. Evangeline seized the moment, lunging forward, her rapier piercing the leader’s shoulder with a deft twist that dropped him to his knees with a howl. The third brigand tried to circle behind her, only to meet Pompon’s blade across his ribs. Evangeline finished the last with a spinning kick that used her contortionist balance to crack her heel against his jaw, dropping him cold into the grass.


In moments, it was over. The survivors scrambled onto their horses and fled into the gathering dusk. Pompon sheathed his sword and turned, chest rising and falling with controlled breaths. His blue eyes met Evangeline’s with open admiration and a spark of heat. She stood amid the broken palanquin, teal gown slightly askew and dusted with grass, warm tan skin glowing in the sunset, breathing hard but radiant with the thrill of the fight.


“Well fought, my lady,” Pompon said, stepping closer. His towering frame cast a long shadow over her smaller form. “Are you injured?”


Evangeline lowered her rapier, wiping the blade before sheathing it. She offered him a small, fierce smile, brushing dark hair from her face. “A few bruises at most. Nothing that can’t be soothed.” She glanced at the ruined palanquin, then back up at him... and then further up, craning her neck. “Your timing was impeccable.”


He extended a large, gloved hand. When she placed her smaller one in his, he helped her over the splintered wood with effortless strength. The contrast sent a quiet thrill through both of them: his muscular, battle-hardened body against her supple, contortionist grace. Up close, she caught the faint scent of leather, steel, and wild herbs on him.


“I’m Pompon Frite, and I would love to stand and chat but the night grows cold and the next inn is leagues away,” Pompon murmured, his voice lowering as his gaze traced the elegant line of her neck and the way her gown now clung to the lithe curves of her waist and hips. “My camp is nearby. There are tents, fire, and warm furs. I can offer you shelter… and perhaps more attentive care for those bruises.”


Evangeline’s bright eyes sparkled with mischief and invitation. She stepped closer, rising onto her toes, her body brushing lightly against his broad chest. “Shelter sounds wise. And I suspect we might find far warmer ways to pass the hours.” Her fingers trailed along the edge of his short beard, feeling the coarse texture against her soft skin. “After a good fight, I’m always… particularly flexible.”


A low, appreciative growl escaped Pompon’s throat. Without hesitation, he scooped her up into his arms, one powerful hand supporting her back, the other beneath her knees. Evangeline laughed softly, wrapping her arms around his thick neck and pressing her lips to the corner of his jaw, just above the neatly trimmed beard. Her dark hair cascaded over his shoulder as he carried her away from the wreckage toward his camp, the bearers following at a respectful distance with the treaty cases.


His camp was modest but secure: a large canvas tent pitched beside a quiet stream, a low fire crackling warmly, and thick furs laid out for bedding. Once inside, Pompon set her down gently on the soft pile, the flap falling shut and sealing them in golden firelight.


The air between them crackled. He shrugged off his navy cloak and tunic, revealing the powerful expanse of his torso, all broad shoulders, sculpted pectorals dusted with light blonde hair, and the hard, ridged abdomen earned through years of using his body for work instead of vanity. Scars traced faint silver lines across his skin, maps of old battles. Evangeline’s gaze drank him in hungrily, her body still buzzing with adrenaline from the fight.


She loosened the ties of her teal gown with deliberate slowness, letting the silk slide from her shoulders and pool at her feet. The firelight danced across her warm tan skin, highlighting the elegant, flexible lines of her acrobat’s body: small, pert breasts with dark nipples already tightened, a narrow waist that flared into toned hips, and long, supple legs that could bend in ways most women could only dream of.


Pompon’s blue eyes darkened with raw desire. He stepped forward, large hands spanning her narrow waist as he pulled her flush against him. Their kiss was fierce and immediate. His mouth claimed hers with commanding hunger, tongue stroking deep while the coarse brush of his moustache and short beard teased her soft lips. Evangeline moaned into the kiss, her hands roaming over the warm, hard planes of his chest and shoulders, nails grazing lightly.


He lifted her effortlessly, and she wrapped her legs around his hips, ankles locking behind his back. The position pressed her heated core against the growing bulge in his breeches, drawing a rough groan from deep in his chest. She took control of the kiss, conquering his mouth with her own, tongues tangling before she pulled back to nip at his lips. Pompon carried her the few steps to the furs and lowered them both down, his massive frame covering her petite one without crushing her.


His mouth trailed fire down her throat, lips and tongue lavishing attention on the sensitive hollows while his beard rasped deliciously against her skin. He cupped one breast, thumb circling the peaked nipple before his mouth closed over it, sucking and flicking until Evangeline arched sharply beneath him, a breathy cry escaping her lips. She bent backward in a smooth, impossible curve, offering more of herself as her dark hair spilled across the furs like ink.


“Gods, you’re exquisite,” Pompon rasped, his voice rough with need. His free hand slid lower, calloused fingers tracing the smooth plane of her stomach, then dipping between her thighs. He found her already slick and warm, stroking slow, deliberate circles over her clit. Evangeline’s hips rolled against his hand, her body undulating like a wave as soft, needy moans filled the tent.


She surprised him again, twisting with sudden strength and grace to reverse their positions, straddling his muscular hips. Her bright eyes gleamed down at him as she rocked slowly, grinding her wet heat along the thick length straining against his breeches. “And you feel like pure steel, Commander,” she whispered huskily, hands exploring every ridge of his abdomen before tugging at the laces of his trousers. She freed him, wrapping her small hand around his impressive, throbbing cock, stroking with firm, teasing pressure while she continued to roll her hips.


Pompon groaned, his large hands gripping her hips, but not guiding her movements. He sat up partially, capturing her mouth again in a deep, devouring kiss as one hand slipped between them to continue stroking her. The friction built, slick and hot, until Evangeline gasped and trembled, her inner muscles clenching around his fingers as the first wave of pleasure crashed through her.


Not content to stop there, she rose up on her knees, positioned herself, and sank down onto him slowly, taking his thick length inch by inch with a long, throaty moan. The stretch was delicious, her cunt accommodating him perfectly. Once fully seated, she began to ride him with fluid, rolling movements. She arched and twisted, bending in ways that made every stroke hit deeper and sweeter.


Pompon’s hands roamed her body, one tangling in her dark hair, the other gripping her ass as he thrust up to meet her. Sweat glistened on their skin. His powerful, battle-hardened frame taut and straining while her lithe, tan form moved in a perfect, heated rhythm. The tent filled with the sounds of skin meeting skin, breathless gasps, and low, rumbling groans.


Evangeline leaned forward, then bent backward again in that impossible arch, hands braced on his thighs as she continued riding him. The new angle drew sharp cries from both of them. Pompon sat up fully, wrapping one strong arm around her waist to hold her close while his other hand worked between them, thumb circling her clit in time with their movements.


They moved together faster, harder, until pleasure coiled tight and finally snapped. Evangeline cried out, her body shuddering and clenching around him in pulsing waves as her climax tore through her. Pompon followed moments later with a deep, guttural growl, spilling hot and deep inside her as he held her tightly against his chest. They collapsed together onto the furs in a tangle of limbs, breathing hard, skin flushed and slick. Pompon pressed a surprisingly gentle kiss to her forehead, his large hand stroking down her back.


Evangeline smiled against his neck, tracing lazy patterns on his chest with her fingertips. “Best alliance I’ve negotiated in years,” she murmured, already wondering how many more “treaties” they might seal before dawn.