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apocalypseArisen [AA] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB]
AA: what are y0u d0ing
AA: y0u sh0uldnt be d0ing this
AA: st0p it
EB: i'm just following gc's advice.
EB: she said this would get me to my seventh gate, where i could kill the denizen before it even woke up!
EB: that is what this is doing, right?
AA: n0
AA: n0 n0 n0 n0 n0
AA: she is meddling in things she d0esnt understand
AA: regardless 0f h0w clever she thinks she is she d0es n0t realize what this will d0
AA: y0u cann0t defeat a denizen by trickery
AA: y0u defeat it 0n its 0wn terms 0r n0t at all
AA: g0ing thr0ugh with this f00lish acti0n will 0nly get y0u all killed
AA: earlier than y0u are meant t0 be
AA: turn back
EB: how do i know who's telling the truth here?
EB: you can't stop me blasting off!
EB: pch000000000000000000000!
AA: N0
AA: N0 N0 N0 N0 N0
AA: D0NT D0 IT Y0U IDI0T
EB: haha, i was only joking with you.
EB: but really, i don't know who to believe here.
AA: d0nt g0 thr0ugh that gate 0r i swear i will ruin y0u
AA: if the denizen d0esnt d0 that first
EB: how?
AA: d0 n0t underestimate my p0wers
AA: i have strength bey0nd y0ur c0mprehensi0n
AA: i c0uld bl0w up y0ur c0mputer right n0w if i wanted t0
EB: really?
EB: argh! it just crackled!
AA: that was me
AA: n0w stay away fr0m that gate and d0nt y0u ever put y0ur trust in terezi again
AA: she is manipulative and always has her 0wn agenda
AA: th0ugh she may seem t0 be 0n the side 0f g00d she is inscrutable as ever
AA: stay away fr0m her
AA: and f0r that matter
AA: every0ne else
AA: m0st 0f us are 0ut 0f 0ur depth here
AA: i kn0w h0w t0 handle this situati0n best
EB: right. got it.
EB: thanks...
EB: what's your name?
AA: aradia megid0
EB: aradia. got it.
EB: what do i do now, aradia?
AA: anything
AA: i d0nt care
AA: y0ure b0und t0 fail anyway
AA: just d0nt fail t00 badly
AA: th0ugh it d0esnt matter what y0u d0 i think y0u w0uld n0t like t0 let the und0ing c0me t0 y0u and n0t resist
AA: i w0uld n0t 0bject t0 the end 0f all things but i have been t0ld i am different t0 m0st pe0ple
AA: and d0nt let any0ne else mess with y0u
apocalypseArisen [AA] ceased trolling ectoBiologist [EB]
centaursTesticle [CT] began trolling tentacleTherapist [TT]
CT: D --> I have been instructed to troll some of you humans
CT: D --> And as you appear to be of the highest b100d I am starting with you
TT: Highest blood?
TT: I'm not familiar with this concept. Please, go on.
CT: D --> As much as I would willingly obey
CT: D --> I am not sure why you would need me to e100cidate
CT: D --> Surely your e%uisite purple te%t refle% your richness of b100d
CT: D --> And therefore your high standing on the hemospectrum
CT: D --> Or whatever the equivalent may be for you humans
TT: I'm not 100% sure what you're referring to actually applies to us humans at all.
CT: D --> What
CT: D --> But
CT: D --> We created your universe
CT: D --> Surely there must be something analogous to our noble class system for your race
TT: You created our universe?
TT: Interesting.
TT: As for the human class system: there is something similar to what you're describing, but none of us bother with class.
TT: I'm seeing deep-seated racism, coupled with an inflexibility that refuses to entertain the possibility of ideologies that aren't your own.
TT: Keeping that in mind, here's an idea for you.
TT: Why don't you treat us all as equals?
CT: D --> That simply is not possible
CT: D --> There must be a way to determine your worth
TT: And thus my point is proven.
TT: Another idea.
TT: Try talking to us all, then base your judgement on that rather than on some arbitrary system.
CT: D --> I think
CT: D --> This may be what I am forced to do
CT: D --> If you ordered me, I may have no option but to comply
TT: Consider it a command.
CT: D --> Thank you, my lady
CT: D --> I shall do e%actly as you wish
TT: Why thank you, Mr...
TT: At least, I'm assuming Mr.
TT: I'll issue another command, then.
TT: Tell me your name.
CT: D --> I must reply
CT: D --> That my name is Equius Zahhak
CT: D --> And also that you are right to assume my masc001inity
TT: Well, Mr. Zahhak, till the next time.
TT: I have a game to break.
CT: D --> A game to break
CT: D --> What do you mean by this
TT: You and your co-players insist on informing us that we are destined to fail.
TT: I intend to go down fighting.
TT: I shall not go gentle into that good night,
TT: But instead rage, rage against the dying of the light.
CT: D --> Do you often succumb to these sorts of destructive
CT: D --> Urges
TT: Goodbye.
CT: D --> Wait
tentacleTherapist [TT] ceased pestering centaursTesticle [CT]
CT: D --> Fiddlesti%
centaursTesticle [CT] began trolling gardenGnostic [GG]
CT: D --> Hello
GG: aargh what do you want????
CT: D --> I have been commanded to participate in e%changes with you humans
CT: D --> As there is no better system to judge you by
CT: D --> I am being forced to judge you myself
GG: who told you to do this?
GG: was it cg??
CT: D --> No
CT: D --> Though he did issue the command to commence communications with your kind
CT: D --> And I had no option to obey, filthy though this may have been
CT: D --> It was TT who recommended I judge you in this manner
GG: rose???????
GG: okay
GG: well i guess her actions may seem odd sometimes but she always knows what shes doing!
GG: and if she thinks this is a good idea then i will go along with it!
GG: my name is jade harley
GG: who are you? :)
CT: D --> My name is Equius Zahhak
CT: D --> Pleased to make your acquaintance, Jade Harley
GG: thats a pretty cool name!
CT: D --> I am glad you think so
CT: D --> What are you doing now
CT: D --> It does not appear to be very much
GG: im waiting for dave to get me in the game!
GG: have you talked to him yet?
GG: hes really cool!
CT: D --> I think
CT: D --> That I shall reserve judgement until I have seen for myself
CT: D --> But thank you
CT: D --> I have found this conversation to be agreeable
CT: D --> You remind me of somebody I know
GG: who???
CT: D --> Forget it
CT: D --> I shall speak to you again, Jade human
CT: D --> Farewell
GG: bye!!! :D
centaursTesticle [CT] ceased trolling gardenGnostic [GG]
centaursTesticle [CT] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]
CT: D --> Am I right in assuming the color in which you type is udderly unrelated to your b100d color
TG: no
TG: my bloods red bro
TG: also udderly
TG: wtf
CT: D --> Gosh dangit
CT: D --> I let a hoofbeast pun slip, I apologise
TG: haha what
CT: D --> We must never speak of this again
CT: D --> Is that clear
TG: yeah i guess
TG: what do you want then
CT: D --> I would like to make your acquaintance
CT: D --> Our leader insists that we troll you all, though I find his antagonistic intent to be rather f001ish
CT: D --> Hence I am trolling in the less barbaric sense of the word
CT: D --> Simply engaging in conversation
TG: dont think you get what trolling means but ok
TG: whos this leader dude
TG: is it that gray text asshole
CT: D --> Yes
CT: D --> And though I take e%eption to the 100d way of e%pressing your dislike for him, I can agree with the sentiment
CT: D --> He has no right to be commanding us when he is of such low stature
TG: are you saying hes short
TG: and he cant lead you because hes not tall enough
CT: D --> No
CT: D --> That would be ludi%
TG: ludipercent
TG: what
CT: D --> Ludicross
TG: oh
CT: D --> I do not di%criminate based on meaningless physical features
CT: D --> I was instead referring to his societal standing
CT: D --> He refuses to reveal his b100d color, which leads most to assume it is very low
CT: D --> Giving him no right to have power over b100b100ds such as myself
CT: D --> The very thought of it is
CT: D --> Depraved
TG: oh so youre not a heightist asshole
TG: youre just a bloodist asshole instead
TG: makes you loads better thanks
TG: i thought you said you didnt discriminate on physical things
CT: D --> Meaningless physical features
CT: D --> B100d is far from meaningless
CT: D --> In our culture, though strangely not yours, it dictates what our role in society must be
CT: D --> For a lowb100d to have power over those above him is
CT: D --> Filthy
TG: ok thanks for that really useful speech
TG: can you stop talking to me now
CT: D --> I think I have heard enough of you to make a fair judgement
CT: D --> Yes, I shall leave
TG: cool
TG: i think ive heard enough of you for a lifetime
TG: bye bye bigot
turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering centaursTesticle [CT] --
centaursTesticle [CT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB]
CT: D --> Hello, fellow b100b100d
EB: b hundred b hundred d... what?
EB: is that... blooblood...?
EB: blueblood?
EB: i have no idea what you're talking about. sorry.
CT: D --> Surely your b100d is b100
CT: D --> As it corresponds to the color in which you type
EB: what? no!
EB: human blood is red.
EB: so dave's does, but mine doesn't.
EB: is that how you trolls work then?
CT: D --> Yes
EB: wow, trolls are really weird.
CT: D --> I object to that remark
CT: D --> From my perspective, humans are even more pec001iar
EB: okay, i guess you have a point there.
EB: what are you trolling me for then?
EB: because if you're trying to meddle with things, i'll probably have to block you.
EB: the last troll's shenanigans almost got me killed.
EB: one of you told me that i shouldn't listen to you any more.
EB: she was a bit weird, but i think she had a point.
EB: sorry!
CT: D --> Who told you that
CT: D --> I must reprimand her at once
EB: she said she was called aradia.
CT: D --> Oh
CT: D --> Really
CT: D --> I will talk to her
CT: D --> Goodbye
centaursTesticle [CT] ceased trolling ectoBiologist [EB]
centaursTesticle [CT] began trolling apocalypseArisen [AA]
CT: D --> Did you tell the John human not to listen to us any more
AA: yes
AA: with g00d reas0n
AA: theyre b0und t0 die already
AA: there is n0 p0int b0thering with them
AA: itll 0nly make things w0rse
CT: D --> What could we do to make things worse
CT: D --> They will lose anyway
CT: D --> Talking to them could be useful to defeat the demon they released
AA: i d0nt think there is much t0 learn fr0m them but 0k
AA: y0u can d0 as y0u wish
AA: but i will take full charge 0f j0hn
CT: D --> No, I command you to let me speak with him
AA: n0
CT: D --> Yes
AA: n0
CT: D --> Yes
AA: n0
CT: D --> Yes
AA: n0
CT: D --> Yes
AA: y0u kn0w the strength 0f my r0b0 arms
AA: y0u made them f0r me
CT: D --> Yes, you are even more STRONG than I am
CT: D --> Only the best for you
AA: i c0uld beat y0u until y0u screamed f0r mercy
AA: i repeat
AA: i will take full charge 0f j0hn
AA: i d0 N0T need y0u blundering in and ruining things even m0re f0r him
AA: stay away fr0m him
AA: that is an 0rder
CT: D --> Hrrk
CT: D --> In that case, I must obey
AA: g00d
CT: D --> And
CT: D --> Can you get me a towel
CT: D --> I have not heard you e%press yourself so violently in so long
CT: D --> It is
CT: D --> Strangely titillating
AA: get y0ur 0wn
apocalypseArisen [AA] ceased trolling centaursTesticle [CT]
CT: D --> Oh my