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Pen SAYS he likes mango phonk and tuff alpha male music to fit in with his friends BUT he has a secret second spotify account where he listens to Mitski and Stomach Book which he cries to
Pen’s cracked at project sekai his favorite character would probably be Mizuki (being self referential here 👀👀) or Akito
Grassy has like a lott of caretakers,, Snowball primarily hangs out with him but he occasionally gets to be with the other bros Pen especially loves taking care of him
Even if their prior relationship wasn’t anything inherently romantic, everyone and i mean EVERYONE just assumed that Pen and Eraser were dating
Pen and Eraser dont rlly like pet names. They could be happy dating for years and yet still just call eachother “bro”
Pen became an alcoholic post TPOT 14 to cope /hj
Blocky’s cracked at fortnite
None of them can cook. Like at all. At BEST Pen can make like an egg or toast
Blocky spams free robux scam links in comment sections and Grassy clicks them and gets his roblox account hacked
Pencil sometimes does Pen’s nails for him (He usually has them painted black or blue)
Pen, Eraser, Blocky, and Snowball’s favorite Pokémon are Meowstic, Slowpoke, Nickit and Beartic respectively
Eraser probably owns a tough guys wear pink shirt (Infected regretevator technically mentioned 🥺🥺🥺)
Their heights, from tallest to shortest go as follows: Snowball, Pen, Eraser, Blocky. Even though the height difference between Pen Eraser and Blocky isn’t DRASTIC, (a couple inches at the most) they still tease the hell out of Blocky for it what a friggin SHORTIE /silly
Snowball has internalized homophobia
When Pen and Eraser first got together, Snowball was terrified Blocky and him would “turn gay” as well, Blocky ofc teased him for this relentlessly
Woody’s cracked at Stardew Valley and Animal Crossing (Blocky visits his new horizons island JUST to purposely trample his flowers, drop shit everywhere and chop down his trees)
Pen probably unironically does family rps in Brookhaven on Roblox and forgets to turn his joins off and then Blocky joins him, drives a white van up to his house and kidnaps his kids
Despite the bros being based off the jock stereotype literally NONE of them actually work out or exercise besides Snowball and even then he isn’t like JACKED or anything
Tsundere Eraser. Ok. Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk
Pen 100% had something going on with Tree and Black Hole in BFB to cope with Eraser and Blocky leaving him but they kicked him out of their polycule uhm I mean out of death pact when TPOT started
Pen’s in a queerplatonic relationship with Bottle and Liy and Needle BECAUSE I SAID SO.
ok these are all just about Pen huh
im so baised ugh
On movie nights, Blocky and Eraser like watching Horror movies, Snowball just finds them lame and kinda boring, Woody’s terrified and screaming and Pen’s equally horrified but TRIES to act like he doesn’t gaf to fit in with his friends and comes up with excuses like “uhh guys i dont think Woody’s enjoying this we should turn it off”
I like to imagine them with different texting styles (if you’re here from my mizu/ena5 fics then you most likely noticed these!! ^_^)
BOIII BLOCKY TEXTS LIKE THIS💀💀💀💀💀💀‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯 (Except I didn’t use this in the aforementioned fic because it’d kinda take you out of the moment a bit uhm,, Funny_Doer: SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FRIEND THAT GOT OUTED HE GETS FIVE BIG BOOMS 😂😂😂💥💥💥💥💥)
eraser speaks in all lowercase no punctuation cause hes nonchalant
Pen uses occasional punctuation and emoticons!!!! ^_^ his favorite is any smiley with sunglasses B) B3 BD B]
Snowball uses periods to sound tuff. Whos gonna tell him hes not tuff.
Pen watches those sad Bart Simpson and Invincible edits and thinks theyre tuff
Blocky gets speeding tickets and isn’t allowed to drive the car
Woody would probably like Fluttershy while Pen probably likes DJ-Pon3 and Eraser probably Rainbow dash (Im just now realizing they share an MBTI I swear sometimes im secretly a genius) I wanna assign Pinkie Pie with Blocky mainly cause I think a cupcakes HD or smile HD animation with him would go HARD (can we like get on that chop chop guys im waiting /nf /silly) Snowball however thinks MLP is “cringe” and “lame” but if he HAD to chose a favorite he’d probably choose Bulk Biceps LMFAO
Pen falls for those sad ai cat story videos and sends them to his friends and says shit like “bro ts too real ✌️✌️✌️😭😭😭”
The bros all thought thick of it by KSI and Believer/Thunder by imagine dragons was unironically tuff
Blocky likes to mess with his friends before any road trip by stealing the driver’s phone beforehand and adding shit they’d NEVER listen to on their playlist 🥹🥹🥹 so like maybe one time Pen was driving and then like California Girls or Call me Maybe came on and NO one believed him when he said he didn’t add it to his playlist
or maybe he did 🤫🤫
ok thats all for now cause im tired,,, also today is my birthday so uhh. yay. happy birthday to me!
ok penstar out