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How to Get a Buck

Summary:

In the mist-shrouded Wilds of Cybertron, legends whisper of a ghost that stalks the ancient uncharted forests: a mysterious colossal mechbeast with a single, burning crimson optic.

When reckless scout Bumblebee drags Elite Guard intelligence agent Blurr into a foolhardy mission to lure the myth into the open, Blurr expects nothing more than a waste of time as he stands alone in an open glade.

However, what steps out of the shadows is no myth.

Notes:

First of all, I want to mention that I love puns. Life is far too serious and dull— so why not take a step back and enjoy the little funny things, I asked myself. Heck, Even dad jokes. So the title is a must.

I'm going back to Shockwave succumbing to his 1000th year rut. So more knots! More deer instincts!

Oh, a little note about Beachcomber, I've altered his character a bit. Just a bit, cough.

Chapter 1: COVER Commission

Notes:

I commissioned this from ommahertz on instagram <3

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