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‘Yuu are not the father’ created a groupchat
Added multiple users
‘Yuu are not the father’ changed 10+ names
[Very high IQ] Wtf is this Yuu!?
[Very high IQ] HUH HOW
[Has a hate Vil blog] Hah LMAO
[Has a hate Vil blog] Fuck you trying to live, DIE
[Says a lot of racist things] You have a what..
[Says a lot of racist things]......ignore this
[Engaged to a prince] Lol Imagine
[Engaged to a prince] HOW DO YOU KOW THIS!?!?
[Yuu are not the father] Secret
[Yuu are not the fathe] No one is allowed to say who they are or else I will out your worst secret. You have to figure out who eachother is without any clues
[Wears dresses more than pants] Damnnn shots fired
[Wears dresses more than pants] Oh fuck
[Has committed multiple crimes] OOh whats this
[Has committed multiple crimes]....This is true
[Is half fae] I’m sorry!?!?!?!?
[Is half fae]...Fuck you right in your little asshole, unconsensually.
[Very high IQ] Op, also whos half fae
[Engaged to a prince] Can everyone like say hi so we can see all the names
[Sets things on fire for fun]...Hi
[Sets things on fire for fun] I was right it is bad
[Will kill with a smile on his face] Hello!
[Legally Dead] Hi
[Legally Dead] yeah I am
[His husband is legally dead] I think I know who you are
[His husband is legally dead] FUCK, Someone come murder me
[Legally Dead] AH I KNOW YOU TOO
[His husband is legally dead] SHHHHH DONT SAY ANYTHING
[A possessive freak for his Bf] Ignoring that hello
[A possessive freak for his Bf]....
[Collects teeth] Hello
[Has a 2 hour self care routine] Why am I here
[Has a 2 hour self care routine] Dont make me throw paprika in your general vicinity
[Engaged to a prince] Not the paprika
[wont admit his pecs are actually tits] wtf
[wont admit his pecs are actually tits] I DONT HAVE TITS…..I need to be sexist again
[Has punched Sebek] You need to be what
[Has punched Sebek] I dont regret it
[Lives with professor Trien] OOO drama
[Lives with professor Trien]...no I dont
[Very high IQ] You live with TRIEN
[Lives with professor Trien]....Hes my grandfather
[Very high IQ] DAMNN
[Doesn't realize he's accidentally racist] Um hello
[Doesn't realize he's accidentally racist] I am !?!?
[Doesn’t understand personal space] Lol
[Ate his siblings] Hmm
[Wears a wig] How entertaining this has been
[Has a hate Vil blog] someone wheres a wigggggg?????????????
[Very invested in romance anime] Hello
[Was a whore before he settled down] HI!
[Was a whore before he settled down] Butler gangbang callback
[A possessive freak for his Bf] Some of you concern me
[Is half fae] Says one that concerns me
[A possessive freak for his Bf] shut up
[Has a hate Vil blog] I feel like my thing doesnt compare to some of this shit.
[Has a hate Vil blog] also WHOS THE HO
[Was a whore before he settled down] Ill have you know im in a loving relationship now
[Was a whore before he settled down] whore me was an old thing
[Engaged to a prince] once a whore always a whore
[Has a 2 hour self care routine] stfu
[Engaged to a prince] I know who you are
[Has a 2 hour self care routine] you out me I out you
[Engaged to a prince] ok then
‘Doesn’t understand personal space’ changed chat name to ‘bunch of bitches’