Actions

Work Header

oh won't you kiss me on the mouth (and love me like a sailor?)

Summary:

 

Hypothetically, if you asked 'When was the worst time of your life?' to a certain girl with brown hair dyed with blonde rings, she would say that when she turned twenty was the time her life became a disaster starting from there.

Unfortunately for her, it wasn't hypothetical, with all the disasters happening.

Around three years later, she decides that she would join the FBI, since she was eligible enough, and because 'Why not?'

 

She just didn't expect for them to actually sign her up.

or,

alysa applies to become an FBI agent for the fun of it, and rethinks her life choices

Notes:

my very first fic!! wowiee
listened to A LOT of music whilst making this, so maybe the chapter titles will be song lyrics of the songs i listened to onw.. hmm who knows man
i made this for fun 🤯

Chapter 1: ★

Notes:

song of this chapter or smth idk is Promise – Laufey!!

friendly reminder: i don't know much about this so, uhm.. yeah.. :'> i just really like these two and i just decided to make a fic about them

also this and (probably) the next chapter will be more of a backstory of how they became FBI agents 🤯

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

3 MONTHS AGO,…

4:30 PM

Alysa slowly woke up by her phone's alarm, rubbing her eyes and stretching, with the window letting the sunshine gleam through her room.

It's a very sunny day today, isn't it?

 

So much so, that it felt like a fever dream she didn't and also wanted to wake up from. 'The light's so damn saturated,' she must've thought.

 

"..Ugh.. Ow, dude.. What the fuck, it's so sickeningly bright.. I don't even remember setting my alarm so early.." Alysa grumbled, before sitting up on her bed and shutting down the alarm, before she saw she had 5 new messages from.. Isabeau??

 

isababyyy
online
15:35
ALYSA‼️15:35


dude wanna go apply for the FBI 15:36
since we've like graduated now15:36
so we don't have to apply for that program thingy before we become full-time or whatever15:37
what's it called again???15:39

Alysa stared at the messages for about half a minute, laughing at the stupid possibility before her fingers moved to reply late.

isababyyy
online
what's it called again???15:39


16:01
uhh dude16:01
you mean the collegiate hiring initiative or smth???16:01
but sure16:01


why the hell not??16:01

She clicked the send button and waited for Isabeau to respond. She had really thought of it for a second though, maybe she'll be fit for being an FBI agent.. Most of her just thought it was a stupid idea though.

isababyyy
online
16:02
yeah yeah whatever smart guy16:02


i heard amber's signing up too16:02

"Amber's joining? Huh, doesn't seem like her.." Alysa muttered to herself, trying to imagine the blonde girl being an FBI agent. When she did, her cheeks blushed, (thank God no one was with her) and she shook it off.

Alysa did not have a crush on Amber. Sure, since they went to UCLA, Alysa thought she was beautiful. Hell, whenever she talked to Amber, it felt like she was gonna drool any moment because of how beautiful Amber was, and she couldn't just stop imagining how it would feel like to be her girlfrie—

..Okay, maybe Alysa did have a crush on Amber. But it was just admiration! Of course she's gonna have a teeny tiny crush on that beautiful woman, it wouldn't turn out to be something more than that, right?

isababyyy
online
16:05
amber? that's random of her16:05
yeah but hey, we're in this together yeah??16:05
is she like16:05
gonna apply w/ us?16:05
yes16:06
oh16:06
HELL YEAHHHHH ‼️ ‼️16:06

 

Alysa then turned off her phone, it didn't really matter to her if Isabeau was gonna text more or not, because she was gonna take a shower first.

Eat breakfast, is somethng she'll probably do later.

 

**

5:30 PM

Alysa was already finished in doing her necessities. Showering, eating, changing clothes, taking care of hygiene..— Y'know the drill.

She then went to her desk and opened her laptop, turning it on immediately, since it didn't really have a password, 'cause she keeps forgetting the fact she always says she'll make one.

She opened Google, then began searching up some things for her application, because what did ambition mean without knowing how you're gonna be signing up for?

Notes:

sorry that it's short and it ends in uh.. in a cliffhanger, and this looks so inaccurate omd.. if it's possible, please do give some constructive criticism! i highly appreciate it ^^

i don't know why the last paragraph thingies look like a receipt. 😭

don't forget to like and subscribe, and hit the notification bell on my channel/j