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DirtyJokes (2 part fic)

Summary:

The two are feeling freaky and swap with topping/bottoming

Notes:

kind of a nothingburger, zero plot freaky fanfic that i wrote for my boyfriend and i so uhhh, hope anyone who reads this enjoys it!! i wanna write more on these two so if you have any ideas, you can comment them, ill probably do ones with actual plot in the future teheheh

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Meistro was underneath Doug, both half undressed and making out with each other sloppily.

The mole was removing the jesters pants, his claws accidentally ripping the fabric and he mumbled an apology. Meistro giggled, "It's okay, my dear, it doesn't matter at this moment~" He cupped Doug's face in his hands and kissed him again.

Doug moaned into the kiss and tugged the pants and underwear off, tossing them aside on the bed, freeing the Meistro hard dick and felt up the other plush's body before dragging his nails down their torso.

Meistro let out a pleased sound before he grabbed Doug's waist and flipped them. "I want you so bad, my dear~" He whined out as he started grinding himself against Doug.

The mole, a little flustered, smiled and grabbed Meistros thighs. "Then get to it, its all yours~"

Meistro whimpered dramatically and stopped grinding on him but only long enough to pull Doug's boxers down a bit, the other plush's cock popping out and Meistro shivered. They've been dating for a while now but the poor jester was still intimidated by the moles size. He always felt glad that Doug couldn't see the difference, even if he's felt it on occasion. Although not that well considering his paws.

The jester gulped, staring at more heat went straight to his own dick and he sat up before he felt Doug grip his waist. "No prep?"

The other plush groaned. "I don't wanna wait for that, lemme complain about my consequences when they come up laterrrr!"

Doug smiled and huffed. "Whatever, it won't help with that~" He lied, only wanting to tease the jester, who rolled his eyes and sank down slowly onto Doug's cock, whimpering at the mix of pain and pleasure. He felt a little silly for not at least using a lubricant but he was already this far so he sucked it up and started riding on the amount he got in so far, slowly working in more of the cock.

Meistro moaned out, hovering over Doug and leaned down, licking his mouth then kissing him, grinding on his cock. Doug moaned into the kiss, grinding up into Meistro and digging his claws into the jesters thighs.

"Douug~ Ahh my Doug~" Meistro breathed out against the moles mouth, using a hand to reach down and started jerking himself off. "I love you, my dear~"

Doug groaned, mumbling his response back against Meistro's lips, feeling more warmth hit his dick every time his lover said anything to him, feeling himself getting closer to taking all of him on himself until the jester did. "Ngh, good boy~"

Meistro whimpered at the compliment, riding his boyfriend's cock faster, excitedly moaning out Doug's name. Doug gripped Meistro's hips, starting to thrust up into him, making the noisy plush get louder. Doug enjoyed having such a loud boyfriend- most of the time. It was difficult sometimes whenever they wanted to be more secretive in public, but they've made it work.

The jester kept riding the other, starting to feel himself getting close and started whining out Doug's name, making the mole melt a bit. He loooved the 'dear' pet name, but it was also so cute and a turn on when Meistro slips up and says his actual name during intimate moments. This got the mole to forcefully flip them both so Doug was on top and Meistro on his back underneath him, getting an adorable sound out of the jester from the flip.

Doug started to thrust into his boyfriend, feeling up the others body, finding every bit of him attractive, even if he couldn't see him. "Mm, this slutty little waist of yours feels so cute, Meistro..~" He panted out, riling up the jester more. He didn't exactly prefer that much non-vanilla intimacy, but he was happy to do it when he could get himself to for his jester.

"Mm, but Douggg~"

"No buts, or do you want to relearn patience~?" He heard the other whimpering and the path of the sounds made it seem like he was shaking his head side to side as a 'no', making Doug smile. "Meistro, I know you're saying 'no' right now but i can't see you, you've gotta use that slutty voice of yours~"

Meistro let out a pathetic whimper. "No, not that todayy-mmgh~" He moaned, Doug picking up the pace.

"Good boy~ Knew you could do it~"

Meistro moaned out, the praise sending him over the edge suddenly and he came onto his own belly, tightening around Doug as he came. Doug grunted, the tightness feeling amazing on him after a few more moments, he came inside of Meistro, panting.

The jester was barely panting, which Doug noticed once he came out of his high and he got nervous. "Are you still turned on..?"

Meistro giggled. "Not my fault my stamina is really good and you took over fucking me~ Can I just have a turn and fuck you~?"

Doug blushed, he couldn't help getting flustered with how straightforward Meistro was sometimes. "Uhm, sure~" He felt Meistro sit up and kiss him, flopping Doug backwards onto his back and began to have his way with him, again.