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Ding Dong, not the ape from the movie Ape (not to be confused with King Kong) was taking a cruise with his good friend New York city Woman, whom he met at New York city. A city that he loved, even though, for some reason, people always assumed he was someone else.
Anyway, they were just talking about how they had met, while standing in the forecastle or watever its called. Him with his arms while she held his ape body from behind.
Back then, she was running late to a meeting she had on top of a huge skyscrapper.
Of course, Ding Dong helped her out, and they climbed up the building. She laughed and laughed, cuz' he wouldn't stop doing bits the whole time. The boss person at her job was so impressed that they promoted her to zoom meetings.
"I wish there were more buildings in the ocean" said New York city Woman, looking back on those totaly canon memories.
"What about that building over there?" said Ding Dong, pointing at something. She handed him her binoculars. "Ice building...?" — it was a iceberg coming into close distance of the ship (not the characters ship the cruise ship).
"Hey!" the cruise ship said, honking very loud. "Get out of my way! I'm walking here!!"
"Christ, what an asshole" said a voice from somewhere.
"God! Learn how to drive!" New Yorker Woman yelled.
Ding Dong did not like the bad vibes going around. So he decided to kill it... with bits.
He joked and jested, and all the people, vessels and bergs couldn't stop themselves from doing this: 🤣. Some even did a lil snort and slapped each others knees, but noone felt embaressed, it was good vibes all around.
The Iceberg started joining in, and their comedy game was unmatched. Everyone felt the Iceberg's and Ding Dong's sinergy.
Finally, Ding Dong looked into the iceberg's ice.
"This was fun!" he said "We should do it again sometime... You and I..."
The iceberg blushed. Almost too charmed to speak, they said shyly:
"Yeah, for sure" and rushed away in a hasty goodbye.
They waved at each other, as the ship arrived safely at their destination right around the corner.
They finally arrived to the bustling, somehow coastal, Shibuya district. At another place, near Shinjuku station, somebody else was arriving.
The end. [Please, clap]