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Dream Team (and others) :
10:20 pm
Tommyinnit has been added to the chat…
Tommyinnit: Hello Dream Team
Tommyinnit: It is I, Tommy Innit
Tommyinnit: Who else is on the SMP?
Dream: Sapnap
Dream: Ponk
Tommyinnit: Remove Sapnap
10:25 pm
Tommyinnit: Where the fuck are you guys?
Georgenotfound: Community House
Tommyinnit: I have no clue what that is
Dream: The brick house in the middle of the lake
10:30 pm
There was a video that, when he clicked it, showed Tommy holding his com towards himself, standing in the early Community House with George and Dream standing in the background.
“I’ve fucking made it” He smirked as he turned the camera around to face the duo “I’m part of the Dream Team now”, he laughed
“Alright, let’s get to rules, Tommy, No stealing, no griefing, no harming each other ”, Dream said
“Okay, green bitch”, he muttered as the video ended.
10:42 pm
A second video followed ten minutes later, which, when he clicked on it, showed Tommy standing in the small, familiar cell of the courthouse.
“Look, whoever this Ponk guy is, come get me out of here, I’ve messed up”, Tommy said as he pointed the camera towards George, who looked ready to fall asleep and Dream, who stood stock still
“Put that away, so we can start your trial for stealing and attacking George.” Dream said as he tilted his head
“I wouldn’t attack a women” He said as he ended the video
10:55 pm
Dream Team (and others ) :
Tommyinnit has changed the chat name to Tommy & Friends
Tommy & Friends:
Tommyinnit: It sounds better now
Georgenotfound: Go back to jail
Tommyinnit: Make me bitch boy
Tommyinnit: I’m on the run from the cops, they are pissed
Dream: Tommy you are about to be banished for one week
Tommyinnit: why?
Tommyinnit: No, please I’m really really sorry.
11:25 pm
A third video uploaded half an hour later, which, when he clicked it, showed Tommy hiding behind a tree, the camera angled at him.
“I escaped prison because that’s for bitches”, Tommy said as he looked around the woods from where he crouched “I’m kinda doing a Minecraft manhunt now, but I’m the hunter, and George is the bitch” There was an audible snap of a tree branch, and the video ended
Tommyinnit: Come get me
Tommyinnit: oh Dream
Tommyinnit: oh Dream
Tommyinnit: oh Dream
Tommyinnit: oh George
11:45pm
There was one last video from the night that, when clicked on, was completely black, clearly either secretly or unintentionally recorded as Dream spoke.
“Tommy, it’s late, but can’t just let you go around stealing our things and calling everybody a bitch”
“Alright, what do you want me to use instead of bitch?” He asked, exhaustion was clear in his voice.
“Tommy”
“Crap…I mean, in place of the ‘b’ word”
“No, I mean ‘Tommy’ “ Dream snorted.
“No...”
“Tommy, He flinched, nearly throwing his com into the lava beside him at his own name being called. Quickly, he dropped the unconscious smirk that had taken hold during the rewatch and rereading of years-old videos and messages he scrolled back through. “You hungry yet?” Dream asked from his corner of the cell, nearest to the chest where the bastard kept the potatoes that Sam dispensed.
“No.” He said as he shook his head and gazed went back to the messages, stopping on where Tubbo joined the chat.
“What are you even doing?” Dream asked as he stood, Tommy tensed every muscle in his body as he tucked his comm to his chest. “It’s not like you can even send or receive messages here,” the prisoner gestured around the cell, but, luckily, for once, didn’t move an inch towards him.
“I know”, he muttered as he squeezed the size of his comm “it's none of your business, prick” he glared as Dream arched a brow. “I’m not bothering you”
“Alright”, Dream said as he slowly sat back down “Alright, if it keeps you from doing something stupid, continue, go ahead”
Wearily, Tommy looked back to him, comm from where he left off and began to read
Tommy & Friends:
10:00am
Tubbo_ has been added to the chat…
Tommyinnit: HELLO TUBBO, MY FRIEND
Sapnap: Why is it called Tommy & friends?
Tubbo_: Hello big man
Tubbo_: Hello Tommy friends
Tommyinnit: Tubbo Underscore where are you? How’ve you been? It’s been a while my friend
Tubbo_: You left Wilbur last week.
Tommyinnit: shut the fuck up, time goes slower when you're surrounded by men, somehow worse than Tubbo.
Tubbo_: thanks
Sapnap: what’s that supposed to mean?
Ponk: I’d also like to know
Tommyinnit: PONK. You know what you’ve done.
Tommyinnit: same with you shitnap
Tommyinnit: Where are you Tubbo?
Tommyinnit: Where are you Tubbo?
Tommyinnit: Where are you Tubbo?
Tubbo_: Brick house
Tommyinnit: Ah, the Community House I’ll be there shortly, small T
Sapnap has changed the chat name to Sapnap and co.
Ponk has changed the chat name to Ponk the others
Sapnap has changed the chat name to Sapnap Team (and two children)
Ponk has changed the chat name to Ponk’s the best (if you change the name you’re evil)
Sapnap has changed the chat name to Sapnap’s better (if you change this your gay)
Ponk has changed the chat name to Ponk & the haters (no, you)
Dream has changed the chat name to Dream Team SMP
Dream Team SMP:
Dream has taken chatter privileges away from Sapnap for 24 hour(s).
Dream has taken chatter privileges away from Ponk 12 hour(s).
Dream has taken chatter privileges away from Tommyinnit for 1 hour(s)
Tubbo_: Dream Tommy want to let you now your a bitch
Dream has taken chatter privileges away from Tubbo for 1/2 hour(s)
Eret: Dream has remembered his powers.
New Chat Room
Tommyinnit has made a new chat room:
Tubbo_ has been added to the chat…
TommyInnit has changed the chat name to The T’s:
The T’s
TommyInnit: Dream is such a bitch
Tubbo_: Agreed
Tommyinnit: I see you now Tubso, come here.
The chat went idle for the rest of the day, aside from the few welcoming messages from the members Dream didn’t mute, only to pick up the next day.
New Chat Room:
1:00 pm
Tommyinnit has made a new chat room
Sapnap has been added to the chat…
Tommyinnit: Sapnap
Tommyinnit: Sapnap where the fuck are my things?
Tommyinnit: Shitnap
Tommyinnit: Bichboy
Sapnap: I’ve borrowed your things, if you want them back sooner, come meet me at the Community House. Child
Sapnap: Bro, chill I was typing
Tommyinnit: You can’t borrow me my things, or I’ll borrow your life
Sapnap: that’ll be against Dream’s rules
Tommyinnit: SO IS STAEINF MY THINGS YOY SRUOID SON OF A BITXH
Tommyinnit: I’M TELLING THE BIG MAN
Dream Team SMP:
Tommyinnit: Sapnap broke your rules @Dream
Tommyinnit: @Dream
Tommyinnit: @Dream
Tommyinnit: @Dream
Tommyinnit: @Dream
Sapnap: stfu Tommy, I’m borrowing
Tommyinnit: WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. YOU CANNOT TAKE A MAN'S THINGS WITHOUT ASKING FOR THEM THAT’S STEALING
Tommyinnit: @Dream where are you, green boy?
Tommyinnit: I need you or I’ll cry
Eret: isn't theft not allowed?
Tubbo_: You messed up Sapnap.
Tubbo_: Making a 13 year old cry shallow
Sapnap: I told you Tommy, meet me at the Community House!!!
The main chat went silent, while the group chat between him and Sapnap had a video added to it that, when clicked on, displayed Sapnap standing in the middle of the old Community House. Tommy was not visible while recording
“So, Sapnap you agree if I help you in this-this battle you’ll give my things back?”
“Yea” Sapnap said, with a cheesy grin on his face that showed he was taking this far too seriously “, be loyal to me, be at my side, and I’ll return the favour.”
“Well, it’s my things, prick,” Tommy muttered. Sapnap chuckled
“Details” he waved off “You and me Tommy alright?”
Dream Team SMP:
2:10pm
Ponk: DREAM HELP
Ponk: The demons are trying to kill me!
Tubbo_: ?
Punz: Twenty diamonds says is Sapnap’s fault
Tubbo_: 21 says it’s Tommy.
Tommyinnit has shared an image
Tommyinnit has shared an image
Tommyinnit has shared a imagine
Tommyinnit has shared a imagine
Tommyinnit has shared a imagine
Tommyinnit has shared a imagine
Tommyinnit has shared a imagine
Tommyinnit has shared a imagine
Sapnap has shared a imagine
Several pictures were uploaded in quick succession: the first was Tommy holding his comm in a selfie-like pose, with Dream's unconscious body in the background; then came several more blurred ones, with the only difference being the absence of items the green man had between photos. Meanwhile, Sapnap’s own showed him merely flipping off the now armorless man.
Dream Team SMP:
Ponk: Be gone now you got your revenge.
Tommyinnit: YOU CAN’T MESS WITH THE KING BITCH
Sapnap: We got Dreams ass. I beat Dream in a fight.
Tubbo_: Good job big Man.
Punz: You should know better than to mess with him by now Sapnap.
Sapnap: Green bastard doesn’t have anything anymore, me and Tommy do. What is he gonna do?
Tommyinnit: HELL YEAH SAPNAP WE’RE THE DREAM TEAM NOW
Tommyinnit: THERE’S JUST NO DREAM NOW.
Tommyinnit: SO IT SOUNDS WAY LESS COOL
TommyInnit has changed the chat name to Dream Team SMP (minus Dream)
Dream Team SMP (minus Dream):
Tommyinnit: This makes me the best fighter now.
Tommyinnit: I’ve fought Dream and won
Sapnap: *we did
Tommyinnit: fuck off, you dragged me into this
Tubbo_: Are you guys fighting in our main chat even though your standing next to each other?
Punz: Yes, I can see them
Tommyinnit: I need to prove who’s boss
Dream Team SMP (minus Dream):
2:30 pm
Punz: somebody messed up :)
Punz has shared a imagine
A single photo showed Dream facing away from the camera as he looked over Tommy, who had a very pointed glare, and Sapnap huddled awkwardly behind Tommy.
Eret: oh uh
Sapnap: fuck off :/
Tommyinnit: THE PRICK STOLE MY DISCS
Dream: The “prick” just wanted an apology for being unjustly jumped well two people were breaking the sever rules
Tommyinnit: I sooner die Dream I’m never in the wrong.
Dream has changed the chat name to Dream SMP
Dream SMP
Sapnap: hey
Dream: When you stop breaking the rules, it’ll go back to the original name.
Tommy let out a soft hum at the message and lay his head back on the obsidian, his eyes closed. It never went back to the “Dream Team SMP” after that day. It went through many titles, but no matter how loyal Dream’s supposed friends were, they were not even the title back.
Slowly, he opened his eye again and flinched to see Dream standing near lava wall a few feet away from where he sat, his gaze flicking between the magma and Tommy.
“Having fun there?” Dream asked, his focus aimed at his chipped comm clutched in his hands
“Yes, Dream”, he said, not taking his eyes off the man,
“You’re gonna have to talk to be sooner or later”, Dream said as he rolled his shoulders back to regain a more leisurely pose
“Sam says these comms have three years on their lifespan”, Tommy said as he tapped the corner of the comm against his open palm.
“Hm,” Dream rolled his eyes. “Well, I’m getting quite bored just watching you sit there,” he said as he turned on his heel to walk to his side of the cell.
So stop watching me, prick. He glowered as he looked back at his comm.
New Chat Room:
3:00 pm
Sapnap has requested a call with Tommyinnit
Tommyinnit had accepted the call
Call transcription…
“TOMMY, I HAVE YOUR-……“
“Sapnap, wha?”
“TOMMY-TOMMY HE’S COMING”
“Sapnap—what’s happening?
”I HAVE YOUR DISCS! COME HERE!”
“Wait! You have my discs!……where are you?”
“Coming down the path! Towards your home……hurry, Tommy! Hurry”
“I see you! Come here! Come here, Sapnap”
“I’ll fight him!”
“Yes, Sapnap!! Stall him! I’ll hide the discs”
“……”
“……”
“……”
“……”
“……”
“…here, yeah”
“……”
“……”
“……”
“Tommy! I tried my best! He’s coming!”
“It’s alright, Sap, I put them in a place he’ll never ever find”
“Good, man”
Sapnap has ended the call.
The T’s
3:30 pm
Tommyinnit: Do you have shields and axes?
Tubbo_: Yes?
Tommyinnit: I need three for you, me, and Sap Dream’s gonna find my discs
Tubbo_: on my way :)
Dream SMP
4:55 pm
Tubbo_: Got him good bitch
Tubbo_ has shared a imagine
The image was a blurred green person fleeing from a ravine. Well, Sapnap and Tommy fist-bumped.
Eret: congrats Tubbo
Ponk: Tubbo, why would you help them?
Tubbo_: Tommy’s my friend :D
Tommyinnit: Problem boys
Tommyinnit has shared a imagine
The image was a Dream standing at the doors of Tommy’s dirt hut.
Sapnap: he has nothing scare him off
Tommyinnit: It worked!
Tommyinnit: Fuck yeah, guess who the boss now?
New Chat Room:
Dream has made a new chat room
Tommyinnit has been added to the chat…
Dream: Tommy, when get my hands on those discs again, whether that be from fighting you, or digging up every block in your base, I’ll make you watch as I burn them.
Dream SMP:
Tommyinnit: Guys Dream is crying like a child right now
The chat remained silent for the rest of the day, as, from Tommy’s memory, the rest of the day was spent relocating the discs to a new location and hanging out with Tubbo as the boy continued to make his base.
New Chat Room:
9:00 am
Tommyinnit: WHAT THE FUCK DREAM
Tommyinnit has shared a imagine
The image showed what used to be Tommy’s front lawn was now a massive hole in the ground with all the dirt removed.
Tommyinnit: DREAM
Tommyinnit: SMALL MAN
Tommyinnit: DRE
Tommyinnit has changed the chat name to There’s only one man here (and it’s not Dream)
There’s only one man here (and it’s not Dream):
Tommyinnit: YOU BITCH
Tommyinnit has requested a call with Dream
Tommyinnit has requested a call with Dream
Dream had accepted the call
Call transcription…
“Hello?”
“Dream, what the hell is wrong with you!”
“I don’t know what you mean.”
“My base you bastard! You greifed! Hey-don’t laugh”
“Sorry-sorry…but I didn’t grief it, all I did was touch the dirt. I mean your home is still there, the path, and fences are still there.”
“Oh…yeah I guess that’s true… D-DREAM. That shouldn’t the a problem man! I shouldn’t have to worry about waking up to my home lands being disrupted by a Strange. Green. Man.”
“Well you hid the discs Tommy, I wouldn't need to if you hadn’t gone and buried them”
“Well it worked hadn’t it?”
“Yeah until I found them to in the side of the hill”
“…Oh….oh yeah you definitely dug up that area”
“Mh, see you in a minute”
Dream has ended the call.
The T’s:
Tommyinnit: We have a problem Tubso
Tubbo_ has shared a imagine
The lone image was taken from the top of Tommy’s lands pointed down below where Dream was digging .
Tommyinnit: YOU KNEW AND DIDNT STOP HIM!
Tubbo_: I lost most of my things yestarday big man I was working on getting it back
Tommyinnit: fair
Tubbo_: meet at mine with Dream?
The T’s:
11:00 am
A video was uploaded the showed Tubbo laying down beds at the Netherwell Tommy stood a few feet back
“Taking this video for the history book for when we defeat Dream” Tommy said, Tubbo chuckled a few feet away
“We’re gonna explode then bitch and get back the discs”
“Ayyy”
“Ayyyyyyyy”
Dream didn’t fall for that of course but it reminded him of simpler times, it may have seemed deadly, but Dream had always had quite powerful armor and seemed almost godly even back then so merely trying to explode him didn’t seem so wrong. They were dumb kids that weren’t quite sure how the whole three life system worked because in any real hardcore world you’d just be booted from the realm. Dream’s was the fist he heard that turned deadly.
“Reading?” Tommy jumped biting his tongue as he looked to his right to see Dream hovering by.
“Piss off” he muttered as he quickly stood up from his spot and backed away a few steps back to keeping his eyes on the man the whole time.
“You really rather be reading than talking to me?” Dream asked, he knew that stupid glint in his eyes. He wanted Tommy to get annoyed at essentially being called stupid. Wanted a reaction, to get into his head.
Jokes on him he had a strong will, so he didn’t take it, he backed away, over to the chest the kept the books to sit back down on, now with the coldgren, and two walls Dreams only way to creep on him was only stright infront of him.
The T’s:
11:45 am
Another video was uploaded this time from Tubbo it and it was pointed Tommy's wall where his stack of double chests had been shifted to the side to reveal a sizable hole and a man.
“ ‘Ello Dream”
“Dream in is de walls” Tubbo said
“In de walls he is ” Tommy laughed from off camera
A shiver went down his spine. He was a dumb kid trying to cope with the teen he idolized, stalking him by making jokes…that was the second time that day he and Tubbo found Dream there, first of which they turned heel and left.
Dream SMP:
2:00 pm
A video of was uploaded by Tommy that showed him holding a nethrite chest plate within Tubbo’s home with the goat hybrid in question
“I cannot believe this but me and Tubbo Underscore just 1000 iq outplayed Dream during our “trade” air quotes where given with a short laugh “i just didn’t give him the chest plate and ran when he set the discs next to Tubbo…We must scammed Dream” Tommy said as he flipped the angle of the video around to face Tubbo who had he brows furrowed as the two discs in hand
“Wait…I don’t think these are real To-”
The video was cut short, from the memory he wanted to end it before Tubbo's line for bragging rights and failed to do so correctly
Punz: F
Eret: F
Sapnap: L
Ponk: a scam for a scam?
Tommyinnit: Shut up
Tubbo_: @Dream the discs aren’t really are they?
Dream: Nope :)
Dream: I got fake discs
Dream: Well you were plotting to murder and scam me
Tommyinnit: I will get the them back
The chat was only filled with a few more people mocking the three of them for the mutual scam along with meaningless sidecharter until the following day.
The T’s:
6:00 am
Tubbo_: I think I mey know a way to get the discs back
Tubbo_: ?
Tubbo_: @Tommyinnit Boss man
Tubbo_: @Tommyinnit
Tommyinnit: It’s six in the fucking morning, what do you want?
Tubbo_: The walls Tommy they got to leed somewhere you know
Tommyinnit: what are you on about the shitting walls
Tubbo_: Your walls i’ve been thinking about it all night and how Dream kept getting you yours so quick
Tommyinnit: That bastard lives near me!
Tubbo_: yeah! That was what I was thinking, and that whole thing and your walls looked more like a tunnel
Tommyinnit: if you're getting at what I think you are somebody needs to be on Dream watch I’m not getting stabbed
Tubbo_: give Dream a hour, he normally wakes up pretty early, then we can go in.
Tubbo_: Sap can watch him?
Tommyinnit: Yes, sir.
The T’s:
6:50 am
Tubbo_: I’m outside Sap says where in the clear
A video was uploaded a minute later, showing a dimly lit, mixed-stone-and-dirt tunnel with Tubbo walking in front.
“We are in de walls”, Tubbo said
“Tubbo and I are going to Dream’s secret base.”
“He lives de dirt de worm”
“Yes, Dream is like de worm. Dream, why are you a worm?”
The video's lighting then gave way from the darkness to the bright light of a base
“Ooooo, Dream’s base”, Tommy said, as the dirt quickly gave way to a small wooden box of a room. For a man like Dream, the place was tiny. Just big enough for the chests on each wall, and a bed.
“Tommy” Tubbo called, the way was standing as a chest at the head of the bed, it simply had a paper taped on it labelled ‘Tommy’s discs’ “It doesn’t looked trapped”, the goat hybrid said as he scanned around the chest looking for any form of redstone.
Quickly, Tommy moved over and opened the lid, tensing for whatever could surprise him.
“What the hell?” Tommy hissed as he looked into the empty chest.
Dream SMP:
6:55 am
Tommyinnit: @Punz, where are you?
Punz: My home
Tommyinnit: We are coming for you
Tommyinnit: I’m pissed at you
Punz: What did I do?
Tommyinnit: you know bitchboy
Punz: I really don’t?
Dream SMP:
7:20 am
Tubbo_ has shared an image
Tubbo_: We have a standoff :)
The single image showed Punz and Tommy aiming bows at each other in front of Punz’s house.
GeorgeNotfound: Get off the group chat, it’s to early for this
Ponk: Just silence your comm idiot
Purpled: or add anything to society
Tommyinnit: Who the fuck is Purpled?
Purpled: You robbed me twice
Tommyinnit: oops.
Dream SMP:
7:24 am
Tubbo_: btw sorry for the hassle Punz
Tommyinnit: I’d say sorry for accusing you of taking the discs from me but you are friends with Dream so it was an accurate assumption
Punz: whatever
Dream SMP:
7:30 am
Dream: Who’s been in my base?
Tommyinnit: seems like something Ponk would do
Ponk: Lier
Tommyinnit: :)
Punz: *cough* Tommy’s the only one who does that *cough
Tommyinnit: Tommyinnit would never, right Tubbo
Tubbo: Tommys never wrong
Tommyinnit: But hypothetically, what if I were to see the two discs weren’t in your home? Where would they be?
Dream: an undisclosed location.
Tommyinnit: But like where?
Dream: undisclosed location.
Tommyinnit: Can you like disclose the location though?
Dream: the whole point of the location is that it’s undisclosed.
Tubbo_: could you tell us about 64 diamonds?
Dream:?
Dream: You stole my diamonds, Tubbo?
Dream: I expected better from you.
Tubbo_: Eh Im friends with Tommy You should know better
Tommyinnit: Tubbo’s worse than me actually
Tommyinnit: You fall for his adorable eyes and love for bees
Tubbo_: <3
Tubbo_: I do like the bees
The T’s:
9:00 am
Tommyinnit has requested a call with Tubbo_
Tubbo_ had accepted the call
Call transcription…
“Fuck fuck fuck”
“This doesn’t seem like a victory…”
“That’s because it isn’t yet, Tubbo!”
“But we did the trade…Dream seemed fine with the chest palate”
“Well, now he’s turned, man! I’ve got to get a couple of pieces on obsidian for the portal still”
“Wait, I think I have a couple in my chests…”
“Oh, please tell me you do bee boy”
“…I do!”
“I only need one! And I can see Dream coming!”
“Meet me near the courthouse, Toms,”
“Right!”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“SHIT! That was close!”
“I see you! Hurry, hurry!”
“…”
“Here!”
“I got it!”
“Oh my gods, we did it!”
“We beat Dream!”
“We beat Dream in a fight”
“Oh my god!”
Dream SMP
9:30 am
Tubbo_ has shared an image
The image showed a two very sweaty, battered teens flipping off the camera with Dream standing in the background.
Sapnap: Good job little man
Tommyinnit: fuck you I did far better than you even could
Tubbo_: to true
Punz: he let you win
Tommyinnit nope, I’m merely better than Dream :>
Tubbo_: We? :(
Tommyinnit: Tubbo Underscore and I are merely better than Dream.
Not much was said after that day until a couple weeks later when Tommy made a new chat room.
New Chat Room:
Tommyinnit has made a new chat room:
Eret has been added to the chat
Tommyinnit: You are the most single coolest sounding person I have ever met.
Eret: Thank you <3
Tommyinnit: Anyways Tubbo doesn’t wanna hang out do you wanna hang out with big E?
Eret: depends, I’ve heard you’re in trouble
Tommyinnit: yes
Eret: I in, wanna do withers?
Even than Tommy never did message Eret much. he only time he really did was in the early L’manberg, so there was nothing to really look at besides the banter, main chat, call logs between him and Tubbo, and a few requests for materials from someone in need.
No, those were easy to scroll though, it wasn’t until three months after the initial discs fight, and six months into his and Tubbo’s stay, that his heart lurched.
Dream SMP:
3:00 pm
Wilbur Soot has been added to the chat…
Fundy has been added to the chat…
“Fuck.” He mummbled as he set his comm screen down and pressed the heels of his palms into his eyes hard enough to see stars, “fuck sake”, he still wasn’t sure what to think of Wilbur. He’d been an okay guy and a good leader, but he was dicey about how he’d handle thing in private messages, at least Dream never message him his delusions.
Nevertheless, he took a deep breath, looked at Dream, who stood facing away from him at the lava, and started to read, because between the two evils of simply reading stupid messages from years long past or interacting with Dream. He’d pick the dam chat logs every time