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one simple day, the quads got together and decided they needed CASH.
P: guys..we’re going broke.
R: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT..??
V: ..rhys..
R: hm?
V: your a streamer right..?
R: yeah….??
V: can we..join..the streams..?
P: ..!! I HAVE AN IDEA!!
O: i was thinking of starting a minecraft smp..what do you think?
P: thank god..because i genuinely didnt have any idea what to play
W: hm..sure sure..sure…
after setting up everything
R: mhm..*presses live*
P: you guys ready? we added each other on discord and Minecraft..right..?
V: penpen stop worrying about everything! *laughing a bit*
joins the call, and starts the live
P: hey guys!! *turns on the cam* uh..so this is..most of our..first time streaming!
R: these are my friends! Expect them to be here nowadays
V: shi..you never told us you were famous!
*DONATION*
R: alright lets see who..donated!..”ifuckinghatepentumbra”.. OH SHIT YOU GOT YOUR FIRST HATER..?!
P: probably auglur..she hates my guts.
R: ..wait really..?!
P: yep..
W: can you two shut up and join the smp.
P: pft..fine.
Cr¥st14lquadd and sh4dowzz joined.
P: alright..this is a freshly new smp!
V: i bet you all of my diamonds that i’ll be the one to get to the end first
R: YOU DONT EVEN GOT ANY DIAMONDS YET SHUT UP!!
10 minutes after
P: *accidentally hits rhys when their on one heart* a-oh sh..
R: PENTUMBRA!!!! I SWEAR TO GOD
P: CHILL!!! CHILL!!
R: *their camera glitches and turns off*
P: huh..
R: *right behind them*
O: ..pen..turn around…
P: OH MY ZARROË!!-
R: *grabs them by the light and throws them against the room*
W: ..*continues mining like it’s nothing*
V: oh..!!! Well i got..yk what. *oneshots pentumbra*
P: *their screen turns to that “you died” screen with the dumb red background over it* hh..OH MY FUCKING GOD.
V: *laughs at them*
DONATION
O: alright lets see lets see..
P3NTUMBRASCOCKSUCKER paid 1000 shards saying “i’ll pay more to see vhenshun die”
O: vhen..vhen come look at this
V: EXCUSE ME?! THAT USERNAME..???
P: *respawns and collects their items* i got you!!
R: *goes outside to finish mining* ..im gonna get more diamonds. You start the nether portal.
P: give me a second rhys..i got a mace..donate like 10 shards to say stuff guys!
DONATION
P: lets see who it is!!
IFUCKINGHATEPENTUMBRA says: “i’d rather you kill urself.”
P: AUGLUR SHUT UP!!
R: *giggles*
P: I’LL KILL YOU INSTEAD!! DONT TEST ME.
R: sheessh..~
P: *oneshots vhenshun*
V: ..*slams their pickaxe on the keyboard* ..OH MY FUCKING..GOD!!
P: alright!! done!!~~
donation from the same two users, flasque donated 1000 more shards without a reply, but auglur js said “FUCK YOU.”
V: i see why augl hates you.
W: yeah so do i..
P: FUCK YOU!!
R: i think since we built a base and got good enough armor we can end the stream here.
O: ur kinda right..see you triples next time!!
they left the call and ended the stream
STREAM 1/?? DONE!!
W: *counting the money they got* lets see..throughout our stream we gained 4000 shards from penpen’s biggest fan. And like 300 to see more of rhysmuth..then..500 to get more of ME..and then 200 for the other quads. So thats 5000.
O: if we’re getting high amounts like this, we should do subscriptions!
W: not now..maybe once we get more viewers.
O: fine.
gelpp the end..or is it😋