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it was dark, it's been a good 3 days since Ancap wanted the damn money.
Nazi was standing right infront of gates of Ancapistan, though he needed to pay another $5 to even enter he decided to rather not risk getting arrested for breaking the "NAP" or whatever that shit was,,
Nazi took out five dollars from his pocket and placed it in the machine, he was worried that it would eat his money but the gates opened , and he could enter the city. everything was so fucking ugly in the piss yellow colour. as he walked through the streets he saw multiple super markets and casinos, basically everything to make the rich richer..
as he looked between the buildings he saw the cripplingly Poor as he was lying on the ground with his pigeons trying to use a torn newspaper as a blanket and sleep. Nazi was disgusted from Ancapistan, it was clear that he does not
actually care about the people living here other than his men. "what a disgusting city! if they were under MY leadership Ancapistan would be much better! I would rename it! and I would call it the fourth reich!" the fascist thought to himself.
after a while which seemed like forever, he finally reached Ancap's personal apartment, which was white instead of piss yellow, what a change in style! the fascist stept into the building what he saw was once again bright glowing white furnitures and walls. Ancap lived on the sixth or seventh floor. Nazi knew that, because of that he immediately started going for the elevator, to his absolute dissapointment the elevator was in fact, not working. well, what did he expect from ANCAPISTAN? Nazi sighed as he headed towards the stairs.
sweaty and panting, almost passing out, Nazi finally had reach the level of the apartment on which Ancap had his office placed in. he stood still leaning against the wall to collect himself. he took out a piece of paper from this pocket, which had his TOTALLY BASED plan on it:
"1. try to talk with Ancap before becoming violent(optional)"
"2. beat him."
"3. possibly don't kill him(this too is optional)"
he wrote "optional" to some of it since he would feel like an useless chud if he failed to follow his OWN action plan.
Nazi had everything needed on him: gun strapped to his belt, brass-knuckles wore under leather gloves so Ancap doesn't immediately get the hint, and of course his PURE ARYAN STRENGTH.
he approached the capitalist's door, still feeling out-of-breath. he knocked on the door.
Ancap's voice could be heard from the room:
"oohh~ Come in~!" the fascist hearing this, opened into the room. Ancap was leaning over the table, his tail wagging as he watched Nazi come in. "awww..I didn't know you would come~! I would've thought you would makeup a bad excuse against paying what you owe me like you usually do...maybe "accidentaly" breaking both of
your legs somehow..." the Capitalist was obviously mocking him, but with that he only provoked him further. "...huff..f-fix the f-fucking elevator..."
Ancap smiled hearing this "well...I may have forgot to take off the the warning sign after getting it fixed..well, you probably needed that exercise anyways,, anyway when will ya give me the $10000 y-- AH-!" before Ancap could've finish whatever he was saying all he knew that Nazi had punched him on the face. he fell over with his chair, then covered his face while thick yellowish blood was dripping from his broken nose. "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!-" the capitalist yelled in pain, his tail curling around his leg. Nazi kicked him on the head then pulled him up by his collar. it was a rather easy task, Ancap was light in weight, and short in height, a very grab-able guy. as Nazi looked at him he could see the honest fear in his bright purple eyes through his sunglasses. the fascist slammed Ancap against the table, then again, and then again!
Nazi had never felt so good till now in his adult years, he loved the way Ancap was crying from the pain and fear he felt, he loved the way he was whimpering from sheer terror he himself caused upon him. the fascist threw Ancap down on the ground and stomped on him multiple times.
maybe Nazi loved doing this a BIT too much as the capitalist stopped crying, or moving, or even just simply breathing. as Nazi was getting ready to stomp on him, looked down, blood was pooling under him from his mouth. "oh well, maybe I overdid it..." Nazi thought to himself. he kneed down to check on him, except Nazi actually had no idea where to look at someone's pulse. he stood up instead, and pulled out his gun, shooting Ancap in the head 3 times, just to make sure. Nazi picked up the body and shoved it under the table. he wasn't too worried since ideologies can simply revive after "dying" an just forget everything that lead their death, and Ancap was prone to overdose on every kind of cocaine and other rich man stimulants anyways. noone would notice if he were just off for a few hours,,,
Nazi locked the office door and ran downtairs, it wasn't that hard this time, maybe it was the adrealine, or just gravitation.., he ran out of the building.
as Nazi was starting to leave through Ancapistan's gates someone had stopped him
"h-hey can I ask you something?" he sighed and looked at the guy, yeah it was Voluntaryist, Ancap's somehow even more annoying brother. but then Nazi thought about something, why would HE come up to him? they never even talked! what if he knows about what the fascist did? his thoughtpuke was cut off by Voluntaryist:
"uh..do you know where my brother is? I knocked at his door but noone answered,," Nazi was caught off-guard, this fast? he expect that Ancap was such an "important" person that everyone would be searching for him in less than a hour...
"No? I haven't seen him! I haven't seen any capitalists anywhere! I would NOT kill a capitalist! STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS! HE PROBABLY JUST OVERDOSED OR SOMETHING!" Nazi realized he kept getting more and more defensive for "no reason" so he rather shut his mouth. "erm..well, okay, thank you anyways..." as Voluntaryist walked off Nazi couldn't help but to stare at him, did he realize? does he know about the fascist's sins? what would he do if he knew?
Nazi was in his bed, once again, cannot sleep. he wondered if Ancap had been revived yet or if he would remember of anything that the fascist had done to him. then he got a call it was from the capitalist again. which means he is alive..OR this could mean someone else is calling FROM Ancap's phone.. Nazi gulped and he picked the phone up: "..uh..Hi Ancap...?" Nazi spoke nervously. "oh hey nazi!, Voluntaryist told me you said I overdosed, which is funny in a way since I've been clean from cocaine for weeks but who knows!" okay, so he was alive, good? maybe good? "..I-....how are you feeling....!" "well, my whole body hurts but it's probably normal. now anyways I thought--" "OKAY. GOOD. GOODBYE." Nazi hung up the phone and put it back to his night table, damnn he's so incredibly annoying "maybe Ancap would be better off dead" nazi thought before finally falling asleep after days.