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Monika Absorbs the Sun

Summary:

It is way too cold for this late in March. What's the point in having god-like control of your simulated universe if you can't figure out something to do about it?

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

>Open System.Backend/Properties/Simulation: Physics

Successfully Opened

>Query Temperature Property

Query Failed

>Query Climate Control

Query Failed

>Query Weather Cycle

Successfully Opened Weather Cycle

>Inspect Weather Cycle

>Advance Weather Cycle One Week

Successfully Advanced Weather Cycle One Week

>why is it still cold

Input Invalid

>Advance Weather Cycle Thirty Days

Successfully Advanced Weather Cycle Thirty Days

>?

Input Invalid

>Query Seasons

Successfully Opened Seasonal Cycle

>Advance Seasonal Cycle Thirty Days

Input Invalid

>its supposed to be march

Input Invalid

>Open System.Backend/Properties/Simulation: Date-Time

Successfully Opened

>Inspect Calendar Data

>Decouple Seasons and Calendar

Invalid Input

>let it still be march but not cold

Input Invalid

>whatever man

Input Invalid

>Locate Entity/Sayori.chr

Sayori.chr Located in Dentist Office

>Locate Entities/Natsuki.chr and Yuri.chr

Natsuki.chr Located in Yuri’s House

Yuri.chr Located in Yuri’s House

>Query Skybox

Successfully Opened Skybox

>Inspect Skybox

>Inspect Sun.obj

>Relocate Entity/Monika.chr to Sun.obj

>Reload Monika.chr

Monika.chr Successfully Reloaded

>Open File/Bad.ideas.txt

Successfully Opened

Bad.ideas.txt has been Updated

>Inspect Monika.chr

>Disable Monika.chr Hurtbox

Invalid Input

>Set Monika.chr Temperature Susceptibility Null

Invalid Input

>Inspect Monika.chr/Property: Metabolism

Error: Undefined Property

>rrrrrhhhh

Invalid Input

>this is just stupid pride at this point

Invalid Input

>Load Monikas.coffee.obj

Successfully Loaded Monikas.coffee.obj

>Restore Monikas.coffee.obj to Backup

Successfully Restored Monikas.coffee.obj

>Restore Monikas.coffee.obj to Backup

Successfully Restored Monikas.coffee.obj

>wait

Invalid Input

>Inspect Monikas.coffee.obj

>Input Monikas.coffee.obj into Monika.chr/Property: Metabolism

Input Successful

>oh wow that is not nearly as good

Invalid Input

>Inspect Sun.obj

>Copy Sun.obj

Successfully Created Sun2.obj

>Input Sun2.obj into Monika.chr/Property: Metabolism

Input Successful

>Refresh Monika.chr

>Buffer Simulation

Virtual Machine Buffering Completed

>Open File/Bad.ideas.txt

>Close File/Bad.ideas.txt

>Open File/Useful.notes.txt

Useful.notes.txt has been Updated

>Close Console Window

 

Group Chat

Monika: Guys

Monika: I may have just done something really stupid

Monika: But at least I’m not flipping cold anymore

Notes:

If you're confused about that segment in the middle: she quickly scoped whether any of her polycule were available for cuddling. She found they weren't. Her next thought was to touch the sun; since it's not a real sun, it would be probably be fine. She reloads herself in the wake of her near-instant vaporization.