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James sees master splinter and says “oh my a sexy Pokémon” *Then James throws a poke ball. Then it bounces off the master splinter head.* “The sexy alpha rat man looked at the blue haired twink and charged with his Japanese lustful fury. "He says “you sneaked in here trying to capture me ill show you and capture your wet asshole.*Master splinter fuck till the Japanese rat sewer man is all sweat semen leaking out of James asshole.* James says “Thank you sexy rat I didnt rats cock could be so fulfilling*. * master splinter kisses James and offers for him to stay offering rat cuddles and other shit like Remy and Linguine* “James apologetically says “Im sorry I thought you were a rare Pokémon. Would you marry me?” Master Splinter says lovingly “are you sure you want to marry this old rat I have 4 turtles.” James says “Oh you're a dad I bet they are adorable.” Master splinter says “yes my boys are so cute I've been teaching them the ninja ways you'll love them.” James says “Believe it.” James pets splinter and he purrs…they share a passionate kiss. James cleaned the sewer and thinks this isn't a place to raise children in so he says to splinter. “My boss has collected tons of money from stealing rare Pokémon and selling them to the IDF. He probably has millions in Aipac money. His name is Giovanni. We could steal all that money and save the Pokémon please. I need a chance at redemption. We need to stop it before they send all the Pokémon to fight against Iran.” Master splinter holds James hand and say “Don't worry my Sky. I will stop those horrible Zionists and buy a mansion with the idf money.” splinter put James on his back and climbed out the sewer to face Giovanni and the Idf. Giovanni stands on top of the building in a round table with Netanyahu, Senator Armstrong, Shredder and Giovanni. Giovanni says “ my a sexy ratatata looks different, is it a regional version.” Giovanni goes in to touch the rat man and splinter bits him. Netanyahu immediately gets erect at the thought of a sexy rat man because he is one himself figuratively. Senator Armstrong said ill fuck this rat to death splinter slices at Armstrong and it bounces off his nanomachines . James summons his pokemon bell sprout. Armstrong says “ well look its the little traitor getting bred with dirty rats cum you disgust me you freak ill make sure to put you in a closed casket.” * splinter holds off Armstrong repeatedly slashing at his heart and eventually breaking through and slices his heart in half*”splinter looks at James and asks “you ok im sorry im a rat and its so hard for us to be together”* James kisses him and says “together we are strong and I don't care what they think. Accept don't Accept it makes no difference when they are all the worst people accept money from Genociders.” *Master splinter cuts through Giovanni and senses the immense evil in his heart.* Shredder step between the “its been a while.” * Shredder and splinter fight against each other but then Shredder kicks splinter and then knocks him to the ground James saves him by ensnaring with bellsprout Shredder is defeated as bellsprout uses poison powder. Netanyahu grabs the cursed item Generals fried chicken from the movie undercover brother. Stuffs a piece of fried chicken into James mouth mind controlling him. Then rips off James face to reveal it was James Brown* Netanyahu says “israeli threesome yay or nay from one cuck rat to one geopolitical rat” splinter says “I will but ill fuck you to death.” Netanyahu splinter enter the loose old man asshole and fucks away James Brown joins in and double fucks his asshole. Netanyahu screams “oh god your killing me yes oh fuck im dying…..YOU'RE DIGGING IN ME YOU'RE DIGGING IN ME FUCK…….YOUR BREAKING MY ASSHOLE.” *They both cum and kill Netanyahu then they chest bump. Splinter says in tears "you were lying to me. How could you do this to me?”. James Brown says shush “just get on up. I'm just in a man's world. My love was real, my feelings were I'm sorry to hurt you like that my rat king.” Splinter looks at him “ wondering what other secrets he's hiding Splinter says “come clean and ill consider forgiving you.” James brown “ says I did it to sidetracked team Rocket to get this chance to save the world and all the Pokémon. I'm sorry I hurt you. I know I'll never be able to make this up but please give me a chance to try.” splinter says “fuck I can never remain mad at you.” They share a passionate kiss. The end.