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THH Chatfic!!

Summary:

Leon Kuwata: yooo
Leon Kuwata: class groupchat???

 

OR
Taka creates a group chat for class 78!

Chapter 1

Notes:

I loooove chatfics and just got into Danganronpa so BOOM!
I'm writing this with my sister and it's out first time so sorry if it's bad :/ WE TRIED!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Kiyotaka Ishimaru has added 15 people

 

Leon Kuwata: yooo

Leon Kuwata: class groupchat???

 

Kiyotaka: Yes, Leon! This group chat will:

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: 1. Make communication more convenient 

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: 2. Allow us to remind each other of exam dates, assignments, and various important life and academic necessities 

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: 3. Bring us closer together as a class!

 

Mondo Owada: we know what a gc is dingus

 

Leon Kuwata: WHOA

Leon Kuwata: dotn sass my boy like that

Leon Kuwata: what happened to bi men solidarity???

 

Mukuro Ikusaba: I feel you just made that up

 

Hifumi Yamada: Oh my goodness! Yes! A groupchat!

Hifumi Yamada: Now you all can't ignore my messages!!

 

Celestia Ludenburg: How tragic.

 

Aoi Asahina: ooooo fun!!

 

Chihiro Fujisaki: it'll be nice to talk to you all :)

 

Makoto Naegi: We alr see each other during class tho???

 

Chihiro Fujisaki: yea but I don't see u all outside of class that often

Chihiro Fujisaki: except for mondo

 

Sayaka Maizono: Do you and Mondo hang out??

 

Chihiro Fujisaki: he's helping me get stronger :)

 

Junko Enoshima: thats actually happening?

Junko Enoshima: i thought he was making empty promises out of pure sympathy

 

Mondo Owada: I WOULDNT DO THAT ASSHOLE

Mondo Owada: URE THE ONLY 1 THAT WOULD FUCKING DO THAT

 

Junko Enoshima: NO THATS WRONG

Junko Enoshima: i dont have sympathy for anyone

 

Makoto Naegi: Alright guys

Makoto Naegi: Let's try not to fight

 

Sakura Ogami: I, for one, believe this is a good idea, Taka.

 

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Thank you, Sakura!

 

Byakuya Togami: What is this?

Byakuya Togami: I'm not going to take part in this.

 

Byakuya Togami has left the groupchat

 

Kiyotaka Ishimaru has added 1 person

 

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: No! This is a chat for all of us!

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: A ‘group chat’, if you will.

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: So, we must all take part in it!

 

Yasuhiro Hagakure: cmon man!

Yasuhiro Hagakure: itll be fun!!

Yasuhiro Hagakure: we can get u friends!!

 

Leon Kuwata: oh damn

 

Byakuya Togami: Fine.

Byakuya Togami: But simply because fighting to leave is indulging in it.

Byakuya Togami: And that is not worth my time.

 

Kyoko Kirigiri: You're indulging in it right now

 

Toko Fukawa: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO BYAKUYA LIKE THAT!

Toko Fukawa: However, if Byakuya is staying, I will, too.

 

Yasuhiro Hagakure: toko!!

Yasuhiro Hagakure: we can get u friends 2!!

 

Toko Fukawa: I have friends!!

 

Aoi Asahina: wait really?

 

Toko Fukawa: YES!

Toko Fukawa: Makoto's sister, for instance.

 

Leon Kuwata: WAOT WHAT

 

Makoto Naegi: yeah they hang out a lot

 

Leon Kuwata: damn i didnt know toko had game like that

 

Toko Fukawa: Excuse me?

 

Celestia Ludenburg: Quite immature of you to think that once two girls are friends they harbor romantic feelings for each other.

 

Hifumi Yamada: That's how it goes in my stories!

 

Celestia Ludenburg: Case in point.

Celestia Ludenburg: Leon, you think like Hifumi.

 

Leon Kuwata: damn my bad

 

Junko Enoshima: okkkk thes names are boooooring

 

Junko Enoshima has changed 16 names

 

donut addict: ?

donut addict: ok fair

 

balls 4 brains: damn harsh

balls 4 brains: DMAN HARSH

balls 4 brains: UNCALLED FOR BRO

 

lwk hasnt offended me yet: It's true, Leon

lwk hasnt offended me yet: OH

lwk hasnt offended me yet: is this a compliment?

 

despairrr: sure why not

 

ultimate creep: These are a bit uncalled for Miss Enoshima!

 

pole up the ass: Calling Hifumi a creep is extremely rude! Especially not in person where he can't properly defend himself!

pole up the ass: And I do not have a pole up my rear!

 

butter: you can just say ass dude

butter: butter???

 

despairrr: it came to me in a dream

 

weed: wtf are u dreaming abt

weed: IM NOT HIGH THAT MUCH

 

twinkie: I saw you high earlier today??

twinkie: Hey! That's unfair!

 

personality leftover: You are a twink, Makoto.

 

sherlock: You're the height of the average twelve year-old boy.

 

pixelsized geek: he cant control that tho-

pixelsized geek: >:O

 

twoface: That doesn't make his height any less pathetic.

twoface: I cannot argue with my name.

 

donut addict: what's Sakura's?

 

ogre: This is mine.

 

donut addict: SAKURA IS NOT AN OGRE

donut addict: SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!

donut addict: OGRES ARENT

 

balls 4 brains: except for fiona from shrek

 

ultimate creep: I knew Mr. Kuwata had the 2D taste in women, such as myself!

 

balls 4 brains: WOAH WOAH WOAH

balls 4 brains: I DIDT SAY THAT

 

twinkie: wait guys

 

donut addict: ?

 

twinkie: if most of ours are kinda insulting

twinkie: then whats Mukuro’s?

 

weed: wait he's right

 

the bestest sister ever!!: .

 

butter: THATS BULLSHIT

Notes:

Sayaka - lwk hasn't offended me yet
Mukuro - the bestest sister ever!!
Leon - balls 4 brains
Chihiro - pixelsized geek
Mondo - butter
Taka - pole up the ass
Hifumi - ultimate creep
Celeste - twoface
Sakura - ogre
Junko - despairrr
Hina - donut addict
Hiro - weed
Toko - personality leftover
Byakuya - ultimate nepo baby
Kyoko - sherlock
Makoto - twinkie