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Kiyotaka Ishimaru has added 15 people
Leon Kuwata: yooo
Leon Kuwata: class groupchat???
Kiyotaka: Yes, Leon! This group chat will:
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: 1. Make communication more convenient
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: 2. Allow us to remind each other of exam dates, assignments, and various important life and academic necessities
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: 3. Bring us closer together as a class!
Mondo Owada: we know what a gc is dingus
Leon Kuwata: WHOA
Leon Kuwata: dotn sass my boy like that
Leon Kuwata: what happened to bi men solidarity???
Mukuro Ikusaba: I feel you just made that up
Hifumi Yamada: Oh my goodness! Yes! A groupchat!
Hifumi Yamada: Now you all can't ignore my messages!!
Celestia Ludenburg: How tragic.
Aoi Asahina: ooooo fun!!
Chihiro Fujisaki: it'll be nice to talk to you all :)
Makoto Naegi: We alr see each other during class tho???
Chihiro Fujisaki: yea but I don't see u all outside of class that often
Chihiro Fujisaki: except for mondo
Sayaka Maizono: Do you and Mondo hang out??
Chihiro Fujisaki: he's helping me get stronger :)
Junko Enoshima: thats actually happening?
Junko Enoshima: i thought he was making empty promises out of pure sympathy
Mondo Owada: I WOULDNT DO THAT ASSHOLE
Mondo Owada: URE THE ONLY 1 THAT WOULD FUCKING DO THAT
Junko Enoshima: NO THATS WRONG
Junko Enoshima: i dont have sympathy for anyone
Makoto Naegi: Alright guys
Makoto Naegi: Let's try not to fight
Sakura Ogami: I, for one, believe this is a good idea, Taka.
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Thank you, Sakura!
Byakuya Togami: What is this?
Byakuya Togami: I'm not going to take part in this.
Byakuya Togami has left the groupchat
Kiyotaka Ishimaru has added 1 person
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: No! This is a chat for all of us!
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: A ‘group chat’, if you will.
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: So, we must all take part in it!
Yasuhiro Hagakure: cmon man!
Yasuhiro Hagakure: itll be fun!!
Yasuhiro Hagakure: we can get u friends!!
Leon Kuwata: oh damn
Byakuya Togami: Fine.
Byakuya Togami: But simply because fighting to leave is indulging in it.
Byakuya Togami: And that is not worth my time.
Kyoko Kirigiri: You're indulging in it right now
Toko Fukawa: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO BYAKUYA LIKE THAT!
Toko Fukawa: However, if Byakuya is staying, I will, too.
Yasuhiro Hagakure: toko!!
Yasuhiro Hagakure: we can get u friends 2!!
Toko Fukawa: I have friends!!
Aoi Asahina: wait really?
Toko Fukawa: YES!
Toko Fukawa: Makoto's sister, for instance.
Leon Kuwata: WAOT WHAT
Makoto Naegi: yeah they hang out a lot
Leon Kuwata: damn i didnt know toko had game like that
Toko Fukawa: Excuse me?
Celestia Ludenburg: Quite immature of you to think that once two girls are friends they harbor romantic feelings for each other.
Hifumi Yamada: That's how it goes in my stories!
Celestia Ludenburg: Case in point.
Celestia Ludenburg: Leon, you think like Hifumi.
Leon Kuwata: damn my bad
Junko Enoshima: okkkk thes names are boooooring
Junko Enoshima has changed 16 names
donut addict: ?
donut addict: ok fair
balls 4 brains: damn harsh
balls 4 brains: DMAN HARSH
balls 4 brains: UNCALLED FOR BRO
lwk hasnt offended me yet: It's true, Leon
lwk hasnt offended me yet: OH
lwk hasnt offended me yet: is this a compliment?
despairrr: sure why not
ultimate creep: These are a bit uncalled for Miss Enoshima!
pole up the ass: Calling Hifumi a creep is extremely rude! Especially not in person where he can't properly defend himself!
pole up the ass: And I do not have a pole up my rear!
butter: you can just say ass dude
butter: butter???
despairrr: it came to me in a dream
weed: wtf are u dreaming abt
weed: IM NOT HIGH THAT MUCH
twinkie: I saw you high earlier today??
twinkie: Hey! That's unfair!
personality leftover: You are a twink, Makoto.
sherlock: You're the height of the average twelve year-old boy.
pixelsized geek: he cant control that tho-
pixelsized geek: >:O
twoface: That doesn't make his height any less pathetic.
twoface: I cannot argue with my name.
donut addict: what's Sakura's?
ogre: This is mine.
donut addict: SAKURA IS NOT AN OGRE
donut addict: SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
donut addict: OGRES ARENT
balls 4 brains: except for fiona from shrek
ultimate creep: I knew Mr. Kuwata had the 2D taste in women, such as myself!
balls 4 brains: WOAH WOAH WOAH
balls 4 brains: I DIDT SAY THAT
twinkie: wait guys
donut addict: ?
twinkie: if most of ours are kinda insulting
twinkie: then whats Mukuro’s?
weed: wait he's right
the bestest sister ever!!: .
butter: THATS BULLSHIT
