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airy attempts to drive a ship, ends up getting mugged and crashes the ship and kills everyone on accident

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my brither was talking about ships earlier so i felt like making this

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today existed again again

 

airy got a j*b

he now drives ships.

he never have drived ship before so he just gonna trying ok

airy was in the uhh pilot seat for ships i dont fucking know im not a ship expert

after uh everyone and everythinging got on he started drivinged the ship

after like 2 hour of driving, airy heard a knock from the door

"come in." he saided

OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THAT TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR, ANDERDINGUS, AND JOHN LENNON??!?!??!?

"what do you..need" he asked

 

"give us your money to be tung tung tung sacool" tung tung tung sahur dsaided

 

"i dont..have anything" airy saided to tung tung

"liar you do" anderdingus said and got mad

john lennon started yapping about communism

"can you..just go or..something" airy said

tung tung and anderdingus started beating up airy. punching so hard and hurting him

"GIVE US YOUR MONEY" tung tung saided

airy tried to reach for his money to giveing it to tung tung before like...

 

a fucking strawberry shortcake bat dragon brashed into the ship oh no

the ship started sinkining

tung tung stopped.

tung tung stole everything airy had and disappeared

"what-" airy said before getting body slammed by anderdingus , then anderdingus ran away

john lennon just like..disintegrated

the ship was sinkinging and like

airy just drowned as the ship went underwater

airy was like put int he waiting room thingy again

now he hated strawberry shortcake bat dragons.

the end,