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After SunShane SPF50 leaves him with the worst breakout, Ilya does what any reasonable person would do: he leaves a one-star Amazon review and a complaint on Reddit demanding a refund. However, instead of a refund, he gets a reply back from the company's polite and handsome CEO Shane.

Or: One angry Reddit post leads to Instagram stalking, horny DMs, getting stuck in a one-bed hotel room, and an Italian wedding.

Chapter 1: Reddit

Notes:

hello!☀️
this is a mixed-media au, so make sure your creator's style isn't hidden.
click on the blue "SunShane" text in Wikipedia page, and it will lead you to the website I have created for SunShane🧴
all the workskins I have used in this chapter is linked in my twitter .
enjoy and see you in the next chapter!♡

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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AMAZON REVIEW:

ilyarozanov

[5 stars]Worst SPF ever!!!
Reviewed in USA on June 24, 2026
Verified Purchase

Advertised as suitable for all skin types, but made my acne-prone skin worse. Is very sticky and leaves a white cast on an already very fair person. I have been very excited to try a new product, but unfortunately it has been one of the worst skincare products I have used so far. I want my money back!!!

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r/SkincareAddiction · Posted by u/ilyarozanov 16 hours ago

Has anyone else had a bad experience with SunShane?

SPF50

Recently, I have purchased SunShane SPF50 on Amazon. It was advertised as suitable for all skin types and was supposed to not leave a white cast. However, after using it for 5 days, I have noticed new pimples on my cheek area. Also, it left a terrible white cast (I am Russian and very fair) Has anybody else experienced this problem?

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haydenpikee · 14 hours ago

Hi! I have acne-prone skin and haven't experienced any issues with this SPF. Maybe, the problem is your skin.

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ilyarozanov · 12 hours ago

No, Hayden Pikee, problem is not my skin. I have tried 10-20 spfs before and none broke me out.

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rosiettalandry · 12 hours ago

Hey!! I haven't actually had any issues with acne or white cast. In fact, this was the best SPF I have ever tried.

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gayz💋

 

You, Rose, Lisa

Today

Rose

Shane

17:26

Look, what I have stumbled on Reddit

17:27

17:30

Jecht

What?

17:31

Lisa

LMAO, Shane about to shine that Sun on them in reddit😭😭😭

17:32

Jecht

Rose, can you send me the link, please?

17:35

Rose

There you go, babe https://redd.it/248199

17:36

Jecht

Thanks!!

17:36

I'll reply to him and see what is his problem.

17:38

You changed the subject from gayz💋 to “SunShane”

Lisa

Keep us updated, Shaney😚

17:40

Rose

You

I'll reply to him and see what is his problem.

I have also left a comment!!

17:41

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r/SkincareAddiction · Posted by u/ilyarozanov 16 hours ago

Has anyone else had a bad experience with SunShane?

SPF50

Recently, I have purchased SunShane SPF50 on Amazon. It was advertised as suitable for all skin types and was supposed to not leave a white cast. However, after using it for 5 days, I have noticed new pimples on my cheek area. Also, it left a terrible white cast (I am Russian and very fair) Has anybody else experienced this problem?

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haydenpikee · 14 hours ago

Hi! I have acne-prone skin and haven't experienced any issues with this SPF. Maybe, the problem is your skin.

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ilyarozanov · 13 hours ago

No, Hayden Pikee, problem is not my skin. I have tried 10-20 spfs before and none broke me out.

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rosiettalandry · 12 hours ago

Hey!! I haven't actually had any issues with acne or white cast. In fact, this was the best SPF I have ever tried.

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shanehollander · 12 hours ago

Hi! Sorry you've had a bad experience with our SPF. We'd love to learn more about what happened and see if we can help. Could you tell us a bit more about your skin type and routine? Thanks for the feedback!

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ilyarozanov · 12 hours ago

I have sensitive and acne-prone skin. SunShane broke me out really bad and made my skin afterwards. You are advertising it as non-white cast sunscreen, but it also made me look like a egg.

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shanehollander · 12 hours ago

We are sorry to hear about your experience. However, individual reactions may vary, even if our product is formulated for all skin types. Thanks for the feedback!

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ilyarozanov · 12 hours ago

Dear user Shane Hollander, my skin is perfectly okay, the only problem here is the SPF and misleading advertisement. You think putting hot model in transparent shirt will distract me from the fact that product is bad?

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shanehollander · 12 hours ago

Dear user Ilya Rozanov, I fail to see how the model and SPF's performance is connected. FYI, the PR team and I have worked hard for that photo. Thanks for the feedback!

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ilyarozanov · 12 hours ago

That is you in the photo? You are VERY welcome for the feedback.

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bratz

 

You, Svetlana Del Rey, Margetlow

Today

Jecht

HOES

17:40

Jecht

REMEMBER THE SHITTY SUNSCREEN I HAVE TOLD YOU ABOUT?

17:40

Jecht

I MADE A REDDIT POST ABOUT THAT AND GUEES WHAT

17:41

Svetlana Del Rey

The hot model ad one?

17:41

Jecht

YES THE NIPPLES GUYS

17:42

Svetlana Del Rey

Oh god here we go 😵‍💫

17:43

Margetlow

brother what did you do again

17:44

Jecht

SO I POSTED A REDDIT AND THEN BOOM THE GUY FROM THE AMAZON PHOTO REPLIED

17:45

Svetlana Del Rey

ILYA WHAT

17:45

Margetlow

YOU LUCKY MF THAT GUY IS A BABE

17:46

17:47

Jecht

LOOK AT THOSE CUTE CHOPPED BANGS🤤🤤🤤🤤

17:47

fuck my dick just twitched

17:48

Svetlana Del Rey

what did I do in my past life to deserve this😭😭

17:48

Jecht

WAIT

17:49

WHY AM I NOT STALKING HIS SOCIALS

17:50

You changed the subject from “bratz” to “nipple guy”

Margetlow

good luck brother, keep us updated

17:51

Svetlana Del Rey

You

WHY AM I NOT STALKING HIS SOCIALS

ILYA NO

17:52

Jecht

🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

17:56

Svetlana Del Rey

Ilya?

17:58

@МишкаТЫ СУКА

18:00

 

Shane Hollander SPF
Shane Hollander SunShane
Shane Hollander net worth
Shane Hollander age
Shane Hollander wikipedia

 

Shane Hollander SPF
Shane Hollander SunShane
Shane Hollander net worth
Shane Hollander age
Shane Hollander wikipedia

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Shane Hollander - Wikipedia
is a Canadian-Japanese entrepreneur. He is the founder and CEO of sunscreen company...

 

Shane Hollander

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Shane Hollander


Shane Hollander in 2022

Born May 10, 1991 (Ottowa, Canada)
Occupations Founder and CEO of SunShane
Website sun-shane.my.canva.site
Significant others Rose Landry (2016-2017)

Shane Hollander (born May 10, 1991) — is a Canadian-Japanese entrepreneur. He is the founder and CEO of sunscreen company SunShane

 

Biography

Shane Hollander was born on 10 May 1991 in Ottawa. His mother, Yuna, is a second-generation Japanese immigrant born and raised in Montreal; she worked for the Bank of Canada until 2018. His father, David, is of unspecified Anglo-European heritage; he works for the Treasury Board of Canada and previously played hockey for McGill University. Shane is the only child of Yuna and David, who were unable to have additional children. Shane is bilingual, as he is also fluent in French.

Social Media

Instagram

Instagram — Shane Hollander's only official social media account is his Instagram.


Relationships

• Previous Relationship — Shane Hollander has previously dated American entrepreneur and Founder of Rosetta Hair Co. Rose Landry. However, shortly after in January 2017 they separate amicably.

 

Gallery

Armani Spring/Summer Collection

Jean Paul Gaultier New Collection

SunShane First Year Photoshoot

References

1. Khadija Shane Hollander. — Khadija's mind, 2026. — 24 p. — SH24 .

Title

Categories: Khadija | 24 | 24 | 24 | 24 | 24 | 24 | 24 | 24 | 24 | 24

 

 

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nipple guy

 

You, Svetlana Del Rey, Margetlow

Today

Jecht

GUYS

18:10

Jecht

I FOUND HIS WIKIPEDIA AND GUESS WHAT

18:12

Jecht

HE IS THE FOUNDER OF THE SPF COMPANY

18:13

Svetlana Del Rey

ILYA WHAT

18:14

Jecht

IKR SVETA FUCK MY LIFE

18:15

Svetlana Del Rey

WHAT ELSE DID YOU FIND?

18:16

Margetlow

brother, you found yourself a sugar daddy, congratulations🫦🫦🫦

18:17

Jecht

so he is 37 and Canadian-Japanese also apparently filthy rich

18:18

Svetlana Del Rey

Ilya you lucky bastard, he is not only rich but also older and daddy material

18:19

Margetlow

brother don't forget us when you get rich

18:20

18:21

Jecht

HE HAS INSTAGRAM LINKED IN HIS WIKIPEDIA

18:21

THIS BITCH ABOUT TO STALK HIS GUTS

18:22

Svetlana Del Rey

ILYA PLEASE DON'T MAKE THIS WEIRD

18:23

Jecht

SVETA

18:24

TOO LATE I AM ALREADY OBSESSED

18:24

You changed the subject from “nipple guy” to “DADDY🍽️”

Margetlow

aye, aye that's my boy💪💪💪

18:25

Svetlana Del Rey

You

TOO LATE I AM ALREADY OBSESSED

may God be with Shane Hollander😭😭😭

18:26

Jecht

🍆💦🧱

18:27

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Shane Hollander - Instagram
28K followers · 128 following · 81 posts

 

 

shanehollander 2.4K 98 18 67
Liked by troyesivan and others shanehollander @Glamour Beauty Awards Thanks for having me and #SunShane; may your skin always be shiny and glowy! View all 98 comments
roselandry proud of you💘
jacobtierney❤️🌟
June 26 2022

shanehollander 5.7K 110 200 67
Liked by dualipa and others shanehollander @Wonderland hot and yearning! Thank you for having me. View all 110 comments
roselandry GOD DAMN SHANE🥵🔥
jacobtierney ❤️🌟
July 28 2024

shanehollander 10K 800 400 90
Liked by zendaya and others shanehollander @SunShane Happy anniversary to my first baby!☀️☀️☀️ Purchase it now and get a free shipping on first order. P.S Special thanks to Khadija for this photoshoot🫰🏻 View all 800 comments
roselandry can still remember your first order from someone called Robbie🥹
jacobtierney ❤️🌟
July 28 2024

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DADDY🍽️

 

You, Svetlana Del Rey, Margetlow

Today

Jecht

AHSDGAJHDSGADUYAS

18:40

Jecht

HE IS SO HOT

18:40

Jecht

FUCK ME

18:41

Svetlana Del Rey

WHAT IS HIS IG

18:41

Jecht

it is @shanehollander

18:44

Svetlana Del Rey

ILYA ASHDHKAJDHAKSDJH

18:45

Margetlow

BROTHER RESPECTFULLY WHAT THE FUCK

18:48

Jecht

STOP LOOKING HE IS MINE

18:45

Svetlana Del Rey

Is Shane even aware of this?

18:46

Margetlow

sure, brother

18:46

18:47

Jecht

HIS ABS, HIS SHINY SKIN, HIS HAIR

18:47

I WANT HIM SO BAD

18:47

-Ilya sends Shane a DM-

Messages with shanehollander

18:50
REPLY: hey

INCOMING: Hello?

REPLY: Name: Ilya Rozanov, Pronouns: He/Him, Nationality: Russian, Age: 28, Occupation: Photographer, Relationship Status: Single, Sexuality: Bisexual

INCOMING: What the fuck?

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Svetlana Del Rey

June 26, 2026 18:50

Sveta

I don't think he is single😭😭😭

photo

Why?

he has a photo with this woman and she is under all his comments

look

photo

Wow

Fuck

She's gorgeous

SVETA FOCUS

SORRY SORRY, I AM FOCUSED NOW

What is her name?

it is Rose Landry

Ilya

You are the biggest dumbass I have ever met

IT IS LITERALLY IN HIS WIKIPEDIA PAGE

Shane Hollander has previously dated American entrepreneur and Founder Rosetta Hair Co. Rose Landry. However, shortly after in January 2017 they separate amicably.

photo

 

-Meanwhile Shane...-

 

Rose

June 26, 2026 18:50

Umm

Rose

What?

So, there is this person called Ilya Rozanov. I saw him liking my posts and then noticed his DM.

photo

LMAO

Wait

SHANE

ISN'T THIS THE REDDIT GUY

Fuck, I just noticed. 😨

Maybe he wants to talk you?

Or he is a big weirdo that stalks random people online.

Have you looked at his insta posts?

No?

SHANE I AM REALLY CONTEMPLATING MY FRIENDSHIP WITH YOU

HOLD ON I AM GONNA LOOK MYSELF

DON'T LOOK

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Ilya Rozanov - Instagram
5K followers · 248 following · 24 posts

 

ilyarozanov 2.2K 30 5 10
Liked by khadijalalala and others ilyarozanov my fattest middle finger to Marlow for breaking my precious Vodka🖕🏻 View all 30 comments
svetlanananana MARLOW FUCK YOU
marlownme brother your fingers are in fact very fat
April 3 2024

ilyarozanov 2.3K 340 2 100
Liked by connorsconnor and others ilyarozanov european summer and martinis 🍸 View all 340 comments
svetlanananana somebody said martini?😋
marlownme brother next Paris trip when
May 28 2025

ilyarozanov 2.1K 300 4 190
Liked by svetlanananana and others ilyarozanov suit+stache= lethal combo😜 View all 300 comments
svetlanananana 🔥🔥🔥🔥
marlownme🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦
February 19 2026

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Rose

June 26, 2026 18:58

SHANE

PREP THAT HOLE, MY GUY

What?

photo

Did you look at his posts?

I LOOKED Shane

He is very hot

Extremely sexy

REPLY TO HIM

Why should I?

You are gay. He is interested in you. He is hot. You are hot. He looks like he has massive dick. You have a hole that needs it. This is a very convenient situation.

Okay, let me see what I can do.

photo

 

-Thirty minutes later-

 

Rose

June 26, 2026 19:28

ROSE

I don't know what to text him😩

HELP

SHANE

LET ME THINK

THINK

Maybe send a laughing emoji?

Something like this 😂😂

Rose.

That's lame.

photo

Maybe, I can ask him what he wants?

Right, Shane, that is less lame than my reply

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

What should I do then?

Hmm, probably just send the laughing emoji and ask him what is this

Okay, I will try to sound amused.

Okay.

Right.

You can do this, Shane.

You are brave.

photo

 

 

-Shane responds to Ilya's DM-

Messages with ilyarozanov
19:30
REPLY: Hi.
INCOMING: someone finally decided to text back
REPLY: Who are you?
INCOMING: remember the reddit review complaining about sunscreen?
REPLY: Yeah, why?
INCOMING: I am him, the guy who left a negative review on your SPF50
REPLY: What do you want from me then?
INCOMING: I want my money back

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Rose

June 26, 2026 19:32

Rose

He wants his money back.

Not me☹️☹️☹️

Aww, I am sorry, baby

And he is big piece of shit for doing that just to want his money back

Also, why would you return him the money?

I don't know🤷🏻‍♂️ I am gonna tell him that. Just because SPF didn't work for your skin doesn't mean it's bad one.

Okay, text me what he says

👍🏻

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Messages with shanehollander

19:32
INCOMING: Sorry, but we can't refund you the money, as each skin is individual and the reaction to the product is beyond our control. However, as a goodwill gesture, we can send you our newest product.

REPLY: Mr.Shane, I have another idea

INCOMING: Yes? REPLY: We can maybe compensate in other way...?

INCOMING: What way...? REPLY: Maybe by you giving me your number?

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Rose

June 26, 2026 19:35

ROSE

HE ASKED FOR MY NUMBER

WHAATTTT

WAIT LET ME ACT SURPRISED

Okay, I am done

What did you say?

Nothing

photo

I will probably say no.

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Messages with ilyarozanov

19:38
REPLY: Sorry, but I don't give my number to strangers.

INCOMING: Damn

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DADDY🍽️

 

You, Svetlana Del Rey, Margetlow

Today

Jecht

GUYS

19:35

Jecht

I ASKED SHANE FOR HIS NUMBER AND HE SAID NO😭😭😭

19:35

Jecht

WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW?

19:35

Svetlana Del Rey

ILYA WHO TF ASKS A STRANGER FOR THEIR NUMBER IN THE FIRST CHAT

19:35

Jecht

I wanted to shoot my shot🫩

19:36

Svetlana Del Rey

What did he say?

19:37

Jecht

Sorry, but I don't give my number to strangers.

19:38

Svetlana Del Rey

Oof, this is the cold one

19:38

Margetlow

brother, maybe send a nude or smth?

19:38

19:39

Jecht

MARLOW I LOVE YOU

19:39

I'll send him half-naked mirror selfie🫡

19:40

Svetlana Del Rey

Why did I choose the two most dumbass people as my friends😭😭

19:41

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Messages with shanehollander

19:42
REPLY: maybe this can change your mind?

Photo

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Shane's Apple Watch
High rate notification
Your heart rate rose above 125 BPM in the last two minutes.

**

Messages with shanehollander

19:44
INCOMING: +1343248XXXX

 

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Shane H

June 26, 2026 19:45

well well well

hello

Hello.

folded that fast, huh?😏

Mr. Rozanov, let's talk about something else.

Ilya

What?

Call me Ilya

Okay, Ilya, how did you find my Instagram account?

I googled you

saw your wikipedia page and the insta was linked there

Wait, why did you google me in the first place?

once upon a time, I saw a very wet and hot model with his nipples showing in the amazon page of the sunscreen I was buying

then, the spf did me dirty, and I complained about it on reddit

AND by some chance, the owner of the company and the same sexy nipple model replied to my subreddit

so here I am, texting the culprit himself

Hold on.

 

Is it normal to get hard during waxing
Is it normal to get hard after vasectomy
Is it normal to get hard randomly
Is it normal to get hard a lot
Is it normal to get hard on first chat

 

Is it normal to get hard during waxing
Is it normal to get hard after vasectomy
Is it normal to get hard randomly
Is it normal to get hard a lot
Is it normal to get hard on first chat

 

 

After 5 minutes of researching

Shane H

June 26, 2026 19:50

I am back.

welcome back

I have a question

Go on.

Why SunShane? What made you create and invest in a sunscreen company? Is there a specific reason behind this

Oh.

The motive behind SunShane is actually personal.

I have had freckles since I was little. So whenever I was out in the Sun, the freckles on my face and shoulders would increase and make feel very insecure. Therefore, I invested in SPF company.

you have freckles?

Hollander, you are gonna kill me

can I see them?

please please please🥹🥹🥹

Wait, let me find a photo.

блять

brb

[Alexa, play "Ilya’s Sexy Playlist".]

♫Ilya's Spotify Playlist♫

 

10 minutes later...

Shane

June 26, 2026 20:00

I am back

What were you up to?

throwing trash

Oh, okay.

What about you? What do you do for living?

I am a photographer. I usually do either promo or model shots

Wow, this is very cool.

Oh, actually, we were in search of photographer very recently.

I also looked up your insta posts and your photos are indeed shot very beautifully.

You have a great artistic vision.

thank you ❤️

So, would you be down?

of course, I would be down, if Mr. Pretty Freckles wants me to be down

Great! I will send you the time details and location.

Elgin st. 24, 13:00.

Here is the address and time the photoshoot will take place.

great, it is close to my studio

I will be there🫡🫡🫡

Notes:

thanks for reading♡

let's interact on twitter