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“This is so lame! Why can’t the dentures just teleport us to the next adventure? And why do I have to take the chew toy with me?”
Evil Jax rubbed his arm as he got into the passenger seat, looking over at evil Pomni.
”I don’t think it’s that bad! I mean, we can talk and spend some time together, maybe it’ll be fun!”
Evil Pomni rolled her eyes, deciding to just get this shit show over with. It was so unusual, why was this an adventure in the first place? And why was it just her and evil Jax? As she got into the car and turned on the gps, she muttered in annoyance.
”Such a dumb premise… I swear if we end up at a hotel with only one bed I’m going to strangle him…”
Of course, this only made evil Jax blush.
This was going to be a long drive.
No matter how hard he tried, evil Jax simply couldn’t get his Pomni to open up. Not even so much as a chuckle or grin.
”Want me to turn on some music? I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to be the shotguns job, right?”
…
“We could maybe stop and get a bit of something to eat! I know we packed snacks and drinks but maybe it’d be fun to explore a bit!”
…
”Why are you using headphones? We could turn on the radio! Have some.. car karaoke? Maybe?”
…
Eventually EJ decided to give up. Following in evil Pomnis footsteps, he popped in some earbuds and silently ate his snacks.
—Many snacks and bottles of soda later…—
“Ah, uh. It’s been hours on the road… shouldn’t we be stopping at a gas station soon? I’m sure the tanks probably.. nearly empty, right?”
Evil Pomni looked over at him, suddenly a bit more interested. He looked a lot more squirmy than usual. Fidgeting and unable to sit still. Now this was some entertainment she could get behind.
“You really think this car is programmed to run out of gas? We have a schedule to maintain, we gotta get this delivery done before sunset!”
A straight up lie, but it’s not like ej knew any better. She watched as he squirmed, it was clear what the problem was.
”Shouldn’t— shouldn’t you keep your eyes on the road??”
”Nah, got something way more entertaining over here.”
She set the self driving mode on and prayed that the typical circus logic applied here. Then again, worst case scenario is that they crash. And it’s not like they can die.
”What’s got you all squirmy? You that excited at the idea of a gas station?”
He whimpered, pressing his hands against his crotch.
”Ah- I… I really need to go.. please”
She rolled her eyes, looking back to the road and pretending to continue driving.
”I know for a fact you can beg better than that. You probably want to piss yourself, don’t you? Freak.”
”Nooo..”
”I should’ve known that you’d have a piss kink, can’t believe I hadn’t found out sooner. You’re pathetic, you know that?”
“Ah- hgnngh-“
He rutted up into his hand, seemingly against his will. As she looked at him, she saw the tears brimming his eyes.
“Please Pom- I can’t—“
”I swear if you get even a drop of piss in my car you’ll wish the sex update never happened. Piss in a bottle if you have to, I don’t care. But I’m not stopping for your tiny bladder.”
The car practically shook with the speed of evil Jax's foot tapping, anxiously looking around before grabbing an empty bottle.
”Oh shit, you’re seriously doing it? Wow.”
”Stop looking at me!”
”Psht, nah. Something actually entertaining is happening for once. I’ll look all I want.”
He whimpered, but was quickly running out of time to be embarrassed. If he didn’t go in the bottle, it was inevitable he’d end up going in his pants. He quickly freed himself, one hand desperately squeezing himself as the other took the cap off of the bottle.
Her eyes were burning into his skin, a hungry look that threatened to eat him alive. He took a shaky breath as he let his muscles relax. The sound of him emptying into the bottle filled the car, accompanied by his moans of relief. A loud hiss as the bottle filled, the bottle becoming hot in his hand. All he could think about was the blissful relief.
That is until a particularly nasty pothole was hit dead on, causing him to flinch and miss the bottle for a second. Not much, but enough for a noticeable wet spot on the seat beneath him.
”Damn it, I told you not to make a mess in my car. Such a disrespectful brat.”
”Nghh.. n-no… I’m not.. it wasn’t on purpose.”
His words held no true remorse, too focused on the pure bliss he was experiencing.
“Ugh, guess I have to do everything around here.”
Evil Jax squealed as his Pomni grabbed him, keeping his dick steady and aimed into the almost full bottle.
“Gah! Pom! I don’t- there’s too much.. I can’t stop—“
Her grip tightened to a painful extent, pressing her thumb against the tip to forcefully stop the stream, finally pulling the car over. They were in the middle of nowhere, the only sound was Jaxs panting and whining.
“Put the cap back on the bottle before you end up spilling it.”
He whimpered and did as told, putting the bottle in the cup holder as he squirmed.
“It hurts… I still need to go..”
”Oh yeah? Does it hurt when I do this?”
She pressed down on his bladder, making his knees shoot up as he instinctively tried to get away from the sensation.
“Aww, so sensitive. Does my pet rabbit need something?”
He couldn’t even respond, squirming as he nodded his head desperately.
”Alright, alright. Fine. I’ll let you go outside. But don’t you dare start until I give you permission, got it?”
“Mhm! I’ll be good! I’ll be so good I promise! Please!”
The second the car door unlocked, Evil Jax bolted, holding himself tightly as he waited for Evil Pomni to get out of the car. Unfortunately for him, she decided to take her sweet time. The second she was standing near him, he started pleading with her. But one sharp look made him shut up.
”You can go, but on one condition. If you’re going to act like some pathetic whimpery bitch, then I expect you to fully commit to it.“
He tilted his head in confusion, which made her sharp grin widen.
”Exactly like that. Just a confused little puppy that relies on his owner for everything. If you need to piss so bad, you’ll go in the grass like a good pet.”
Too needy to argue, he immediately obeyed. Getting on all fours in the grass as he shook in pure desperation.
”Leg up, I want to see all of your pathetic self.”
As he lifted his leg up, he was unable to hold back any longer. His dick twitched as he moaned in relief, finally able to fully empty his bladder.
”Ha— thank you… ‘m a good pet… good for you”
She smiled, a bit softer than usual. Moving towards him, she laid a hand on top of his head, gently petting him.
”The best pet. So perfect for me, aren’t you?”
He hummed affirmatively, tongue lolling out as he leaned into her touch. For a moment he relaxed, leg slowly lowering as he finished peeing. His eyes shot open when a hand wrapped around him, milking out the last few drops.
”Shhh…. Just have to make sure you’re completely empty. Don’t want you getting all desperate again too quickly.”
Evil Jax whimpered as her hand pulled away, leaving him painfully hard and throbbing.
”Don’t look at me like that, we’re getting back on the road. Tight schedule and what not.”
The pair got back into the car, Evil Pomni taking a second to reconfigure the gps.
”Wait, where are we going? Why’re you reprogramming it?”
She snickered
”Oh, forgot to mention. I’ve been meaning to stop for a while to pick up some more snacks, I already ate all of mine.”
Evil Jax whined and looked out the window, but knew better than to call her out. He was too hard to risk making her angry.
“Alright, we’re here. Before we go in, throw away the bottle in that trash can over there. I don’t want to have a bottle of piss sitting in my car.”
Evil Jax gulped apprehensively. It was a relatively small rest stop, but there were a few cars around.
”But— what if someone sees me?”
She rolled her eyes.
”Don’t be a baby. No one’s gonna know it’s full of piss. It just looks like a bottle of Mountain Dew or something. Stop over thinking it.”
Reluctantly, he made the trek towards the trash can. His ears perked up as he heard the sound of a window rolling down.
”Babe! Remember that you need to throw it away in the trash! It’s not recyclable since it’s full of piss!”
He sprinted back to the car as soon as he disposed of the bottle, covering his face as he sank into the seat.
”Aw, don’t be like that. Tell you what, I’ll make it up to you after this adventures over. Just because you’ve been such a good boy for me.”
Maybe this adventure hadn’t been so bad after all…