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Nosy bitches 💖💖

Summary:

Jens🌈🦄: it seemed funny…

Nando: hurt like hell
Was not funny

Mark😏: kinda funny to watch

Nando: I will kill you.

Jens🌈🦄: mark your a bitch

Kimi🇫🇮: calm down ladies

Nico👽: Kimi??? 😭

Notes:

Clark hall
Dorm 224

Jenson button

Mark Webber

Fernando Alonso

 

Hunt hall
Dorm 446

Nico Rosberg

Lewis Hamilton

 

Stewart hall
Dorm 570

Sebastian Vettel

Kimi Raikkonen

 

——

 

Lauda hall
Dorm 300

Daniel Ricardo

——————-

 

Fangio hall 100-200

Clark hall 200-300

Lauda hall 300-400

Hunt hall 400-500

Stewart hall 500-600

Prost hall 600-700

Senna hall 700-800

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1

Notes:

Clark hall
Dorm 224

Jenson button

Mark Webber

Fernando Alonso

 

Hunt hall
Dorm 446

Nico Rosberg

Lewis Hamilton

 

Stewart hall
Dorm 570

Sebastian Vettel

Kimi Raikkonen

 

——

 

Lauda hall
Dorm 300

Daniel Ricardo

——————-

 

Fangio hall 100-200

Clark hall 200-300

Lauda hall 300-400

Hunt hall 400-500

Stewart hall 500-600

Prost hall 600-700

Senna hall 700-800

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Nosy bitches 💖💖

Seb🐝: what the fuck was that

Jens🌈🦄: imma cry

Nando: I can’t deal with this shit.
Going to bed.

Lewis🫶: it’s not even late 😭😭😭

Mark😏: [picture of Fernando asleep on the floor]
Didn’t even make it to the bed 😔

Kimi🇫🇮: unfortunate

Nico👽: we are so doomed

Jens🌈🦄: I am going to kill professor Schumacher

Seb🐝: NOOO
I hate him for assigning that project
But he is still my favorite professor

Nico👽: yeah!

Mark😏: I vote that all the teachers suck

Nando: me too

Lewis🫶: wait isn’t fer asleep?
Mark are you using his phone

Jens🌈🦄: MARK YOU KNOW FER’S PASSWORD??
TELL ME!!!

Nico👽: how 😭

Mark😏: he told me when he was drunk
Peak strategy if you want to get something from Nando
He tells you everything while drunk

Seb🐝: noted 🫡

Kimi🇫🇮: I like professor Hakkinen the best

Lewis🫶: bit late to the conversation but it’s the effort that counts I guess

Seb🐝: you only like him because he is a Finn

Kimi🇫🇮: hypocrite

Seb🐝: what

Nico👽: professor Schumacher is German

Seb🐝: oh right

Mark😏: did you forget?? 💀

Seb🐝: oh shut up!

Nico👽: so how are we going to get this done

Jens🌈🦄: get what done

Lewis🫶: I think he means the project

Nico👽: yes, thanks Lewis

Seb🐝: get a room

Nico👽: what?

Lewis🫶: just ignore him

Nico👽: oh okay

Kimi🇫🇮: whipped

Nico👽: what is going on

Lewis:🫶: ignore all of them

Nico👽: anyways I think we should each do at least a paragraph of the project by tomorrow

Seb🐝: sigh

Kimi🇫🇮: I don’t want to

Lewis🫶: ha

Nico👽: I don’t care if you don’t want to

Kimi🇫🇮: boo

Seb🐝: stupid project
We should go to a club instead of working on it

Nico👽: no!

Kimi🇫🇮: why
We have lot of time
Not due for month

Lewis🫶: doesn’t sound like the worst idea…

Nico👽: don’t agree with them!!

Seb🐝: wait… dorm 224 has been quiet for a while

Lewis🫶: oh my word If something happened..

Jens🌈🦄: FERNANDO ALONSO DIAZ IS A VERY VERY EVIL MAN

Nando: Your fault btw.

Mark😏: HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Nico👽: oh god do I even want to know what happened?

Mark😏: I’ll explain
So basically Jenson got back to the dorm
And Fer was still sleeping right?
And Jens thought it would be funny to jump in him
So Mr button instead of lightly pouncing on him
Fully body slams poor sleeping Fernando
And Fernando understandably wakes up and immediately starts punching and attacking Jenson
And now jensons nose is bleeding

Nando: Deserved.

Seb🐝: Jenson 😭😭 why would you do that

Jens🌈🦄: it seemed funny…

Nando: hurt like hell
Was not funny

Mark😏: kinda funny to watch

Nando: I will kill you.

Jens🌈🦄: mark your a bitch

Kimi🇫🇮: calm down ladies

Nico👽: Kimi??? 😭

 

Private chat
Seb🐝 - Lewis🫶

Seb🐝: you somehow achieved negative slickness
Congrats

Lewis🫶: hey 😭

Seb🐝: bruh just confess alr
Can’t watch this play out in slow motion.

Lewis🫶: NOO
I CANT

Seb🐝: why not?
It seems pretty simple
Just say
“Oh my little gay Nico baby I love you so much!!!”
Than kiss and fuck him or something
Idk

Lewis🫶: that is NOT how that works

Seb🐝: how would your single ass know that

Lewis🫶: says you
No bitches Seb

Seb🐝: HOW DARE YOU
I have so many bitches

Lewis🫶: sure buddy
Is Kimi one of them?

Seb🐝: no? He is my bestie
My bitches names are
Um
David or something

Lewis🫶: PROF COULTHARD’S NAME IS DAVID
AW HELL NO

Seb🐝: WHAT??? NO NO NO
EQWWW
AAAAAA

Lewis🫶: don’t talk to me 😭😭😭😭😭

Seb🐝: NOO

Lewis🫶: 🖐️STAY AWAYTY

Seb🐝: NO I DINT MEAN IT
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT
LEWIS COME BACKK
MY BITCHES NAMES SRE ACTUALLY
UMMM
MICHEAL
YEAH
WAIT
NO NONOOO
I DIDNT MEAN FHAT
I TAKE IT BACK
NOOOOOOO

 

Private chat
Seb🐝 - Nico👽

Nico👽: what ever you did to make Lewis curl up into a ball on the floor and start chanting prayers
Keep it away from the rest of us

Seb🐝: IM SORRY IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDIBG 😭😭

Nico👽: sure

 

Private chat
Lewis🫶 - Nico👽

Lewis🫶: come back
I need a hug :(

Nico👽: last time I came into your room you threw a shoe at me

Lewis🫶: was an accident
Please?

Nico👽: sigh
How could I say no to you
Coming in a second

 

Private chat
Seb🐝 - Lewis🫶

Lewis🫶: ONG OMG OMG
IFOEGIVE U IDC
LOOK
[screenshot of Nico’s message “how could I say no to you”]

Seb🐝: OMGGGGG ITS PROGRESSS
YEAHHHSHSDSSS
IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU
THIS SI PROOFOFF

Lewis🫶: MAYBE HE DOES LIKE ME

Seb🐝: maybe??? He loves you mate!!
The way he looks at you…
God I wish someone would look at me like that 😫😫😫🥵🥵

Lewis🫶: aaand you ruined it

 

The best dorm is 224

Mark😏: so have we all calmed down

Jens🌈🦄: no

Nando: Yes but I haven’t forgiven you.

Mark😏: great.

Jens🌈🦄: my nose still hurts

Nando: Good.

Jens🌈🦄: are you wishing upon my downfall??
How dare you
I thought we were friends

Nando: We were until you FUCKING POUNCED ON ME!

Jens🌈🦄: OHH YOU SAID A BAD WORD
I AN TELLING A TRUTED ADULTTTTT

Nando: I am done.
Going back to bed.
In MY bed.
With the door locked.

Mark😏: Noo Jens you made him go away
Apologize 🥺

Jens🌈🦄: okay…
But when he wakes up

Mark😏: I’ll be watching…

 

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Nico👽: soooo
Lewis?
Where did you go

Seb🐝: I kidnapped him

Nico👽: What.

Jens🌈🦄: yeepers he got fer grammar

Lewis🫶: i am fine
I came willingly
We are baking cookies together

Seb🐝: does anyone want some?
They are chocolate chip!!

Jens🌈🦄; OMW RN

Mark😏: Jenson get some for me and Fernando pls

Jens🌈🦄: fine fine

Nico👽: Lew can you just save one for me

Lewis🫶: ofc!!

Seb🐝: hurry Jenson or Kimi is going to eat them all!!!!

Jens🌈🦄: I AM COMING
STEWART HALL IS RLLY FAR

Seb🐝: Kimi has eaten 7
That cannot be healthy

Kimi🇫🇮: mm

Seb🐝: there are 8 left!!

Mark😏: why did you make 15??
That is a weird number to make

Seb🐝: oh Kimi ate another
There were 16
He ate half

Mark😏: stop him 😭

Jens🌈🦄: OPEN THE DOOR I AM HERE

Seb🐝: knocking is an option you know

Jens🌈🦄: FUCK OFF I WANT COOKIES PLSS PLS PLSSSSS

 

Private chat
Seb🐝 - Lewis🫶

Seb🐝: “Lew” !!
Omg pet names
That was so cute

Lewis🫶: IKR
AWWWWW
OKG I JUST WANT TO
IDK KISS HIM OR SOMETHING

Seb🐝: … tmi
Joking joking
Very very cute

Lewis🫶: yeah
I just
Don’t know

Seb🐝: don’t know what?

Lewis🫶: I don’t think he likes me
Like romanticly
He is so perfect
And so smart
And I am just
You know
Me?

Seb🐝: NO SONT SAY THAT
DO NOT PUT YOURSELF DOWN LIKE THAT
YOU ARE PERFECT LEWIS!!

Lewis🫶: you really think so?

Seb🐝: all you have to do is give him his gay awakening

Lewis🫶: that doesn’t really work if he is already gay

Seb🐝: then give him his gay of Lewis awakening

Lewis🫶: 😭😭

Seb🐝: then you will live happily ever after with your 12 children

Lewis🫶: TWELVE CHILDREN???

Seb🐝: ☺️☺️

 

The best dorm is 224

Mark😏: jensssss come back
I want the cookies

Jens🌈🦄: no I am chilling at dorm 300
It’s on the way back from seb’s

Mark😏: isn’t that Daniel’s room?

Jens🌈🦄: yeah!
Hanging out with the bestie

Mark😏: hanging out or banging out 😏

Jens🌈🦄: maybe later 🤫

Mark😏: OHHH EWWWW

Jens🌈🦄: you brought it up

Mark😏: didn’t know you guys were like that 😭

Jens🌈🦄: We aren’t
But we could be😉

Mark😏: ok hang out with Daniel
And bring back the cookies later

Jens🌈🦄: what if me and Danny eat them

Mark😏: WHAT NO
I WILL TELL NICO

Jens🌈🦄: NOOO
PLS I WAS JOKING
DONT SPREAD MISINFORMATION
THATNIS BAD
MARK DONT

Nando: What the fuck did I wake up to.

Mark😏: JENS IS GOING TO EAT OUR COOKIES

Jens🌈🦄: IT WAS A JOKE

Nando: Kinda a bitchy move Jens.

Jens🌈🦄: OH OF COURSE YOU SIDE WITH MARK

Mark😏: SHUT UP JENSON BUTTON

Nando: What is that supposed to mean?

 

Private chat
Mark😏 - Jens🌈🦄

Mark😏: oh you little bitch

Jens🌈🦄: hehe
Just helping you out 😉

Mark😏: NOT helping
Do that again and I will leak your feet pics

Jens🌈🦄: WOAHH
HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE MY FEET PICS

Mark😏: you don’t lock the door while your sleeping…

Jens🌈🦄: YOU FREAK
KEEP MY MAGNIFICENT GRIPPERS OUT OF YOUR CAMERA ROLL

Mark😏: NEVERERRR

Jens🌈🦄: THE AUDACITY
YOU WRE SUCJ A FUCKING BITCH MARK WEBBER

 

The best dorm is 224

Nando: Hello?

 

Private chat
Mark😏 - Jens🌈🦄

Mark😏: OH YIU DONT GET FULL NAME ME LIKE THAT

Jens🌈🦄: WHY NOT LITTLE MARKIE
YEAH ARENT YOU A LITTLE MARKIE WEBBER
BABY WEBBER
THATS WHAT YOU ARE

Mark😏: WELL UOU ARE A WHINY LIKE JENSIE
A LITTLE GAY BOY

Jens🌈🦄: YOU CANNOT USE GAY AS AN INSULT
YOU SRE SUCH A HOMOPHOBE

Mark😏: I CAN IF I AM GAY
NOW COME NACK AND FIGHT ME YOU PATHETIC LITTLE BRIT

Jens🌈🦄: OH YOU CROSSED A OINE THERE

Mark😏: YEAH YOU ARE JUST A LITTLE SMALL BABY
DONT KNOW YOUR LEFTS AND RIGHTS DO YOU??

Jens🌈🦄: SHUT UPP DONT TOAK ABOUT THAT
I AN COMING NOWW

Mark😏: YEAH CKME FIGHT ME

 

The best dorm is 224

Nando: Who slammed the front door?

 

Private chat
Nando - Kimi 🇫🇮

Nando: Can I come over?
They are fighting

Kimi🇫🇮: sure

 

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Seb🐝: why you fighting 😭😭

Nico👽: who is fighting??

Kimi🇫🇮: mark and jenson

Lewis🫶: mate 😭

Mark😏: Jenson is a little bitch and that is all there is need to be said

Jens🌈🦄: how dare you say that mark “feet pics” Webber

Lewis🫶: WHAT

Seb🐝: “MARK FEET PICS WEBBER” WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Mark😏: YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT JENS

Jens🌈🦄: THATS WHAT YOU ARE THOGUHHHH

Seb🐝: BACK UPP WHATTT

Jens🌈🦄: THIS LITTLE CUNT HAS MY FEET PICS
LIKE A PHSYCO

Nando: So that’s why Jensons said “my dogs don’t deserve to be trapped within your phone.”

Lewis🫶: 💀

Nico👽: ok-
So mark delete jensons feet pictures
And Jenson you apologize for what ever you did

Mark😏: fine
Done

Jens🌈🦄: …sorry mark for saying what I said

Seb🐝: what could you have possibly said for mark to pull out the feet pic black mail 😭😭

Jens🌈🦄: that information will not be disclosed

Seb🐝: damn it must have been BAD

Mark😏: it was a build up of some poor choices made by our least favorite Brit

Jens🌈🦄: OI

Lewis🫶: …Lewis appreciation but at what cost…

Kimi🇫🇮: Loser

Jens🌈🦄: NOT YOU TOO KIMI
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

Nico👽: while we are still here we may as well discuss the project
So who wants to do the first page?
No one?
I can do it I guess
But who wants to do the 2nd page?
It is very important for the project. It lays out our main points and our focus on the topic at hand.
Hello?

Bitches that’s what you are.

Lewis🫶: I am still here
I want to do the 4th page
I feel like I am most comfortable with that part
I think you should do the 3rd page
I know you really like to do that kind of stuff
Just make Seb do the first or something

Nico👽: oh
Okay uh yeah you can
Thanks
That would be nice actually

Lewis🫶: np!!

 

Private chat
Seb🐝 - Lewis🫶

Seb🐝: oh you little flirt!!!!

Lewis🫶: shut up!!!!

 

Private chat
Jenson🌈🦄 - Nico👽

Jens🌈🦄: can I come over
Pretty pls

Nico👽: why?

Jens🌈🦄: idk

Nico👽: then no

Jens🌈🦄: noooo
I will help in the project

Nico👽: fine

Jens🌈🦄: I am coming !!!

Nico👽: can you bring some snacks?
Lewis forgot to get some when he went to the store earlier this week

Jens🌈🦄: 🫡
What kind?

Nico👽: doesn’t matter
I will eat literally anything

Jens🌈🦄: big back

Nico👽: I can disinvite you

Jens🌈🦄: I AM SORRY
PLS PLS LET ME COME

Nico👽: fine fine

 

Private chat
Mark😏 - Nando

Mark😏: can you come backkkk
I’m lonely
Jens left too

Nando: I am with Kimi right now.

Mark😏: fonz please?

Nando: Fine.

Mark😏: YIPPEEEE
We can watch that cringey show you always watch

Nando: It is NOT cringey!!

Mark😏: when you have to defend the show from being cringe it usually is cringe

Nando: Fine.. just give me a moment.
Kimi’s dorm is kind of far.

Mark😏: yeah I’ll set up the show on the tv

Nando: ok.
Set out some popcorn please.

Mark😏: ofc
Just come home soon or I’ll be eating it all

Nando: Nooooo :(
I’ll hurry!!

 

Private chat
Mark😏 - Seb🐝

Mark😏: he’s learning 🥹
[screenshot of Fernando’s message “Nooooo :( I’ll hurry!!]

Seb🐝: omg emoticon AND double exclamation point??
This is history!!!!!!

Mark😏: IKR
IM SO PROUD OF HIM
#PROUDMOMS

Seb🐝: YESSSSS

 

Private chat
Jens🌈🦄 - Seb🐝

Jens🌈🦄: SEB
SEB
SEBBSE
SEVB
SEB

Seb🐝: WHATT??

Jens🌈🦄: OMG OMG
SO YOU KNPW ABIUT LIKE LEWIS AND NICO AND THAT WEIRD GAY TENSION OR SOEMTHING
RIFHT??

Seb🐝: YEAH??? WHAT ABOUT IT??? WHY ARE WE YELLING???

Jens🌈🦄: SO I WAS AT THEIR DORM BC I WANTED TO CHILL WITH NICO
(TOTALLY LIED TO HIM AND TOLD HIM WE’D WORK ON THE PROJEXT AND SHIT)
AND LEWIS WAS TAKING A SHOWER
SO WE WERE WORKING ON IT AND IT WAS HELLA BORING
AND LEWIS JUST FINISHED HIS SHOWER AND HE CAME JNTO THE ROOM
PROBABLY EXPECTING NO ONE TO BE THERE
AND HE HAD ONLY A TOWEL KN
AND LIKE WAS SHIRTLESS
OMG NICO GOT SO RED
LIKE SO SO SO RED AND WAS BLUSHIG SO HARD TO WAS SO FUNNY
HE IMMEDIATKY RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM MUTTERING SBOUT NEEDING TO GET SOMETHING OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT
LIKE IT WAS AN OBVIOUSKY BULLSHIT EXCUSE
OMG AND LEWIS I DONT THINK NOTICED THAT HE WAS FLUSTERED AND HE FUCKING WENT AFTER HKM
HAHAHAHA
NOW I AM HIDING IN THE BATHROOM BC I DINT WANT TO WALK IN ON THEM FUCKING OR SOMETHING
HOLY IT IS STEAMY IN JERE
HOW HOT DOES LEWIS TAKE HOS SHOWERS?????
ITS LIKE HARD TO BREATHE OMG
ANYWAYS THAT IS WHAT JUST HALLENED IT WAS AMAZIG TO WITNESS
SEB?

Seb🐝: …
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG AAAAAAAJDBWONTOSNWLSNFOSNEIDNSKRNDKDJSHEIXNCSUSKRBWONDDJJWNSJXNSHWKRKSOAJDNEBSC
THIS IS AMAZING YES YES YES YES
GO AFTER THEM RN
GO GO GO
NOWWWWWWW
SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!!

Jens🌈🦄: OKAYYY

AHH NOOOO
THEY ARE NO LONGER IN THE SAME ROOM
LEWIS WENT BACK TO HIS
NNNNOOOOOO NICO IS FORCING ME TO KEEP WORKING ON THE STUPID PROJECT BOOOO
OMG NICO IS STILL RED HAHAHHAHAHA LITTLE GERMAN GAY PANIC

Seb🐝: OMG HAHA
ILL TEXT LEWIS

 

Private chat
Seb🐝 - Lewis🫶

Seb🐝: oooohhh lewisss
A little birdie told me something happened between you and you hot German boyfriend

Lewis🫶: OMG SONT REMIND MEEE
IT WAS SO EMBARRASIFNFFFG FUCKKING HELLLL

Seb🐝: spill the tea !!

Lewis🫶: OK ok
So I was just taking myself a nice shower
You know, to cool down for the day and unwind as I usually do. I put on just a towel because I assume Nico isn’t in the dorm
He said something about Jenson so I thought “oh he went to jensons place”
I heard the door open and close and thought that was him leaving
Turns out IT WASNT
HE DIDNT LEAVE
I go out and I go into his room
Don’t ask he borrowed something and my logical brain thought this was the perfect time to get it
I go in and BAM Nico and Jenson are there!!
WTF I THOGUH THEY WERENT
Than Nico gets all weird and bolts out of there
I think I did something so I follow
BAD BAD IDEA
He doesn’t realize I am following
So I say his name and he turns around
AND I KID YOU NOT
This man nearly SHREIKS
His feet? OFF THE FUCKING GROUND
He looks like he is in a HORROR MOVIE
His face was a mix of guilt, happiness and PURE FEAR
I am like “what the hell”
And once again he RUNS OUT back to his room.
I decide I should definelty not follow him.
I am just in the hallway and then Jenson comes out of the bathroom bacially CHOKING
He turns to me and starts laugh crying and just pointing at me
I am once again like “what the hell”
He asks me where Nico is and if I saw is face
I answer yes and he just laughs harder
He starts fucking choking on the ground and crying harder
I am not sure if I should just leave him to die or something
So I just go into my room

Seb🐝: OH MY GOD THAT SHIT IS COMEDY GOLD

Lewis🫶: maybe for you
BUT IT WAS HELL FOR ME
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAFTTTTT

 

Private chat
Jens🌈🦄 - Seb🐝

Seb🐝: OMG HE DIDNT NOTICE NICO WAS BLUSJJNG ANASHSJNEJD

Jens🌈🦄: NOOO POOR BABYYYYY
HE DIDNT NOTICE!??? IT QAS SO OBVIOUS
TOMATO LOOKING ASS

Seb🐝:IKRRR
ALSO WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOU STIARTED CHOKING AND LAUGHING AT HIMMM???????

Jens🌈🦄: ONG HE TOLD OMYOU THAYT

Seb🐝: YEHAHHH WHY DID YOU START LAUGHING????

Jens🌈🦄: HE LOOKED REALLT FUNNY IDKKK????
IT WAS FUNNNYYYYY

Seb🐝: ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SEE THEMTBE SAME AGAIN
JUST KISS ALREADY
INSUFFERABLEEEEEEEE

Jens🌈🦄: KISS KISS KISS KISS KISSS

Seb🐝: OK ok ok…
Let’s take some deep breathes

Jens🌈🦄: calm down calm down

 

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Jens🌈🦄: lookie here
Homos in their natural habitat
[Photo of Fernando and Mark sleeping on the couch, tv show playing in the background]

Lewis🫶: awwwww

Seb🐝: my cutie pies
So young

Kimi🇫🇮: bitch Fernando left to snuggle with his boyfriend

Jens🌈🦄: twenty bucks to pour cold water on them

Seb🐝: this is very tempting…

Kimi🇫🇮: yes

Jens🌈🦄: a deal is a deal 🫡

OH NO JELP THEY ARENCHASING EEE

Kimi🇫🇮: ha

Nando: Kimi you are such a bitch.

Mark😏: can’t believe you guys
Also Kimi what the hell
We aren’t boyfriend guys

Seb🐝: surreee

Nando: what

Mark😏: bitches
That’s what you are
Not you Fer

Nando: thanks?

Lewis🫶: gay

Mark😏: bold of you to say that

Lewis🫶: fuck you too

Nando: Jens where are you?

Jens🌈🦄: why the fuck would I tell you

Seb🐝: bet it is in the bathroom cabinet
He always hides there

Nando: thanks.

Jens🌈🦄: NO NO NO N

Lewis🫶: they got him 😔

Seb🐝: taken too soon 💔

Kimi🇫🇮: no
He deserved it

Seb🐝: Kimi our favorite unfiltered diva

Lewis🫶: real

Seb🐝: wait

Lewis: ?

 

Private chat
Seb🐝 - Lewis🫶

Seb🐝: is Nico okay?

Lewis🫶: idk why

Seb🐝: he didn’t respond at all

Lewis🫶: … you’re right
Maybe he is just locked in on prof schumi’s project or sum

Seb🐝: yeah I guess

 

Private chat
Seb🐝 - Jens🌈🦄

Seb🐝: have you talked to Nico since you were at their dorm

Jens🌈🦄: hell no
Why

Seb🐝: can u message him or something he didn’t respond to the group chat

Jens🌈🦄: sigh ok mom

 

Private chat
Jens🌈🦄 - Nico👽

Jens🌈🦄: OHHHHHHH NICOOOO

Nico👽: what?

Jens🌈🦄: how are you my beautiful German friend?

Nico👽: I am good

Jens🌈🦄: don’t you lie to me
Why didn’t you participate in the group chat??
Do you hate us :(((

Nico👽: I was working on the project

Jens🌈🦄: you know I can se the document right?
You have done NO more work than what we did earlier
Liar
What were you really doing?

Nico👽: fine
I was just not on my phone
I didn’t see the messages

Jens🌈🦄: and yet you saw this
Mate
Just tell me what you were doing
I won’t judge

Nico👽: drop it Jenson

Jens🌈🦄: no
Dude just tell me what’s wrong

Nico👽: nothing is wrong !!

Jens🌈🦄: Stop fucking lying to me man!!
I fucking care about you
I KNOW something is wrong!!!
Just tell me

Nico👽: …
Fine
Will you promise to tell no one?

Jens🌈🦄: yes sir 🫡

Nico👽: not even mark or Fernando okay?

Jens🌈🦄: yes I won’t

Nico👽: ok
Um
How do I say this
Uhhh

Jens🌈🦄: ok
Just take a deep breath
This ain’t gonna be deep right
Nvm just tell me

Nico👽: ok OK

I
I think I like
Mmmmm
This is hard
I like Lewis

Jens🌈🦄: wait
Like as a friend or

Nico👽: no
Like
Ughh
Like I have a fucking crush on him
IDK
FUCKK
IDONT KNOWW

Jens🌈🦄: …
holy shit
HOLY SHIT

Notes:

You may be able to tell the inspo 😏