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Shadow Milk hummed as he prepared his tea along with his darling Truthless Recluse's tea. He had found something snooping around a town in the Hollyberry Kingdom, aphrodisiacs. He hadn't really seen them before, nor did he know what they did. It was only a pack of twelve pills, so he didn't want to use them straight away.
As Shadow Milk walked to Truthless's room to give him his tea, he kept thinking of the pills. They looked like they weren't anything that someone would prescribe to another cookie. The color alone gave it away. They were white and baby pink. What kind of perspiration would have those colors?
“Oh, Nilly!” Shadow Milk shoved the door open with his shoulder, “Since I'm oh, so nice, I have made you tea! Lavender and vanilla, your favorite.”
Truthless looked up from his book, staring at the cup before Shadow Milk. “And you haven't done anything to this drink, have you?”
Well, Shadow Milk wanted to, but he chose not to. “Of course not! Why would I ever do such a thing? I'm not totally evil, y'know.” That was a lie. He would've done it if there were more of the pills. Yet again, lying was his thing.
“..alright, I suppose. Give me the cup.” Truthless held out his hand, waiting for Shadow to hand over the cup. As Shadow Milk handed him the cup, he sat down in the chair across from the Recluse.
“So. I have a question for you, Nills.” Shadow Milk took a sip of his own tea, “Do you know what an ‘aphrodisiac' is?”
Truthless paused. Why in the entire land of Earthbread would he ask such an absurd question? “Excuse me? Why ask this? Is that what you've put in this tea? If that is so, I won't be taking another sip.”
“Phf! No! I didn't. I found them and wanted to know what they were, you goose. Now, would you just spill it?” Shadow Milk's tone was slightly annoyed. Ignoring his own question by asking another question in return? How rude! But that was only the first reason he was annoyed.
He used to be the Fount of Knowledge. How could he not know everything when that is what he was made for? It made him seem like he was dumb.
“..Well, they're used for increased arousal. Though, only one or two is recommended no matter the brand.” Truthless took another sip of his tea. This was awkward. He would probably consider this one of his worst conversations with Shadow.
Ah. So that's what they were for. Shadow Milk couldn't help but grin. How… Vulgar. And to think that some random woman had this!
..Ok, he wasn't all that shocked. The Hollyberry Kingdom partied a lot. Why wouldn't there be a load of sex?
“Hmm… I see. Well, that'll be all. Toodles, Vanilly!” Shadow drank the rest of his tea and set the cup down, leaving Truthless's room along with the cup so he'd have to wash it.
As Shadow Milk went into his own room, he flopped on the bed, looking at the pills on his bedside table. “So that's what they're for, huh…”
He picked up the container and looked at them. If one to two were the recommended amount, what would three or more do? Three couldn't be much different from two.
Well, there was only one way to find that out, by testing him on his dear Nilly, of course!
Though, that would have to wait until tomorrow. He didn't feel like doing that at the moment. He couldn't wait until he did, even thinking about his precious doll, all sweaty from an aphrodisiac or two made him want to just pound into him. How could he not be excited to try them out? It would be like a dream come true for someone like Shadow Milk!
Ah. It was getting late. Shadow Milk might as well try to go to sleep.