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<???> Hello everyone.
This is an inter-dimensonal group chat. You are all from different universes for the most part, though you may know a couple people. This group chat is a safe space. Go crazy.
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<Nox> what is this???
<Alex Fierro> Better question, who has Admin?
<Magnus Chase> good question. Also hi Alex👋
<Alex Fierro> sup loser :)
<Siren> I also would like to know what this is
<Osara> I think everyone wants to know that
<Nico Di Angelo> Ive arledy apceted this
<Sadie> do you not know how to spell or something?
<Nico Di Angelo> I haev Disexya
<Apollo> It's spelled Dyslexia, Nico.
<Nico Di Angelo> Shut up.
<Margaret McCaffery> I agree. Shut up.
<Mason Kane> So this is why my phone has been blowing up during class . . .
<Kieran Calypso> Yeah, same.
<Catra> I already hate this. Can I leave?
<Alex Fierro> No you have to suffer with us.
<Sadie Kane> why would you want to leave? This is awesome! The multiverse exists! Carter owes me 20$ now
<Listresyes> hlep howdo I tpyeonths
<Apollo> I'll come over and show you.
<Listresyes> thnaks
<Kappa> So this is what Siren was talking about. Cool.
<Adora> debatable. I can't put this on silent and it interrupted a meeting.
<Catra> oh? This just got better >:)
<Scott Smajor> This is a mess.
<Apo> agreed.
<William Solace> I've seen worse, but yeah.
<Sadie Kane> I would disagree. This is wonderful. I just got 20$ richer.
<Arias> that's great I guess.
<Osora> wait Arias you're on here too?
<Arias> yep
<Chase Hollow> Hi, wow. Would've replied sooner, was busy The multiverse is real. This is awesome. Congrats to @SadieKane for your new 20$ I agree with @AlexFierro, @Catra your stuck with us. @NicoDiAngelo why don't you have autocorrect?
<Nico Di Angelo> Shut up.
<Mason Kane> No, I agree, why don't you have autocorrect?
<Nico Di Angelo> I dnot now! I dint make teh pone!
<William Solace> Yeah, no , Neeks, I think your phone is broken.
<Mason Kane> so you 2 know eachother?
<William Solace> yeah.
<Margaret McCaffery> who has admin???
<Sadie Kane> yeah, I want to know as well
<Kieran Calypso> I do, for some reason
<Mason Kane> it's probably cause you're responsible or smth.
<Alex Fierro> @SadieKane & @MasonKane r u 2 related?
<Sadie Kane> no, I only have one brother and that is one too many.
<Mason Kane> were not related
<Apollo> I'm back, also Meg I have admin. Why do you need to know?
<Margaret McCaffery> change my name.
<Osora> just noticed the name of the group chat. What does it mean???
<Nox> yeah, I would also like to know.
<Adora> stop blowing up my phone.
<Nox> how are we blowing up your phone?
<Listresyes> I think it's a figure of speech. As for the name of the group chat, I have no idea.
<Scott Smajor> I think the reason group chat is named Queer Amy, is because everyone here is likely Gay/Lesbian/Trans or something of the sort. That's just a guess though.
<Osora> . . .
<Arias> well that's certainly a surprise.
<Sadie Kane> I think that's accurate. Unless someone here ain't queer.
<Alex Fierro> hey that rhymed!
<Kappa> that didn't rhyme???
<Margaret McCaffery> Lester if you don't change my name now I am throwing you into Tartarus myself.
Apollo changed Margaret McCaffery's name to MEG
<MEG> much better.
<Scott Smajor> Perhaps we should all properly introduce ourselves.
<Kieran Calypso> good idea.
<Adora> yeah
<Kappa> OK
<Nox> alright
<Nico Di Angelo> Sure
<Sadie Kane> Les go.
<Apollo> We should say some things about us!
<Alex Fierro> you go first then.
<Catra> ^
<Mason Kane> ^
<Chase Hollow> ^
<William Solace> ^
<MEG> ^
<Apollo> even you Will?
<William Solace> yeah, sorry
<Apollo> well, then. I'm Apollo
<Arias> wait, Apollos here?!
<Osora> Get out. I hate you. Get out.
<Apollo> I believe you are mistaken.
<Arias> I don't think so, Apollo isn't a common name.
<Apollo> Yes, well we are from different universes, soo
<MEG> only I get to bully Lester.
<Magnus Chase> why are you calling him Lester?
<Apollo> I can explain. AFTER I finish my introduction.
<Magnus Chase> alright.
<Apollo> Hello, I am Apollo. he/him. I'm the Greco-Roman God of the sun, archery, knowledge, truth, poetry, and a bunch more that I won't bother typing.
<Apollo> The reason @MEG calls me Lester is because I got turned mortal for a few months recently, and was given that name during my time as mortal.
<Osora> oh, so you aren't the Apollo we know. Sorry.
<Apollo> it's not a problem.
<Apollo> oh, and since this chat is named Queer Army, I'm just going to say im Bisexual.
<Sadie Kane> I think we should all do that.
<Siren> do what?
<Kieran Calypso> We have a God in here?!
<Sadie Kane> say how we identify as Queer.
<Apollo> Yes to both of you
<Siren> oh.
Scott Smajor changed Apollo's name to Lester
<Lester> you have got to be kidding me.
<Scott Smajor> nope. That's your name now, your stuck with it.
<MEG> HA! LESTER!
<Lester> Meg, your going next.
<MEG> I'm Meg. She/her/annoys Lester. I like plants and making fun of Lester. I'm Asexual like some plants.
<Alex Fierro> LOL
<Sadie Kane> guess I'll go next. I'm Sadie Kane, no I'm not related to Mason Kane. I am Polyamory, got myself 2 lovely boyfriends. I'm an Egyptian Magician and I follow the path of Isis.
Lester changed Sadie Kane's name to Sadie the Magician
<Kappa> So you do magic tricks and stuff?
<Sadie the Magician> sometimes, also I volunteer the kid who spelled Dyslexia wrong.
<Nico Di Angelo> Srecw u
. . .
<Nico Di Angelo> I'm Nico. I'm gay. I'm a demigod son of Hades.
Lester changed Nico Di Angelo's name to Nico
<Catra> why did it take you so long to type that? 🤣
<Nico> . . .
<Nico> I'm gtting tis ifxed.
<Catra> LOL
<Arias> I'll go next. I'm Arias, I'm part of the royal army. I'm the personal soldier of Prince Osora. And I'm pan.
<Siren> oh that's cool
<Apo> yknow what, I'm getting this over with then leaving.
<Apo> I'm Apo i go by she/they. I'm a vampire (against my will) I'm Lesbian and Trans. Goodbye.
<Nox> can someone explain what Trans is?
<Chase Hollow> you don't know?
<Nox> no.
<Adora> it's someone who is a different gender than the one they were assigned at birth.
<Nox> oh . . . okay.
<Alex Fierro> if I see any Trans hate I'm going to find you and kill you.
<Mason Kane> Jeez, violent much?
<Magnus Chase> yeah, thats just how things are.
<Mason Kane> I don't think that's healthy for anyone
<Kieran Calypso> sorry that u got turned against ur will
<Apo> yeah it sucked. Worst part is I never got my revenge
<Alex Fierro> oof
<Kieran calypso> do you really need revenge?
<Apo> preferably.
<Alex Fierro> Revenge is great
<Mason Kane> really not necessary though!
<Alex Fierro> Very Necessary.
<MEG> love me some revenge
<Sadie the Magician> Were getting off track here, who wants to go next?
<Kappa> I can go
<Sadie the Magician> great, no more arguing about Revenge till were done with introductions.
<Kappa> I'm Kappa, I go by he/him. I'm gay. I'm the beacon. I make prophecies come true and stuff I guess?
<Nico> Phrophecys suck
<Magnus Chase> agreed
<Sadie the Magician> ^
<William Solace> ^
<Lester> ^
<MEG> ^
<Siren> ^
<Scott Smajor> ^
<Listresyes> ^
<Kappa> honestly can't argue
<Mason Kane> wait, Apollo, aren't u the God of prophecy or something?
<Lester> yes, but that doesn't mean I like them. I have suffered from prophecies just as much as anyone else.
<Siren> Fair enough.
<Nico> Will, it's ur turn.
<William Solace> oh hey, you got autocorrect working!
<Nico> yeah, I had the Hepheastus cabin fix it.
<MEG> so the three-legged-death race kid?
<Lester> please don't remind me of that day.
<Siren> three legged death race????
<MEG> yeah, that was fun.
<Adora> Please tell me no one died.
<Lester> no one has died
<MEG> YET!
<Adora> Who is letting this happen???
<Nico> Better question, why is the person coming up with this stuff a 8 year old kid?
<Adora> . . .
<Kieran Calypso> Yeah, that's concerning.
<William Solace> we have also gotten off track again.
<Scott Smajor> so we aren't going to talk about the 8 year old who's trying to kill people in three legged raced?
<Nico> nope!
<Lester> sounds about right.
<Sadie the Magician> this kid sounds like a genius though
<Lester> yeah he kind of is. anyway, who's going next?
<Adora> I'll go, since I'm no longer in a meeting.
<Adora> I'm Adora. I go by she/her. I'm Lesbian. I have a magic sword that let's me grow 8 feet tall.
<Magnus Chase> sick. I've got a talking sword.
<Alex Fierro> THAT NEVER STOPS TALKING
<Kappa> sounds like your problem
<Osora> That sounds awful
<Sadie the Magician> agreed 2 both
<MEG> sounds like fun
<Magnus Chase> guess I'll go next.
<Magnus Chase> I'm Magnus. I'm dead I go by he/him. I'm Pan and I'm a demigod son of the Norse God of summer, Frey. And like I said before, I have a talking sword.
Lester changed Magnus Chase's name to Magnus is Dead
<Siren> OK, back up. Your DEAD!?!
<Osora> Yeah we're going to need some more context on that. Is it a joke or something?
<Kieran Calypso> also why is that his name now?
<Lester> cuz I said so
<William Solace> Meg's rubbing off on him . . .
<Magnus is Dead> so I kind of died, but since I died a honorable death, or a warriors death or whatever, I was brought to the viking Afterlife where we fight and party until Ragnarock comes, which is basically the end of the world.
<Mason Kane> that explains so much and so little at the same time.
<Alex Fierro> deal with it
<Alex Fierro> anywhos I'm going next
<Alex Fierro> I'm Alex. I'm genderfluid. I am she/her right now, I will inform you of when it changes. I'm omnisexual and a child of Loki. I can shapeshift and, like Magnus, I am dead. Same reasons (died differently tho)
Lester changed Alex Fierro's name to Alex is also Dead
<Alex is also Dead> did you run out of ideas?
<Lester> yeah
<Alex is also Dead> Booo
<Arias> Osora you should go next
<Osora> no
<Arias> why?
<Nico> yeah why?
<William Solace> Nico leave them be
<Nico> WHY
<William Solace> Doctors orders.
<Nico> >:(
<Arias> so why?
<Osora> fine I'll go
<Arias> :)
<Osora> I'm Osora, I go by he/him. I'm gay and Trans.
<Siren> so Arias is your personal gaurd?
<Osora> yeah, it's annoying
<Arias> really? I don't remember you saying anything about that before
<Osora> Shut up
<Lester> you seem to be in denial
<Sadie the Magician> Denile is a river in Egypt
<Kappa> it is?
<Listresyes> yeah apparently
<Siren> what's a river?
<MEG> how tf do you not know what a river is?
<Kappa> I don't know either
<Mason Kane> A river is a body of water that leads to the ocean
<Siren> but everything is water?
<Kappa> how do you get a body of water separated from all the other water?
<Arias> guys, I think your world is unique in that sense, cause what I'm understanding is that instead of air you have water.
<Kappa> yeah, probably
<Siren> still don't get what a river is
<Mason Kane> well I tried
<Adora> I thought we were supposed to be introducing ourselves how did we get to talking about rivers?
<Scott Smajor> read up ^
<William Solace> I can go next so we stop getting off track
<Sadie the Magician> yeah good luck with that
<William Solace> why would I need luck with introducing myself?
<Sadie the Magician> nah, you need luck for keeping us on track
<William Solace> . . . Good point
<William Solace> I'm Will, I go by he/him. I'm a demigod son of Apollo, aka Lester. I'm Bisexual.
<Kieran Claypso> how weird is it for him to be in the group chat then?
Lester changed William Solace's name to Nico's Will to Live
<Nico's Will to Live> For the most part its fine.
<Kappa> what's with the name though?
<Adora> yeah, I'd like to know as well
<Nico> cause it's true.
<Kieran Calypso> that doesn't add anymore context
<Nico> good
<Lester> you're all ridiculous
<MEG> says the guy who has had hundreds of partners and STILL can't ask his crush out
<Listresyes> He has a crush? Who is it.
<MEG> I swear am I the only capable one here?
<Scott Smajor> no, I think we have a couple others that are capable
<MEG> there had better be
<Kieran Calypso> can we please get back to introductions?
<Nico> if you can get anyone to go
<Kieran Calypso> I can go
<Nico> I dunno, can you?
<Kieran Calypso> is there a reason I cant?
<Nico's Will to Live> no, he's just bored
<Kieran Calypso> okay?
<Kieran Calypso> well, I'm Kieran, I'm a vampire. I go by he/him. And I'm gay, I guess?
<Nico> you guess? So you don't know if your gay?
Scott Smajor changed Kieran Calypso's name to Kieran I guess
<Kieran I Guess> no, I know I'm gay.
<Catra> so why did you say i guess?
<Kieran I Guess> I don't know! I was just saying that cause I didn't know if u should add anything else
<Nico> so you do know
<Kieran I Guess> I'm not even going to bother.
<Catra> smart choice
<Listresyes> I'm Listresyes, but please call me Lit. He/him I'm gay, and I' died and got brought back to life 4000ish years later so I'm really confused about this.
<Chase Hollow> that's Lit 😎
<Kappa> 😎
Lester changed Listresyes's name to Lit ♡
<Siren> I see why you think Lester in incapable now Meg.
<Scott> yeah . . .
<Lit ♡> What do you mean, @ChaseHollow?
<Kappa> It's a joke old man
<Lit ♡> I'm technically only like 20ish?? I don't know how to count my age with the current calendar
<Sadie the Magician> LOL old man
<Lester> stop bullying him >:(
<Osora> favoritism.
<Lester> what?! No!!! No! There's no favoritism!!
<Nico's Will to Live> Sure.
<MEG> keep telling yourself that.
<Scott Smajor> who's going next?
<Kappa> why don't you go since u asked
<Scott Smajor> . . .
<Mason Kane> if you don't want to go, I will
<Scott Smajor> yeah, you go
<Mason Kane> alright
<Sadie the Magician> Wimp
<Scott Smajor> Shut up, I have admin and I'm not afraid to use it.
<Sadie the Magician> >:( meanie
<Mason Kane> I'm Mason Kane, I go by he/him, I'm Bisexual, and I'm a werewolf. I enjoy sports as well.
<Apo> Jeez this is giving me flashbacks
Scott Smajor changed Mason Kane's name to Werewolf boy.
<Alex is also Dead> I thought u said u were leaving Apo?
<Werewolf Boy> does this have to be my name?
<Apo> I've been trying to leave for the past thirty minutes. It won't let me get rid of this gc. I. HATE. THIS.
<Scott Smajor> yes, Werewolf Boy does have to be your name
<Sadie the Magician> Womp Womp
<Kappa> Womp Womp
<Nico> Womp Womp
<Chase Hollow> Womp Womp
<Alex is also Dead> Womp Womp
<Kieran I Guess> why did all of those come through at the exact same time?
<Kappa> cause we're just that cool
<Chase Hollow> we reached through space and time
<Nox> no you didn't Chase.
<Chase Hollow> Huh!?!
<Nox> what?
<Chase Hollow> do I know you???
<Nox> yes?
<Chase Hollow> I'm pretty sure I don't know anyone named Nox
<Arias> so you two know eachother?
<Chase Hollow> I don't know!
<Nox> . . .
<Nox> I'm literally your boyfriend!
<Chase Hollow> . . . Wait, Buddy?
<Nox> yes, Chase.
<Chase Hollow> I forgot that wasn't your actual name for a minute :(
<Siren> how do you forget that?
<Nox> of course you did.
<Apo> how about you two introduce yourselves now? I want you all to stop messaging at some point so my phone stops blowing up
<MEG> what if during your day is some of our night?
<Apo> I will throw this phone off a cliff.
<Sadie the Magician> LOL if you do put it on record.
<Kieran I Guess> how would the phone even survive?
<Sadie the Magician> no idea, but it would be sick if the video survived.
<Siren> she has a point.
<Nico> can someone go already we have like 3 people left
<Lester> it's actually 4
<Nico> shuttup
<Lester> don't tell your soon to be father in law to shut up.
<Werewolf Boy> wait, what?
<Arias> congrats on your engagement
<Sadie the Magician> I'm assuming that you're getting married to Will cus he's Lester's son and all.
<Nico> I'm not getting married!
<Scott Smajor> then why did Lester say he's going to be your father in law?
<Nico's will to Live> that would be because Nico and I are dating, and my dad spends a bit too much time with Aphrodite.
<Lester> I do not!
<MEG> you totally do.
<Osora> can someone go already we have only four people left
<Siren> I can
<Osora> finally
<Siren> I'm Siren, he/him I'm gay. I'm currently looking for a way to get rid of the curse on my people, so yay!
<Kappa> he's also my lovely boyfriend <3
<Lester> aww
<Siren> that too
<Kappa> his face is red :D
<MEG> simp
<Sadie the Magician> LOL fr
<Adora> I volunteer the person who didn't recognize his boyfriends name to go next
<Chase Hollow> it was an accident! I haven't even known what his real name was until like a day ago!
<Catra> seriously?
<Magnus is Dead> that's just sad
<Chase Hollow> whatever, anyway. I'm Chase! He/ him, I'm gay! Nox is my lovely tiny boyfriend <3 and I get to go inside of books, literally! It's pretty cool, but I also get this stuff when I get out of the book, and once I have enough I can make a wish!
Lester changed Chase Hollow's name to Literal bookworm
<Nico's Will to Live> that's really cool Chase!
<Kappa> What are you going to wish for?
<Literal bookworm> for my mom to get better. Also what is this name? I don't even read??
<Lester> boo
Lester changed Literal bookworm's name to Chase
<Chase> also I volunteer @ScottSmajor to go next, and nobody can volunteer in your place this time >:)
<Scott Smajor> fine.
<Scott Smajor> I'm Scott. I'm gay, he/him. I am an Elf and I am the king of Rivendell and am currently isolated. This is my only contact I've had in like, two weeks now?
<Alex is also Dead> oof talk about lonely
Lester changed Scott Smajor's name to Scott
<Catra> that sounds horrid
<Sadie the Magician> I would've gone mad on day one, good job buddy
<Nico> that sounds really condescending
<Siren> yeah
<Scott> yeah, it is, but it's by choice.
<Osora> why. Just why?
<Scott> for reasons I don't have to say, @Nox it's your turn
<Nox> wait am I the last one?
<Alex is also Dead> yeah
<Nox> oh, well I'm Nox, but Chase knows me by Buddy cause we met in one of his books. I'm Pan and I go by he/him. Uhh, I'm technically a key? Except I can't be used as one.
<Lit> what?
<Chase> there are these little key people that turn into keys, and Buddy is one of them, the keys are how we get into the books
<MEG> that makes slightly more sense. Still not much tho
Lester changed Nox's name to Buddy
<Lester> now Chase won't forget who is boyfriend is again :)
<Chase> you all are never going to let me forget that are you?
<Lester> Nope
<Siren> probably not
<Nico> definitely not.
<Alex is also Dead> not even after you've died.
<Mason> never
<Sadie the Magician> not in a million years
<Osora> not even once we are all dead
<Scott> Not even if we can't use this group chat
<Nicos Will to Live> you will never forget this.
<Chase> I guess I just have to live with this now :(