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beac H. Day💙🥺
#beach #lekay #davestrider #nepetaleijon #aradiamegido #friday night fucking
they are all at the beach . nepeta likes the beach.
“:33< this is one of the best beaches efurrr” and they all have fun. aradia is sunbathing on the beach without a towel it hurts ow ow ow the sand nooooo. luckily nepeta goes out the ocean every like 15 minutes with a new sea critter. she probably discovered a few. dave is surrounding aradias cooking body with shells and nepeta is supplying the shells as well as the sea creatures….
“why are y0u guys surr0unding me with shells”
“:33< shel🤤”
“were gonna turn you into a sea dweller then your gonna become royalty” dave says. awesomely.
oh my godits gamzee No !!!!!!
“I hAtE yOu AlL iM gOnNa KiLl YoU” gamzee kidnaps aborted baby john egbert. No!!!!!!
“iF yOu WaNt YoUr AbOrTeD bAbY BaCk YoUlL hAvE tO FiGhT mE iN a RaP bAtTlE”
“i got this guys” dave grabs his convenient microphone that he just.kinda keeps with him at all times in case he has to rap battle like now
“dave ykn0w wh0 y0u l00k like right n0w” aradia giggles while frantically searching on her phone
“what”
aradia pulls out a picture of Boyfriend from the hit Newgrounds game Friday Night Funkin’. dave looks in disbelief. No…. no. No! !!!!! endermans everywhere. no theyre not i lied sorry anyways gamzee
“aradia i am going to kill you” dave says untruthfully.
suddenly arrows appear above dave and gamzees heads, while aradia and nepeta sit on a boombox sexily because its like a friday funking
“:33< i always keep a boombox in my.”
“n0 y0u d0nt”
“:33< 😢”
dave and gamzee do a little beeping. No no no no nooo!,,, gamzeees gona transform into THE doc scratch. what the FUCK. biggest plot twist ever No no no!!!!!
“yo what the fuck this shit is unfair”
gamz scratch is now scratching,, No!!!
BUT SUDDENLY. A. aradia and nepeta!!!! they… they take the boombox they were
sitting on and then they THROW IT ON doc scratch gamzee?!?!! ..,,what the heck bro
doc scratch/gamzee gets immediatley crushed and turned into a fucking puddle . they scoop up the puddle into a bottle and throw it in the ocean to be gone for good
all of the sudding. eveverything that happened with gamzee is gone and its back to normal… even aradia and nepeta are back to doing their thing inthe sand and water. aradias body is now surrounded with little shells everywhere… but daves evil plan is noe coming into actuon. he currently has SIX buckets of sand hanging off of his arms… and is walking towards aradia and glaring suspiciously at her legs….. oh no. he is going to cover them in sand. nepeta also emerges out of the water WITH SIXTEEN BUCKETS OF SHELLS OH MT GOS😮
aradia is more focused on the fact that buckets are now made of plastic and advertised to children. thats not good.
aradia looks back up at the sky and sees a cloud shaped like a cloud. ☁️ like this emmoji. like too cloud like you get me
BUT THEN THAT MEANS SHE LOST HER FOCUS. DAVE AND NEPETA TURNED HER INTO A MERMAID. OH MYGOD NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
aradia lifts herself up off of the sand. oh my god. nothing happened
“:33< hahaha yourare a mermaid now!!!! ouuhuhu!!!!”
“yes”
THEM THEY HAD S FUN PLAYFUL TIME AT THE BEACH THE END.