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John Eggderp was neva 1 2 go 2 camp but hiz daddy wus all liek "Naw bruh, u go 2 camp n get fun timez wit da gurls" And John wus liek "But daaaaaddd i h8t fapping" But dad dounte care n sent him . Da net day, john wus on da buz wit a gurl namd Roe abd jawn thought rose wss vurt purest. But john wus homo so he didn't ask hur too get in his panties. Da buz dricer wus pullin through d@ it stopped at a dumb broken down camp. "WUT DA FUK IZ DIS SHEIT?" A cum bouy namd yelled. "IZ YO MOFUCKIN STOP MOFUCKER" He your Google back. dad was read the comp is it so easy that back down edit that out his came all will. John got up n went out the buz thru da window. Rood followed him and so did every1 else becuz jawn wuz just dat coo. Karat didn't becuz he hatd john becus his coolnessness. Kabat climbed firm hiz windo wit hiz gurldrid Teredzi Pie rope. The camp consort wus a big man mane Equius Zamalk.
"YER CABINS" He barked poking at dey bootyz "IZ DA BLU 1S WIT DA GREY FAG" and then he loked at da gurls "yer cabins iz in ma van ova there" he blinked nbthen pointed to da red 1s. "JK LOLZ" D gurls walked to der cabins reel crept out and they all buncked togather. Tha next duy!
John was aken bie a long horn bing blast from da sputters. He had tooken a bed wit Dave becus he was rel cuts to him. Jawn new dis wauz gon b a gooooood firndshup. They go up and put on a njce concord boots. They walked out and Dave grabbed john snd they ran to the woods. "John.." dave said. "Ye?" john refried. "I....I think i'm in loaf with you" He turns away and cries until a loud scream makes him stop. "Fa fuk is dat?" He whipsers. John shrugs and hugs dave pushing him up into the tree. "I think i load you toi Davide" He whipsers sexly. he tears of his cloaths and they make out be4.....KARKAT N TEREZI APPER! :O CLIFFYYYYY FID OUT WUT HAPPENS NEXT!