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Porn is porn
No matter what sex
Maybe it’s gay
If that’s what seems best
It might be hetero
That’s just great!
Maybe your gay ship
That’s not up for debate
Whether oral, anal,
a combination of two
Vaginal or masturbation,
if that’s what suits you.
Some are terrible
Some are great
Some are fantasies
Where two girls copulate.
Whatever the media
Written, video, or otherwise
Porn doesn’t discriminate
It doesn’t disguise.
Find your video
Or lyrical rhyme
Make your own
Then it’s yours, not mine!
Customize, fantasize
Find what suits you
Maybe it’s happy
If that’s what you do.
Maybe it’s sad
Angst, fluff, or crack
Sometimes the genres
Flow better than that.
Maybe your character
Has a first time
Or maybe, just maybe,
It’s the last before goodbye.
Sometimes it’s two
One, three, and more
Maybe it’s none
It’s not always a bore.
It may be a recollection
Of the greatest skanks
Or a collection
For ones with snakes.
It could be yours
Either prompt or plot bunny
And when they mate
It sometimes seems funny.
Maybe you read
Maybe you don’t
In another language
Wo du wohnst.
Maybe fanfiction
Icks you out
Maybe videos
Make you pout.
Porn is porn
Whatever it may say
Whether it makes
Or ruins your day.