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Pit
The Captain of the Royal bodyguards of Palutena, Pit was flying across the open field behind the Smash Mansion. As he flew he saw Kirby with Meta Knight's mask and small wings chasing Olimar. He also saw Mewtwo and Gardevoir with a swollen belly having a small picnic. He then landed on top of a small hill and turned to face his goddess, the goddess of light Palutena.
The goddess then spoke as she looked beyond the hill. "Great work Pit."
"Thank you my goddess," Pit responded. "I still don't get why this was needed though."
"I had you shoot all those love arrows at the other smashers because all they ever do is fight each other," Palutena answered. "Of course that isn't in its self a bad thing it is after all just a game but I think that there should be a bit more love and less violence."
"So it's because you're the goddess of light?" Pit asked.
"Yes Pit, it's because I'm the goddess of light." The goddess sighed. "It wouldn't be right for me not to do it."
"Okay well why did I have to do it?" Pit asked not entirely comfortable messing with peoples love lives.
"Well you're talented with the bow, some of your old arrows had hearts on them and you used to be a cherub." Palutena answered. "In fact you were almost identical to Eros."
Pit only blushed at the thought of being compared to the god of sexual love, beauty and fertility. To make things even worse he remembered that time when Mario showed him the 2001 trophy of himself.
"I am however very pleased with the fact that you didn't abuse this power." The ruler of Angel Land said.
"What?" Pit asked.
"But then again who's ever heard of an angel abusing the power of their god." Palutena lightly chuckled clearly not hearing Pit's response.
"Yeah." Pit said looking in his quiver for the special arrows he was given.
"Then again I guess this is just another reason for me to trust you." The goddess said happily. "So what pairing did you do?"
"Oh you know Peach and Mario, Captain Falcon and Samus, Mewtwo and Gardevoir, Link and Zelda though Link seems to have a harem for some reason and I'm not sure about Kirby and Donkey Kong." Pit answered wishing that he had a endless supply of the arrows like he normally does.
"What about Kirby and Donkey Kong?" Palutena asked in concern hoping that Pit didn't accidently cause problems for the other residents of the Smash Mansion.
"I'm not entirely sure." Pit said still looking for an arrow.
"Well anything else?" Palutena asked.
Pit then found an arrow. "Yes." He whispered still aware of his goddess, who still had her back to him.
"Oh, what is it then Pit?" Palutena asked clearly hearing Pit.
"Oh, well what pairing would that be?" She asked before feeling a sharp pain in her ass. "Ow"
"Bullseye!" Pit shouted out in joy also providing Palutena with an answer.
"Pit how could…" Palutena began before the power of the love arrow finally kicked in.
The arrow that hit Palutena then disappeared as it took effect. She then turned around to face the young angel and she ran towards him. She quickly tackled him to the ground and easily began to straddle him.
"Yeah baby!" Pit shouted throwing his arms into the air.
"Now Pit I have a very important order for you." Palutena said calmly. "I need you inside me, I want you to fuck me."
"I live to serve you my goddess!" Pit shouted as Palutena began to undress herself and Pit.
Far away from the hill the Aura pokemon Lucario walked by only stopping when he heard a sound. "What's that sound?"
"Gods it hurts!" A masculine voice shouted.
"Yes yes yes…!" A feminine voice shouted.
"Aww…!" The masculine voice shouted again but this time in pleasure.
"Wait that's it?" The feminine voice yelled. "That was to fast!"
"Maybe they know where Mew is." Lucario said to himself and then ran towards the hill.