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Your name is Catherine Todd. It’s not the name you went to sleep with last night, but that’s the name printed on the ID card tucked away in your bra. It took a while to find because you were a bit distracted by the fact you have a completely different face.
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- Part 1 of Hush, little baby, don't say a word
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Little Doors and an Even Littler Conspiracy Theorist by Kaiyses
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
21 Jun 2025
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The JL is thrown back in time during the middle of a mission and get to meet baby Bruce.
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- Part 1 of Batfam Vault
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Bleed the Water Red by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Oct 2015
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Peter and Deadpool are held captive by a super-villain that has an inclination for torture. After she boasts her untarnished record at never having hurt a child or teenager, Peter is forced to break the truth to both her and Deadpool.
“Did you know I have a perfect record?” The villain collects a rusted pocket knife, tracing it up Peter’s arm, over his shoulders, down to his collarbone, as though considering where to cut. Peter focuses on controlling his breathing, fear twisting awfully in his belly. “You may look down on me, Mr. Spider-Man, but for all the righteous suffering I inflict, I’ve never hurt a child. Not once.”
“Y'know, I don’t think you do,” Peter blurts. At his words, Deadpool's stare intensifies. “Have a perfect, non-child harming record, that is.”
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The Disastrous Coming Out of Saiki K by palant1r
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100
15 Jun 2021
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Saiki Kusou has never had a crush on another guy, so when his whole class starts getting embroiled in a collective sexuality crisis, he has absolutely no stake in the whole thing. Still, it would probably be far easier for him if coming out went smoothly for everyone and Teruhashi came to terms with her status as a lesbian, so he decides to help out. You know, like a good ally.
Saiki Kusuo isn't LGBTQ. Not experiencing sexual attraction is totally normal. Transforming between biological sexes soon after birth doesn't count. And his interest in Satou Hiroshi is purely one of curiosity.
That has to be true. Because for Saiki Kusou, coming out sure seems like a pain.
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- Part 1 of the disastrous life of saiki gay
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Geophagia. by MelonPalooza
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
11 May 2025
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Geophagia—the deliberate consumption of earth, soil, or clay.
Bruce starts to eat rocks. Everyone begins to take notice.
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- Part 5 of Melon's DC/Batfam Oneshots 🦇
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MoD!Harry is Not Amused by Gallons_of_the_Stuff, Nyx_The_Author, The_Plot_Bunny_Whisperer
Fandom Celtic Mythology, Chinese Mythology, Greek and Roman Mythology, Harry Potter - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Irish Mythology, Japanese Mythology, Mesopotamian Mythology, Native American/First Nations Mythology, Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Slavic Mythology & Folklore, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
13 May 2019
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Or - The Various Times MoD!Harry Cleaned Up Other People's Messes While Chewing Them Out For Causing Him More Paperwork. (AKA: Mod!Harry and the Stupid Paperwork-Causing Shite People Do.)
Harry never wanted to be the physical incarnation of the immutable force that was Death, but that wasn't going to stop him from hunting down all the idiots causing him so much unnecessary paperwork.
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All he saw was blood. Gushing, gushing and gushing. Dark rivulets of streaming crimson flowed rapidly and painted the desecrated ground.
He tried to form the words, watching in horror as he felt his entire world crumble. He screamed in rage and pain, his expression wild, his gaze feral. He lifted his arms and commanded a magic so ancient and dead.
“Arise.”And the army of the dead heeded his call.
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Machiavellianism ~ is a personality trait centered on manipulativeness, callousness, and indifference to morality.
After Voldemort's defeat, Harry discovers that his friends were never really his friends and finds that those he once called enemies were now his allies. After having the Wizarding World turn its back on him, Harry falls to an unjust death, and is given a second chance to live again, to play by his rules, to become who he was meant to be and to make all those who wronged him pay dearly.
A time travel story that features a jaded, bitter and dark Harry Potter.
*Translations in Spanish and Portuguese are available to readers.*
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There Are Dragons Among Men by BookwormSid1015
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Sep 2025
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In a world where 80% of the population has a superpower of some kind, it is typically expected for the child to inherit either one or a combination of both parents' Quirks. While Kirishima Eijirou does have a Quirk, it's unlike anything his family ever produced. It's powerful, it's amazing, it's... extremely dangerous.
Determined to prove to the world his Quirk is more than a horrific show of fangs, flames, and scales, Eijirou enrolls in UA High School to become the hero he wants to be. This path is paved with uncertainty and doubt, and if Eijirou can't learn to accept this power of his, it might just consume him.
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- 22,233
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Bookmarked by Theo-Crow (twgossi)
21 Mar 2021
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okay but this has such an interesting concept to it? i love it??? op kirishima with little to no control making him feral?????? a dish i love any day!!!!!
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Amity Park’s New Favorite Ship - Wisconsin Ghost x Clock Ghost ONESHOT by RJs_Fanfics
Fandoms: Danny Phantom
10 Dec 2024
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ONE SHOT
Vlad’s bi for Clockwork and is awkward abt it,
That’s really it, Amity Parkers just notice the Wisconsin Ghost simping for the Clock Ghost and are shipping it.Just read it at this point, it’s short and I’m bad at explaining
That’s the whole oneshot, implied sexual activity but it’s barely anything. Someone just asks if ghosts can fuck.
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I Frew Up by ZeldaFea
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
20 Mar 2025
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Just as Superman stops talking, the door to the meeting room opens. Everyone turns to the door. Staring wide eyed at little Dick Grayson, in pajamas and a domino. Sniffling and hiccuping. Nobody moved for a second. Nobody knows what to do with the mystery child that just materialized in the Watchtower. Bruce is so damn grateful their first reaction wasn't violence.
In an instant he is on his feet and dashing past his teammates with speed that rivals The Flash. When he kneels he skids to a stop and nearly barrels Dick over but he reaches out and grips the boys shoulders to steady him.
“Robin.”
Or - Dick has a nightmare and goes to find his dad.
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- Part 1 of Soft lil Robins