1 - 20 of 36 Bookmarked Items in why have you read this so many times—MIND YOUR BUSINESS DAVID
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
So, yeah. He was dying. That was a thing. Even if the other Paladins could find him and get to him, they probably wouldn’t be quick enough, not with the way he was losing blood.
————————————
Keith and Red crash land in the middle of a battle, and neither of them may ever be the same.
————————————
A crowd-favorite Whumptober fic, now with a brand new continuation!!
Series
- Part 5 of In which I whump Keith
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,619
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 182
- Kudos:
- 1,184
- Bookmarks:
- 196
- Hits:
- 17,198
-
Bookmark Collections:
-
Summary
Zuko fails to impress the royal family when he's born and is shipped out to be trained as a court assassin. This goes south when he gets scouted by the Yuyan, and learns that his father's quick decision to label him as a non-bender may have been presumptive...
- Words:
- 5,651
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 241
-
Bookmark Collections:
-
Fifteen Stories Down by the-night-gods-moon (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
01 Jul 2021
Tags
Summary
When a series of explosions brings down a hotel in the heart of Tokyo, Detective Light Yagami finds himself trapped in the company of the strangest man he's ever met.
(In other words, an excuse for me to write 7k of these two just talking to each other)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,150
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 41
- Kudos:
- 759
- Bookmarks:
- 162
- Hits:
- 5,125
-
Bookmark Collections:
-
Love like a common cold by supercrunch
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Jun 2020
Tags
Summary
Katsuki remembers it, vaguely; they’d gone out for patrol and immediately gotten mobbed by Uwabami’s rabid fans. Some guy asked for a hug. He had most of his face covered, and he wouldn’t let go even though Uwabami kept telling him to stop. Yaoyorozu had seen it and Katsuki had stepped in, yanking him off Uwabami but the guy grabbed him instead and-
“Wait,” he says as his brain catches up with his ears. “What?”
“He tried to attack Uwabami,” says Kestrel patiently. “But you and Bakugou got in the way and-”
“Me and Bakugou?” says Katsuki, digging his ears. “I’m Bakugou.”
(Katsuki and Momo get bodyswapped during their internship. It's terrible. Partly because of the weird new jiggly bits, but mostly because Momo now has to deal with Katsuki's giant, nauseating crush on Izuku Midoriya.
And Katsuki, unfortunately, has to deal with fucking Todoroki.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 25,394
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 14
- Comments:
- 304
- Kudos:
- 4,386
- Bookmarks:
- 1,289
- Hits:
- 38,025
-
Bookmark Collections:
-
There is Pain in Art by SaltySeagull
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Oct 2020
Tags
Summary
Snapshots of one Todoroki Shouto's life and his mad drawing skills, bro.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,298
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 25
- Kudos:
- 1,447
- Bookmarks:
- 271
- Hits:
- 12,100
-
Bookmark Collections:
-
Tags
Summary
The pen is mightier than the sword, or how Zuko saves the day via the power of good penmanship.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,686
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 191
- Kudos:
- 7,633
- Bookmarks:
- 1,900
- Hits:
- 64,383
-
Bookmark Collections:
-
Tags
Summary
“His name is Hua Cheng?” Xie Lian can’t help but smile, touching the fingers that stranger held so gracefully. “It suits him!”
“Your highness,” chokes Feng Xin, his familiar voice made strange with pain. “That creature, he—”
“He?” Xie Lian prompts when Feng Xin falters.
“He fucking murdered Mu Qing!”
—
500 years ago, Hua Cheng challenged 35 gods with his ashes and their divinity on the line. 34 of those gods accepted.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,245
- Chapters:
- 6/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 296
- Kudos:
- 1,080
- Bookmarks:
- 305
- Hits:
- 15,571
-
Bookmark Collections:
-
The One Where Anakin and Padmé Are Pen Pals by Fialleril
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
10 Jul 2016
Tags
Summary
In which Padmé and Anakin keep in touch after TPM, and this changes literally everything.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,865
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 138
- Kudos:
- 7,193
- Bookmarks:
- 1,417
- Hits:
- 67,611
-
Bookmark Collections:
-
Tags
Summary
“Do you know?” says Angel. “The Dream Devil and the Nightmare Devil are lovers.”
Aki lives a strange, normal human life.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,108
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 110
- Kudos:
- 2,577
- Bookmarks:
- 648
- Hits:
- 20,831
-
Bookmark Collections:
-
they say there's good grief by sabaramond
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
17 Nov 2019
Tags
Summary
but how can you tell it from the bad?
or, giyuu begins the painstaking process of trying to remember how to be a functional human being.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,269
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 208
- Kudos:
- 6,858
- Bookmarks:
- 1,469
- Hits:
- 63,929
-
Bookmark Collections:
-
United States v. Barnes, 617 F. Supp. 2d 143 (D.D.C. 2015) by fallingvoices, radialarch
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
29 Sep 2014
Tags
Summary
The Associated Press @AP
Winter Soldier set to stand trial for Washington D.C. massacre and treason apne.ws/1og6SWE- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,605
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 35
- Comments:
- 1,974
- Kudos:
- 31,238
- Bookmarks:
- 12,809
- Hits:
- 550,539
-
Bookmark Collections:
-
Double Agent Vader by Fialleril
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
06 Dec 2017
Summary
The one where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion.
This is a collection of oneshots that all fit into the same universe, but posted in no particular order. Updated when the muse strikes me.
Alternate summary, according to TV Tropes: A man attempts to escape slavery by turning into one of his culture heroes, teaching his daughter how to do magic, killing people, and flower arranging.
For more about this 'verse, check out the tag on my tumblr.
- Words:
- 90,991
- Works:
- 20
- Bookmarks:
- 7,384
-
Bookmark Collections:
-
Tags
Summary
Her daughter is five years old when Ursa realises what she and Ozai have been doing to their children. By each choosing one to bestow with their approval, they’re pitting them against one another. Perhaps Ozai is doing it on purpose, but Ursa isn’t. She resolves to heal the damage she has done.
In which Ursa tries to be a better parent to Azula, and it doesn’t change very much. And then, quite abruptly, it changes everything.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,297
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 39
- Comments:
- 1,031
- Kudos:
- 19,526
- Bookmarks:
- 5,830
- Hits:
- 145,004
-
Bookmark Collections:
-
How to Make Darth Vader do his Taxes: A Documentation by one Accountant who is Not Paid Enough by LizaGreen
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
11 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
Neira Stormchaser was once a slave on Tatooine. Having fled servitude to the Hutts, she had made a space for herself on Imperial Centre until she is handed a file regarding a particular person's insane accounts and expenses (who in the Galaxy crashes this many starships??).
She would like the record to state, she is not paid enough to chase Dark Lords around their own Cruiser, whether they be avoiding her, bowing to a Depur or murdering incompetent officers and/or grumpy old men from the Desert. She is definitely not paid enough to deal with Kitster eating popcorn in the background or Kix's constant babying of said Dark Lord.
Firmus Piett would just like a nap.
Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 41,218
- Chapters:
- 10/?
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 284
- Kudos:
- 1,926
- Bookmarks:
- 552
- Hits:
- 37,643
-
Bookmark Collections:
-
The Lies We Tell Ourselves by WhatisWithin
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
07 Jul 2022
Tags
Summary
Three AUs into one.
-Anakin is found by the Sith before the Jedi
-The Empire rises into power far before it does in Canon
-Darth Vader falls in love with Padme, Senator Amidala's handmaiden.“I am the master of all.” His master hissed in his ear while he clutched at his arm, not daring to utter a sound. “The senate, their planets, the very stars they encircle are mine. There is no place you could go, no place you could escape from me, my apprentice. Do not forget your purpose, for I have no use for that which does not serve me. Do you serve me?”
“Yes, my master.”
“Then do not disobey me again.”Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,002
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 84
- Kudos:
- 850
- Bookmarks:
- 174
- Hits:
- 11,548
-
Bookmark Collections:
-
eleutheromania by JewFlexive
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
01 Nov 2020
Tags
Summary
There's a rumor going around the Quarters that there's a general in the Republic Army who was seen wearing the Amarattu, a general who calls himself Sky-Walker and Rain-Bringer, a warrior unfettered and fearless. They say that he’s a Jedi Knight, that he wields a blue lightsaber and calls the slave-clones by the names they chose for themselves. It’s probably bantha shit, but Nima has to admit that even if it is a lie, it's by far the prettiest one she’s heard in years.
With Anakin off-planet on a mission and her anti-slavery bill being blocked at every turn, Padmé is feeling useless, exhausted, and very, very alone. Enter Nima, a twelve-year-old Amivakka slave of one of Orn Free Taa's aides. After being freed, Nima forces Anakin to remember that which he'd rather forget-- and in doing so, saves Padmé, Anakin, and the galaxy.
Series
- Part 1 of desert children
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,343
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 343
- Kudos:
- 5,803
- Bookmarks:
- 2,092
- Hits:
- 48,567
-
Bookmark Collections:
-
so please get your rags and your polishing jars; somebody has to go polish the stars. by Inkaboodle
Fandom Batgirl (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics)
13 Apr 2023
Summary
Tim Drake and Stephanie Brown have time traveled a decade and a half or so back in time from some Real Bad Shit, and almost immediately decided that they can do whatever they want. What's it gonna do, change the future? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it-
Anyway. This mostly means that they've become Guardian Angels of an appropriately unhinged variety befitting their Gotham Dystopia roots, and not a single person under their care knows what the hell is going on.- Words:
- 22,837
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 816
-
Bookmark Collections:
-
a crack in the glass (eye) by carthaginian_berries (salixys) for Electrons
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
21 Jun 2021
Tags
Summary
Okay, so maybe Sokka’s noticed that Zuko’s left eye doesn’t really move that much.
That’s fine. It’s fine, because it’s damaged, and probably injured terribly by some incredibly unlucky accident, and it doesn’t even have an eyelid, so like — Sokka can work with this. Maybe it just doesn’t have any functioning nerves anymore. Sometimes, eyes just don’t move; it’s all perfectly normal, a regular day, just like Zuko strolling into the Western Air Temple to volunteer himself as Aang’s firebending teacher/prisoner/Not A Friend.
Walking in on said firebending teacher/prisoner/Not A Friend polishing an entire entirely-detached eyeball? Not so fine.
or: zuko has a glass eye. toph is fully ready to exploit the fact.
-
Bookmark Collections:
-
-
but to die, like this? by citruspromenade
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
Feng Xin's journey to become the God of Lust is a long one, and honestly not even worth it, given how he dies before he even has a ceremony.
.
“Mu Qing,” he begins, blood dripping to his lap. “Mu Qing -”
“Don’t speak,” Mu Qing hisses, voice thick with tears. “Save your strength. You idiot, if you die here I’ll find you in the ghost realm and I’ll kill you again - there’s so much I have to say - don’t die, don’t fucking die, don’t you dare die - don’t you dare leave me -”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 47,388
- Chapters:
- 3/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 259
- Kudos:
- 809
- Bookmarks:
- 239
- Hits:
- 10,962
-
Bookmark Collections:
-
On the Flip Side by Tuntunaa for euphoricimage
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
06 Jul 2023
Tags
Summary
In which Kamado Tanjirou met Tsuyuri Kanao a year before the Demon King paid a visit.
---
"... What is the meaning of this," Shinobu gritted her teeth. "Tsuchinoe Tsuyuri Kanao."
Kanao stared at her sister’s eyes and flinched, but didn’t move. Behind her was the demon, who was her enemy. The demon, who preyed on humans. The demon, who she had to kill.
The demon, who was hugging the corpse of his mother, crying out like a cornered animal. The demon, who stared at her with fear and sorrow. The demon, who was once her friend.
“It’s Tanjirou-san, Nee-san,” Kanao whispered shakily.
Shinobu’s eyes flickered. “It’s no longer Tanjirou. That’s a demon you are protecting.”
Series
- Part 1 of On the Flip Side Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 45,763
- Chapters:
- 21/?
- Comments:
- 409
- Kudos:
- 1,612
- Bookmarks:
- 393
- Hits:
- 49,692
-
Bookmark Collections: