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Chuuya has never really been one to spend his day off of work with a kid from an enemy organization. No one probably is, logically, because even crossing paths with one of them in public would cause a ruckus, a hassle to deal with on a day off.
And yet here he is, looking at hats in a millinery store with Miyazawa Kenji from the Agency.
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Chuuya was taken aback, this boy just continued to surprise him. “Even though you’re also strong, you’re still human like me, you aren’t invincible either.”
The child probably didn’t even know the weight his words carried right now, but Chuuya couldn’t help but blink away the tears that had begun to form in his eyes.
He never thought that he’d have a heart to heart with the agency’s sunshine.
[ or : the one where Chuuya and Kenji bump into each-other again, only this time under different circumstances. ]
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Tommy has a secret. No one knows. Not the nice lady at the corner store, not the weird guy at the video game store, not Tubbo, and certainly not any of his housemates. He's an alien, sent to study Earth. It's not easy, keeping that secret when he's living with three humans, but he can do it, he's sure.
Wilbur has a secret. He's not told a soul and never intends to . He's an alien, sent to study humans on Earth, so that his people can make first official contact. It's not easy hiding what he truly is, especially when it comes to his three human housemates.
Technoblade has a secret. He's very good at keeping it, but sometimes it's... difficult, around his three human housemates. Loathe as he is to admit it, Technoblade cares about them, and perhaps even feels guilt over his lies. His race wants him to determine whether or not Earth is an ally or an invasion site. But, for the sake of his people and new friends, he will keep his secret.
Phil does not have a secret. He has never, once in his life, kept his mouth shut, even when Puffy tells him to. It's not his fault no one else believes aliens exist. At least his new housemates, normal as they are, seem to tolerate it better than the last guys.
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“Perfect. Absolutely perfect.” Phil takes a scone, nodding. “Have you taken out any life insurance lately?”
Techno only laughs. Phil laughs too. They laugh for approximately fifteen seconds. It’s weird.\\
or: techno takes on a sketchy babysitting gig to make some money. he’s not entirely sure they’re not trying to murder him.
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- Part 1 of Technoblade's Entirely Average Life
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15 Jun 2026
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i'm fucking crying what the hell is this (it's peak)
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“You’re not my son,” his savior said.
“Nope.” Techno nodded towards the guy lying unconscious at his feet. “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell these clowns too.”
“Well, that’s gonna be a problem…” They lowered the baseball bat, streaked with blood. “You do look exactly like Wil though, if I didn’t know any better I’d say you two were twins.”
Or: sleep-deprived college student Techno Blade doesn’t know if there’s a good way to find out he bears an uncanny resemblance to the heir of a notorious crime syndicate, but being mistaken for said heir and kidnapped by a rival gang is certainly not it.