Bat Jokes
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Before the joker, he was the red hood... an angry and bored man going around killing and robbing banks just for the thrill. Everything in the world bores him until that certain black-eared rodent showed up. Suddenly, his grey world burst into colors and he genuinely smiles.
Nowadays his smile is permanent, it's just so much fun having the bat as a playmate!
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- Part 1 of Nemesis series
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(In an alternate time line, Batman was Batwoman (Nothing to do with the other one though). And the joker, was still the joker, except a female. All of the female characters will be male and all of the male characters will be female)
After sending the infamous Joker into arkham once again. The crazed clown plots a new plan.
No tricks.
No hostages.
No death.
Only a baby.
And that baby will turn the bat into the thing she has been desiring the most.
A mother.
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No Tomorrow by BrotherToebee
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Batman - All Media Types
19 May 2018
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"See, you know this already but you don't like to think about it too much. It's what feeds you just like it feeds me; Gotham is beautiful - and she is rotten, corrupt to the core. Always was and always will be. You cut off one head... There's no escaping it - that city is asking for it."
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- Part 1 of Invasion AU
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Никогда не заходите к супер-герою и супер-злодею без стука.
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Bookmarked by Darfaos
04 Aug 2020
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Просто рыдаю
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He’d won, but had been shot during the fight. Plugged right in the outer thigh, one gloved hand gripping over the wound, staring at Batman with his wings up in a wavering position, defensive then dropping down, showing as much surrender as Joker’s eyes show defiance.
“Bad night?” Is what Batman asks, voice dry.Series
- Part 1 of Batwings
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The scent of the Joker was a distinct bitter chemical smell but on that night on the rooftops it was tempered with the sweetness of an Omega in heat. The Joker's anatomy was so twisted Batman had never considered how he dealt with his heats, or how in his own way the Joker already considered Batman to be his Alpha. Maybe it was just his bleeding heart but he couldn't just leave the Joker to his suffering. When he had said he wanted to help the Joker he meant it, even if that meant abandoning his chances for another relationship forever.
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Split souls leave wounds by the_captains_platonic_masquerade
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
22 Oct 2020
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Batman and Joker return to Earth, accepting their lasting ties and finding ways to keep their connection now that they are out in the more complicated world. But they left some unfinished business out in the stars and now the two must work together again to right their wrongs. But now with the Justice League watching their every move.
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- Part 2 of Two sided blade soul mate theory
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Batter, Batter, Swing by orphan_account
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman - All Media Types
07 Jun 2014
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The Joker steals a kiss from his beloved Bat, and then one from the illustrious playboy Bruce Wayne.
Unfortunately for Bruce, it's not that hard to put two and two together.
