Good Potterhead Shit
a bunch of fics that I liked.
the majority is dramione, tomione, slytherin!Hermione, grey morale and alternative universe.
very slytherin friendly and very dumbledore and weasley (mostly ron) unfriendly.
warning: there is a lot of smut, ahem, sorry not sorry
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Tom Riddle finds a mysterious girl on the steps of Hogwarts. When he finds out she's from the future, he decides he can't live without her. Written for the very first Tomione Fest hosted by Tomione Fanfics on FB!
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Of course Hermione Granger would encounter Draco Malfoy at a Slytherin common room party. What she hadn’t expected was to have something in common with him, leading them to make a drunken marriage pact. It meant nothing, right? They both thought so.
Their worlds collide when the ancient magic of an Unbreakable Vow is activated ten years later, compelling them to honor their unintended marriage pact or face death. As they struggle against the binding magic, they uncover hidden layers of each other’s lives and begin to question their long-held beliefs. In the process, they discover that the line between love and hate is thinner than they ever imagined.
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- Part 1 of Till Death Do Us Part
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"They say nobody wins a war. Hermione Granger plans to prove them wrong, even if it takes rewriting the past."
With both her best friends killed in the Final Battle against Voldemort, 32 year old Unspeakable Hermione only has one goal in life- to turn back time and try again.
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It's girl's night out, and Luna's got a magic pair of glasses that can help Hermione to find the man of her dreams. Hermione's not looking for anything special, though, she just wants a good kisser.
Inspired by the music video for Findin' A Good Man by Danielle Peck.
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"'Are you sure you can manage it, Granger?'"
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Hermione has, once again, gotten caught for being out after hours. Dumbledore and McGonagall agree that the best punishment for her...is to work for the slytherin quidditch team.
how will she survive?
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dramione*sexual content and slight sexual assault/harassment*
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“Miss Granger. Mr Weasley. And Mr Malfoy.”
Hermione groaned. What kind of foul luck did she have that she just had to be grouped with a pair of Wizards that were – for the past three weeks – embroiled in some obnoxious, maddening pissing contest?
And somehow, she recently – through no actions of her own – had gotten stuck in the middle of it.
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This sixth year, Hermione's biggest concern is acing all her classes. She doesn't have time for Malfoy and Ron's annoying battle of the egos. But when a magical injury lands her in the infirmary, helped by the last person she'd expect, she suddenly realizes she has a solution to her problem.
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Five years after the war, Hermione Granger has very little time for something like a relationship. She's far too busy trying to run the Bureau for Endangered Creatures efficiently, dealing with budget cuts and ignorant ministry officials and finding a way to somehow restore her parents' memories, who are still in Australia and none the wiser about the existence of their daughter.
When she discovers that the Wizengamot plans to use Draco Malfoy as a scapegoat whilst dealing with elusive Voldemort loyalists, she offers to testify for him. She's not quite sure how it led to her trying on wedding dresses under the watchful eye of Narcissa Malfoy.
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Draco's stuck working as a sex-advice columnist after the Ministry impounded both his family's money and Malfoy Manor. He traded on his sex god reputation at Hogwarts in order to get the job, but there are a few small problems: he's a virgin, and he also has no idea what he's talking about.
When Hermione Granger arrives at his office, irate at the poor quality of his advice, Draco finds himself blackmailed into letting her instruct him on the proper way to give sex advice. She apparently gets up to some pretty creative sexual practices in her spare time, but she's also an irritating, intrusive know-it-all. Draco should be chomping at the bit to get rid of her, so why is he fantasizing about her all the time?
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smoke signals by blue_keyboard
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Fandom
12 Jun 2026
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Voldemort gives Draco Malfoy a task, but it isn't finishing off Dumbledore. In the summer before sixth year, a reluctant Draco shows up in Hermione Granger's muggle suburb to warn her that he has been sent to kill her and her family. Everything changes.
A Hogwarts/Wartime/Aftermath three-book epic.
NOW COMPLETE!
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- Part 1 of you must have been looking for me
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The books would paint it as something gloriously tragic. They would say that Draco is a work of art: copper stains on his teeth, wrists thin and carnations knitting his ribs together. A boy hopelessly and deliriously in love.
Perhaps that is true, but so is this - Draco Malfoy is dying and it is Hermione Granger who has led him here.