Naruto Heart Attacks
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Dr. Namizake is the new sexy as fuck doctor at Konoha General. He's the source of all the gossip and the crush of everyone. The perfect alpha with his strong beefy arms, dazzling smile, and friendly personality. Anyone would consider themselves lucky to be the object of his affection.
Well almost everyone.
Sasuke wants him to stop sending him fucking flowers.
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Assigned to evaluate Naruto for Jonin promotion, Shikamaru expected a mission filled with tactical analysis—not a quiet revelation. Naruto, once brash and unpredictable, has grown into something brilliant, steady, and strong. As the days unfold and their connection deepens, Shikamaru begins to realise that sometimes the most beautiful sunbeams are the ones that break through your carefully guarded skies.
But not everyone is ready to let Naruto go. With shadows from the past still clinging close, Shikamaru must prove that love doesn’t have to burn to be real—it can heal, too.
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That was the kind of job you gave to someone expendable, or someone you didn’t trust with the real fight. Shikamaru couldn’t help but think that Kakashi was building this plan on a fantasy Team 7. The Sasuke who was a tactical prodigy. The Sakura who was composed and sharp under pressure. The Kakashi who could coordinate flawlessly from above the fight.
None of those versions had ever existed in the field. But the one who’d never failed a mission? The one who’d always adapted, always delivered? That guy was getting sidelined.
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Naruto scoffed, settling his gaze on her now. If looks could kill she’d need an entire medic team. “Oh, I’m immature? Your idea of a workable plan is crying, getting captured, or my personal favourite of screaming for me to come save you. What were you doing while I was fighting off the Sound Trio in the Forest of Death? Oh yes, you were crying. You nearly got yourself crushed following Sasuke into battle with Gaara. What was your workable plan there? Were you going to hug him until he calmed down like the last time? You’re supposed to be the level headed perceptive one, but I still had to come drag you out of a genjutsu during the war before you got yourself killed. Hell, remember that spike trap? I yanked you clear and took the fall myself. You just stood there and watched me go down. I’ve put myself between you and danger more times than I can count. When was the last time you put yourself there for me.”
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Then he looked at Naruto. Standing tall, composed, and confident. Positively glowing. “About time.” He muttered. Only Naruto heard him, the corner of his mouth twitching upwards.
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Naruto’s mouth twitched. “Let me guess — all the parts where I kept everyone breathing?” “Pretty much.” Shikamaru’s tone was dry, but his gaze was steady. “You’ve been carrying them for years, and they’ve been treating you like dead weight while you did it.”
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When the last enemy went down, the others looked around — and it was obvious. The only one who hadn’t been in danger, the one they’d been moving with instead of around, was Naruto.
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The sunlight caught him just so — hair brighter than it had any right to be and damp at the ends. His posture was loose but upright, like he hadn’t yet forgotten that he’d just run point on a mission and it had gone flawlessly. Shikamaru realised, suddenly, that without the constant push to play the clown, Naruto was… beautiful. Not in a fragile, polished way.
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After a few moments it came to him. Tazuna had been one of the first labourers to respond to Konoha’s call for aid after the Pain attack. He had been in charge of one of the rebuild units. Shikamaru had even crossed paths with him once or twice. He’d been a rather gruff looking older man, and had brought an apprentice with him, but had been extremely competent. Thinking back, Shikamaru was pretty sure they had asked after Naruto specifically when they arrived.
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What the actual hell is going on with these missions? Increased to S Rank? This was supposed to be a simple diplomatic mission and yet Shikamaru had so many unanswered questions.
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Naruto’s mouth flattened, then eased. “Jiraiya trained me for results. Hit harder. Last longer. Make it work. No… names for the in-between bits.” He glanced sideways. “I want the names.”
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Ito scratched the letters, then looked at the clean columns like they’d done a trick. He cleared his throat. “You can definitely come back, blondie,” he said, which this time meant please.
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He stabbed his own palm clean through to shake the chain and bled the poison out enough to move his fingers. That’s the sort of idiot he is—my kind of idiot. Inari still asks after him, by the way. When we came to help rebuild your place after that big mess, we asked for the blond first thing. He makes rooms lighter. That’s not mystic talk; that’s a foreman’s note. Jobs go faster when he’s there. You need me to sign anything formal, I can scrawl my name on the bottom. But if you’re the kind of man who understands weight: I’d trust that kid with my life again and the bridge fund twice. If your paper needs a why, write this—because he did the work. —Tazuna Bridge Builder, Land of Waves
P.S. If you send him this way, I’ll buy him a drink and make him carry lumber like the rest of us. Tell him the current’s good and the bolts are holding. We’re all breathing because of him.
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One day he quits as Kazekage, looks to the horizon, and disappears.
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“And then, there’s Sasuke, He went to trial before the Elders because, yes. He did some shitty things to everyone. But—well, we've all forgiven him. I've forgiven him.” He frowns as if remembering something. “And it's not as if we don't get along. I mean, he speaks to me and all, but he’s not—” He clears his throat. “He’s not the friend I once knew.”
“I guess, that they all grew up at one point. War changes people, and your friends are no different.” He taps the side of his cup where it's chipped. “But I don’t think you will feel this way forever.” He risks a glimpse at Naruto. “Maybe you haven’t finished growing up yet.”
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“Naruto,” he almost sobs, his eyes searching for blue ones, “I went to war for you.”
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Naruto presses their foreheads together, breathing the same air before taking a step back. “Wait for me,” he says. It sounds cheesy, but neither of them cares. Gaara wants to say I always do, but he only ends up nodding.
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“I'm not supposed to know you are ANBU.” Gaara drags Naruto by his hair just so he can steal a kiss. “For the love of—since when?”
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Naruto sometimes thrusts up into Gaara's hand, and the sight alone is enough to make Gaara gasp. Ninjas are supposed to use their bodies for the fulfillment of their missions, whatever the situation—he knows this. Still, he hopes nobody gets to see Naruto like this. The jealousy alone might kill him.
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Naruto promises to be back within the week. Gaara thinks that's undoable, but he has learned his lesson when it comes to underestimating Naruto. Instead, he plays along, telling Naruto he better keep his word if he knows what's good for him. Later, Ogawa-san catches him strolling by her farm and ushers him inside for a cup of tea.
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So he starts by being patient. It's no small feat, considering Naruto returns with enough condoms and lube to promote safe sex among the entire population of Tanigakure.
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As with most things, the winter becomes colder before giving way to spring. Water freezes, snow falls, people get sick. At Naruto's fourth sneeze in a row, Gaara decides enough is enough and tells Naruto to go back home to warmer weather. Naruto whines, and frowns, and throws little tantrums.
Gaara doesn't give in. “The Kazekage in you is showing, you know,” Naruto grunts. He goes home. Only to come back two weeks later, the little shit.
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Now, however, he's never alone. There's an old lady who pesters him like a grandmother, siblings who drop by unannounced just to spite him, and his best (first, only, perfect, his) friend who no longer qualifies as a mere friend, and who always kisses him behind the right ear in greeting.
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They don't say the words, but Gaara grabs Naruto by the wrist once and says, “Be patient with me.” Naruto turns pink and then gifts him with his goofiest grin. “Whenever you are ready.” Naruto's waiting for Gaara, that's the reason why he doesn't say them either. Not that he has to. Gaara already knows.
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[“I’m leaving,” he says quietly, hitching his bag of meager belongings so it sits more comfortably on his back. He doesn’t own much, anymore. “I just wanted to say goodbye.”
She writes up a fake mission, to help with restoration in other towns, timeframe: indefinite.
“Come back and visit every once in a while,” she says, handing him a bag of money.
He doesn’t promise, because he hates breaking promises.]
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Gaara greets him at the village entrance. He is alone, half in shadow as the sun sets. “Naruto,” he greets once he comes near with a small nod and an even smaller smile. Naruto falls into his arms and weeps.
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Gaara helps him sit up against the headboard when his arms shake too much to be of much use. And it’s nice, for someone to care about him—for him—for once. He can’t remember the last time someone was this gentle, this caring, towards him. Months and month and months and maybe years or decades or centuries or eons, maybe. Gaara even helps him lift the water to his lips when his hands tremble and the water sloshes over the rim.
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“Thanks, Gaara.” Naruto slips closer and closer to unconsciousness, but he thinks he hears Gaara say, “Anything for you.”
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He sleeps for an entire week, waking only when Gaara or Temari plead for him to drink or have a bite to eat. They don’t nag him otherwise. They’re a quiet presence in the corner as he sleeps, watching over him, keeping him safe.
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Maybe it’s because Gaara is gentle with him, but not like he’s broken, but like he’s something precious that Gaara wants to treasure forever.
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“Are you asking me to marry you?” Gaara remains stubbornly impassive, expression carefully neutral. But Naruto can see the cautious nervousness hidden in the small crease in his brow. “I am providing an option.”
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Hands grip his shoulders. “Naruto.” To an outsider, he sounds stern, but Naruto knows Gaara is concerned. He’s worried, hands gripping him tight to ground him to the present instead of wherever Naruto goes during these episodes.
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“Let’s go to Tsunade-sama, alright? We’re almost there, and then you can sit and have some water.”
“You and your damn water,” Naruto mutters, but he follows along anyway. “It’s good for you.”
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She gives them a calculating look. “Gaara said in his missive that you want to be a Suna citizen.”
Sakura protests behind her, and Naruto flinches back.
But, he holds his head high. “Yeah, I do.” Baa-chan eyes Gaara, then at their clasped hands. “And you want to be his husband?” His flush is full force, but he forces himself to nod. Sakura still protests in the background, though he’s not sure why. “I love him,” he says quietly.
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“I would like to invite Teuchi to the wedding,” Gaara says without preamble.
Naruto’s heart nearly bursts out of his chest. If he hadn’t loved Gaara before, he certainly loves him now. He can’t say anything—the words get stuck in his throat—but he suspects Gaara knows he’s grateful anyway.
“Do you want to have sex tonight?” Gaara asks out of the blue.
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Gaara steps in once he deems the water worthy and pulls Naruto in with a gentle tug on his wrist.
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He finally says softly, hoping Gaara won’t hear him, “I’m too dumb to be a teacher.”
Suddenly, a furious Gaara is in his face. He freezes, almost scared, but he knows Gaara won’t hurt him. “Who the fuck told you that?” Gaara bites out. He’s nearly spitting in his anger.
Naruto doesn’t think he has ever heard Gaara swear like that before. Naruto tries to nonchalantly shrug as if he isn’t bothered.
“Everyone says I’m too dumb.”
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He ignores Gaara, knowing the smug bastard will be hiding a smirk behind his own bowl.
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Naruto comes home from the Kage conference to the love of her emotional family.
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- Part 3 of Gentle Waters
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"Hey! Naruto!"
The blonde stopped and looked back at the pinkette running after her. "Oh. Hey, Sakura. How are you?"
"I'm alright. Don't see you around anymore. What gives?"
She shrugged. "Sai has me most of the time."
Sakura wrinkled her nose. "Sai? What does Sai need you for?"
Need. Quietly, Naruto bristled. Her face however, remained completely impassive. He doesn't need me. He want-
"I don't need her. I want her."
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Gaara's held this crush on Naruto close to his heart since high school and he was okay with that. Naruto had Sasuke, anyways, and as long as Naruto was happy then Gaara could be happy. Christmas break for their last year of community college is nearing, though, and when Naruto and Sasuke break up Gaara finds himself crumbling under the pressure of his feelings. He wants to be a good friend but how can he do that when all of these awful feelings were rising to the surface? Can he come clean to Naruto about how he feels or will he finally crack under the pressure of his heart?
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- Part 7 of Naruto Rare pairs for the Soul
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"You should though." Sasuke insisted. Christ, drunk Sasuke was far more intolerable than sober Sasuke. Go figure. Gaara frowned a little bit.
"Since when were you invested in my personal life?" It was strange to see Sasuke so invested in anything that wasn’t school or Naruto or those cheesy romance movies he insisted he hated but obviously loved. It was even stranger when he was so invested in something involving Gaara.
"Since I practically stole him from you!" Sasuke insisted, his voice louder this time. His expression was different now, too. He looked...guilty? The entire vibe in the room had shifted, something that seemed to be far too common tonight. Sasuke shifted a little bit and then sighed, running a hand through his own hair.
"I knew you liked him when he and I got together.”
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"It isn't ." Sasuke insisted, cutting Gaara off with a frown on his face. He looked away and leaned back, running a hand through his dark hair as he fought to find his words. "I...You and I have never been close like everyone else. I wanted to be friends because...you're a good guy. You're nice and everything. Just with everything between us, with Naruto I just...didn't think we'd be friends. So when we were drinking and having a good time last night I got too comfortable and I ran my mouth. I'm sorry, Gaara. I...I just wanted to be friends."
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EVERYONES FRIENDSHIP IS SO FUCKING CUTE HERE AND EVERYONE IS SO CLOSE ITS SO FUCKING CUTE!!!!