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How to Win Friends and SMASH!

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Series Begun:

2013-02-22

Series Updated:

2020-09-28

Stats:

Words:: 3,978
Works:: 3
Complete:: No
Bookmarks:: 144

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Red Betty by Epiphanyx7 for sunspot (unavoidedcrisis)

Fandoms: The Avengers (2012)
22 Feb 2013
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Summary

Betty knows that Hulk is good, that Hulk will keep Betty safe. This human does not know. This human is not Betty, but she comes close and touches Hulk, and only Betty touches Hulk.

Series
- Part 1 of How to Win Friends and SMASH!
Language:

English

Words:

1,682

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

56

Kudos:

1,125

Bookmarks:

139

Hits:

9,679
Lizzy-Betty by Epiphanyx7

Fandoms: The Incredible Hulk - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 May 2014
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Summary

There is a noise. Not robot noise, this is human-noise, a crying-noise. Hulk squints but there is no human.
Close eyes -- human noise, crying. Robot noise-- going to shoot!

Series
- Part 2 of How to Win Friends and SMASH!
Language:

English

Words:

1,510

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

49

Kudos:

835

Bookmarks:

54

Hits:

5,572
Teeny Cupid by Epiphanyx7

Fandoms: The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
28 Sep 2020
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Summary

Where is Cupid? Did Cupid get smashed? WHO SMASHED CUPID? HULK WILL SMASH THEM. HULK WILL SMASH THEM DEAD.

Series
- Part 3 of How to Win Friends and SMASH!
Language:

English

Words:

786

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

17

Kudos:

351

Bookmarks:

18

Hits:

1,990