💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
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- Creator:
- FountainPenguin
- Series Begun:
- 2016-07-18
- Series Updated:
- 2024-08-31
- Description:
Pieces in the 130 Prompts series that relate to the celebrity kids and friends: Poof, Foop, Goldie, Anti-Marigold, Sammy, Finley, Hiccup (Foop's alt personality), Cavatina (Sanderson's son), Whistle, and Soren (the first fairy and anti-fairy kids born after Poof and Foop).
- Notes:
Spellementary School. Alberich Middle. Carl Poofypants High. Welcome to the best years of the rest of your life.Poof is no stranger to being strong or popular, but discovering he's a gyne - a "queen bee" among fairies - comes with its own challenges. That whole "fighting for dominance" and "driven to kill each other" thing certainly add stress that'll never go away... even if he wasn't incredibly anxious about his on-and-off poly girlfriend (Goldie) or H.P.'s eternal push to hire him at Pixies Inc.
Foop's spent his life fighting for every scrap of respect his Fairy classmates see fit to give him. Exhausted by the complex dance of supporting his mother through a war, juggling his mistress with his actual betrothed, and struggling to restrain an alternate personality growing ever more protective and bitter, you have to wonder... is chasing universal domination even worth it anymore?
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"Be certain we don't kill it by doing this," Anti-Cosmo insisted, pushing open the wooden door at the end of the next hallway. "Anti-Wanda and I have long awaited a child of our own, and it wouldn't really do if this one went dusty on us now. I don't expect we'll get another chance anytime soon."
"Sure."
Early worldbuilding and anatomy study… H.P. and Anti-Cosmo begin to panic when they realize that the newborn baby they've kidnapped is having some breathing problems related to magic deprivation.
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- Part 6 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 1 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 14 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 7 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 8 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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"Please?"
Jorgen on the ground, Anti-Sanderson on the limo floor, H.P. in the front seat. All three of them were literally on their knees, holding up clasped hands as they attacked him on all fronts with anxious eyes. Their evening fun balanced on a thin cord. Anti-Cosmo stared back, his jaw slack against his chest.
Oh my smoke, he thought. Even with the mourning shawl, they really don't know!
Takes place the week before the episode "Anti-Poof." When H.P., Anti-Sanderson, and Jorgen von Strangle get wind of how stressed Anti-Cosmo has become over Anti-Wanda not showing the expected signs of pregnancy, they abduct him for a night of candy, soda, and fun despite his flustered protests.
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- Part 8 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 17 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 2 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 11 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 32 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 3 of ⭐ Personal Faves
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He leaned across the counter with his arms folded. "You're a long way from Hy-Brasil at your age, friend. Welcome to Burger World. What can I get for you?"
Hesitantly, the anti-fairy set his bottle down (though he didn't release it) and braced his palm against the counter. "I need directions down to Earth. And can I get a Number 5 Peppy Meal and a soda?"
Takes place during the episode "Anti-Poof." The Burger World employee doesn't know what to think when Foop, three hours old, wanders in and demands solid food.
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- Part 10 of 💜 Purple Train [Gary Snaps Arc]
- Part 3 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 18 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 20 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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"Can I ask you now to show me whether or not you perform the A-not-B search error?"
"I'm always up for showing off," he sniffed.
"In that case, slide me that jack-in-the-box near your foot, please."
Takes place between the episodes "Anti-Poof" and "Playdate of Doom". Foop is a baby in jail, and Mr. Caudwell is a therapist who begins to notice some oddities in his behavior and mental development.
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- Part 4 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 22 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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Plucking up a round red pillow with her clawed foot, she scratched her head. "Ah thought I heard Foop cryin' 'round here someplace."
"Crrrying? How simply absurd! We ought to take you in to have your poor unpointed ears checked again. Foop does not cry, dearest."
Early character study for the Anti-Cosma family; takes place during the episode "The Terrible Twosome." Foop, afflicted on and off by the Terrific Twos, comes home to make cookies and lemonade with his parents' help.
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- Part 10 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 5 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 13 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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"Cut to the chase, lollipop. What do you want?"
"I want to play on the teeter-totter," Poof said, forcing himself to suppress the growl in his voice, "and you're on it. You were here first and fair is fair, so if you care to join me then you're welcome to."
A month after "School of Crock", Poof and Foop have a discussion about life on the teeter-totter. It would seem the expectations of society are already seeping into their young minds.
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- Part 6 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 2 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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Denzel glances over his notes - the handwriting so scribbled he can barely even read it - and raises his hand. And he's 10 years old again, for just a moment. Just as inquisitive as A.J., Sanjay, and Elmer.
Oh, if 10-year-old Denzel could see him now.
Prompt 32 is "Looking Back," which means we're skipping to the "end" of the Purple Train arc :)
OR- Crocker attends a training class for his new job (teaching at Spellementary School), Poof wonders if he's adopted, Foop fakes his death over a nonexistent latte, and Happy Peppy Gary has a breakdown because carrying 45 years of grief on your shoulders is agony when you've been stuck in a time loop at age 17 for the last 50 years. Buckle up, 'cuz it's gonna be a ride. Enjoy!
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- Part 11 of 💜 Purple Train [Gary Snaps Arc]
- Part 7 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 53 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 27 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 6 of 💛 Yellow Train [Remy Arc]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 23,610
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
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- 196
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"Uh… Poof? Are you okay in here?"
"Maybe this is what it feels like when you're about to have a baby." Poof cracked open an eyelid. "Hey, Foop. Maybe you can come in here and talk to me? It'll probably help take my mind off feeling sick, and I've never seen you ever run out of things to say."
"You say that like you ever got bored of saying 'Poof poof' for years on end. I wouldn't really be insulting me at a time like this. I am, after all, the only one left here to look after you."
There's really no non-horrifying way to say Poof and Foop are shedding their exoskeletons today.
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- Part 8 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 11 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 21 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 14 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 36 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 12 of 💜 Purple Train [Gary Snaps Arc]
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"Yep. That's why we've gotta do this while Cosmo and Wanda are asleep." Timmy placed his hands on the floor and leaned in. "Our mission? We're going to Pixies Inc. to score the hottest deals on all the coolest stuff. For Jorgen, obviously. Not because there's a certain limited edition, all-thought-to-have-been-destroyed Red Ninja video game I really want to buy or anything."
Chloe shook her head. "Timmy, did you really wait until the last possible day to pick up a present?"
"I have a short attention span and I put things off to play video games!"
Time for Timmy to find a gift for the Fairy Reunion gift exchange is running out, and Gray Tuesday may be his last hope- even if today is for Pixies what Friday the 13th is for Anti-Fairies.
OR, Finley lets his waggle dance mind control powers get the best of him, Timmy finds a clock, and Chloe kicks the Head Pixie in the face.
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- Part 9 of 💗 Pink Train [FOP Main Cast]
- Part 9 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 12 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 22 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 21 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 43 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 10 of ⭐ Personal Faves
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"Mother, could we perhaps not discuss this on Foop's special day? At least not here?"
Cowardly old man, Foop thought. He took another slow sip of his hot chocolate to avoid snapping something that Hiccup might regret. Take a step back. Best behavior. Be strong for the return of greenhouse privileges.
Foop's entire extended family have arrived at the castle to celebrate him shedding his square body for his juvenile one, and as time goes on, he and his alternate personality begin to fidget.
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- Part 10 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 13 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 9 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 4 of ❤️ Red Train [Shippy Stuff]
- Part 24 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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"One minute I was playing with my new laser pointer - which has nothing on the laser I hooked up to the observatory at my father's castle, by the way - and the next, I had ouchies all up and down my face! He got in a fight and I had to take as much damage as he did!"
"I hit Finley," Poof said, too pure and innocent to lie. Oh, mothballs… Just fall victim to the art of lying someday, for smoke's sake…
"He totally hit Finley," the pixie agreed, peeking out from behind Gary's leg.
For once, Foop's tendency for violence isn't the reason he and Poof are in the Spellementary School office at the same time. Poof's the one who tackled a pixie kid for saying he's adopted. Foop? … He's willing to let this play out.
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- Part 54 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 11 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 13 of 💜 Purple Train [Gary Snaps Arc]
- Part 11 of 💗 Pink Train [FOP Main Cast]
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Whenever possible, my parents try to schedule their date nights for the 31st day of the month. After a painful spring and summer of trying to align their schedules, Timmy and Chloe finally came to an agreement: my parents would hang out with him on odd-numbered days of the month and Chloe on the evens. On the 31st, my parents get each other.
Sometimes I wish they would have given that day with my parents to me.
A year after "Certifiable Super Sitter," Poof is due to spend spring break with his grandfather, Big Daddy. He spends the bus ride there reflecting on his life, increasingly worried about how little time he might have left with his godbrother, Timmy...
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- Part 55 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 29 of ⭐ Personal Faves
- Part 12 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 12 of 💗 Pink Train [FOP Main Cast]
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"No, no! I just… I was being stupid. I just lost control for a second. Finley was just, like… taunting me and saying that I'm adopted." The memory flares tears in my eyes. I sniff, sort of pathetically, and wipe my eyes on the back of my hand. "But I'm not… I'm a Cosma and a Fairywinkle."
"Adopted," Big Daddy repeats. He flicks his eyes from my crown to shoes. They coast along the freckles down my sides. He shakes his head then. Firm. "You wouldn't have the gene for lateral spots if you weren't a Fairywinkle. Your pheromones match the family's too. Cherry almond. Even if yours are underdeveloped, I can sniff that on you from here. Forget about it, Poof… There's no doubt about it. My little cannoli Wanda is your mother, as sure as I'm your granddaddy."
"Okay…"
Three Spellementary School kids visit their older relatives for spring break (with a scoop of introspection on top).
Series
- Part 56 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 13 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 43 of ⭐ Personal Faves
- Part 28 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 13 of 💗 Pink Train [FOP Main Cast]
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Rosencrantz shot him a beaming smile. He whirred over to the tree and gave one fruit on a dangling branch a yank. It snapped back with a comedic twang.
"I got it! I got the citrus!" He thrust it triumphantly into the air, humming his wings. "I feel like I'm in one of Finley's video games."
If two pixies sneak into Foop's private greenhouse to steal a rare citrus and no one is around, do magical alarms make a sound?
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- Part 23 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 14 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 29 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,371
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
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- 136
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Father hasn't been home in 77,776 years. "Flitting between scads of licentious women, no doubt," I used to quip when the media asked, but when Mother's sideways glances turned more hurt than scolding, I dropped my jokes and never tried again. Only she can ever make my ears burn so hot (I swear, the dame's disappointed gaze is single-handedly preventing me from tearing a third hole in the fabric of space and time).
Anti-Cosmo disappears without a trace, leaving Foop and Anti-Wanda to face a bitter war against the Fairies without him.
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- Part 49 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 14 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 15 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 20 of ⭐ Personal Faves
- Part 24 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 26 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
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Poof clenched his fists and struggled to shake his way from his mother's straight-jacket grip. "You guys always have to be so stubborn. It was a whole nother new millennium last week! Times have changed from when you were growing up and went to school."
"Change is for humans, sport."
Wanda and Cosmo, love their son they may, just aren't as thrilled as they could be to learn that Poof is dating a will o' the wisp. They just don't understand him! Surely Foop will back him up?
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- Part 16 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 19 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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"Call off your dog, Foop. We're all miserable in this heat as it is, so instead of pouring salt in the wound and then sending bad luck after it, let's all sit down, shut up, and work hard so we can all get out of here before dinner. Why do they even hand wands out to Anti-Fairies?"
The claw at the tip of Foop's wing gave a slight twitch. "Oh, grow up, Mr. Popular."
Early character study for the celebrity kids… Poof and Goldie, young adolescents, bump into Foop and Anti-Marigold when filling out the paperwork to receive their new wands.
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- Part 17 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 24 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 9 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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Poof narrowed his eyes. "You don't even know how to play."
"Oh, if that's what you think, then mentally prepare yourself to see what Uncle Cosmo got me when I paid a visit to him on his last birthday. Which you never bothered to show up for, I might add. Wallah! Feast your eyes upon this nasty crumpet!"
"'How to Play Saucerbee Like Henry Huddlewand: An Instant Classic.'"
Poof tries out for the Carl Poofypants High School saucerbee team. Foop wants to join in, but Coach is reluctant to let an Anti-Fairy play.
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- Part 18 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 15 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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"I'll just take the grade you think I deserve. I'm just in school because it's fun and I like to learn, but it doesn't bother me if I get a bad score. But, ah, please just don't punish Foop because I cheated off him. He did everything right, and he deserves his stars."
"You're not concerned about how this might affect your future?" she asked.
I looked at her. "Um. I'm a prince. Foop and I are going to be High Count of the Anti-Fairies someday, even if we score zero stars in your class. So no, I actually don't care about this."
A day in the life of Foop's alternate personality: Carl Poofypants High School tales.
Series
- Part 19 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 15 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 25 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 22 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 45 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 12 of ⭐ Personal Faves
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,565
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 388
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Poof held out his cupped hands. Cosmo held the keys out at arm's length, watching the beads and feathers and metal springs and tiny plastic monuments swing and twinkle. They bopped forward… then back. Even Sparky lifted his head and pricked his ears.
This was so weird. Wanda had never even driven Darla before. Not even once. Of course she hadn't. Because Darla was his car!
"Just to visit Westley and Blonda?" Cosmo asked, unable to tear his eyes away.
After Poof begs to drive his car halfway across Fairy World, Cosmo struggles to master the art of letting go. Kids grow up so fast...
Series
- Part 50 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 20 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 11 of ❤️ Red Train [Shippy Stuff]
- Part 21 of ⭐ Personal Faves
- Part 25 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 10 of 💗 Pink Train [FOP Main Cast]