Write ALL the Hobbit AUs!
Series Metadata
Listing Series
-
Tags
Summary
The Mummy AU
.
.
.
Archaeologist Billa Baggins hires Thorin Oakenshield to be her guide to the ancient city of Erebor. All the past expeditions to find the city have been in vain and no one has ever returned whole and healthy from such an attempt but Billa firmly believes it can be done. All that talk of the sons of Durin being cursed to roam Middle Earth forever until the kingdom was reclaimed were nonsense of course, as was the rumour of a winged serpent that was said to guard the city. She was going to find the Book of the Arkenstone no matter what and nobody was going to stop her!Series
- Part 1 of Write ALL the Hobbit AUs!
-
Of autopsies and emotional constipation by Cluck_and_Peck
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
19 Jan 2015
Tags
Summary
Thorin is a homicide detective who does not like changes. Like the new ME, for instance, who is far too adorable to be dissecting dead people and humming while doing so.
With Gandalf Gremaine as their Captain though, change is inevitable and so Thorin grudgingly accepts Bilba Baggins expertise.
But the humming has to stop.
Series
- Part 2 of Write ALL the Hobbit AUs!
-
Tags
Summary
Dharma and Greg AU
In which polar opposites meet, fall in love and get married, all in the space of one tiny little day. And to think, it all started on a subway station.
Series
- Part 3 of Write ALL the Hobbit AUs!
-
Tags
Summary
When Thorin retired from his wonderful, exciting, high risk job in the CIA for 'various reasons', Hobbiton seemed like the perfect place to settle down. It was quiet, remote and no one would ever think of looking for him here, which was great because he'd probably pissed off a lot of people in his last undercover job when he'd taken off the arm of the high ranking Uruk captain, Azog. Yes, it was entirely perfect, with its pretty little gardens and its rolling hills and its wildflowers and...
Oh who was he kidding, he hated it.
But the new neighbour was okay.
Series
- Part 4 of Write ALL the Hobbit AUs!
-
Tags
Summary
In which Belle Baggins goes on The Quest to Erebor in an attempt to lose her virginity.
Series
- Part 5 of Write ALL the Hobbit AUs!