Happy Birthday Mr. Hale
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He expected some level of chaos to greet him. He did not expect to see Stiles standing shirtless in the living room, wearing a sparkly tiara on his head and a pink tutu over his jeans, holding Mia's tea set in one hand and a plastic sword in the other.
Stiles flushed, pink splotching his cheeks and spreading halfway down his pale, toned chest. Derek wanted to bite it, wanted to pinch those puffy nipples and tease them with his tongue, wanted to shove Stiles up against the wall and make him flush everywhere.
(Or: Derek is a single dad celebrating his 30th birthday. Stiles is the college student who babysits for him. Smut ensues.)
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- Part 1 of Happy Birthday Mr. Hale
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Derek was the one who'd asked for it, telling Stiles they needed to talk in person with a text message. At first, Stiles had been worried Derek was regretting That Night, but Derek had assured him that wasn't the case.
Still, being a scrawny teenager whose first year at college hadn't been the orgy of sexual experimentation that he'd hoped for, Stiles had just a skoosh of anxiety about it.
(Or: Stiles meets Derek to talk about That Night. Derek offers to help him get rid of that pesky anal virginity. Smut ensues.)
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- Part 2 of Happy Birthday Mr. Hale
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To: Stiles
When are you going to be back in town?From: Stiles
Next weekend.
What are you thinking?To: Stiles
I'd like to try that student/teacher fantasy you mentioned. Maybe with spanking, if that's okay.From: Stiles
FUCK.
Yes.
So much yes.(Or: Stiles is coming back from college. Derek has some ideas about how they can spend their time. Smut ensues.)
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- Part 3 of Happy Birthday Mr. Hale
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"Are you still up for this?" Derek asked. "If you're tired, we can reschedule—"
"No!" Stiles cut him off. "No, I am one hundred percent on board with doing this tonight. I've been stressed all day—well, for the past two weeks really—and I could seriously, seriously use some relief."
(Or: Stiles can't make it back to Beacon Hills for their regularly scheduled sex date, Derek comes up with an alternate plan. Smut ensues.)
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- Part 4 of Happy Birthday Mr. Hale
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"He doesn't want—" Derek began.
"Oh, so you're psychic now?" Erica cut him off. "You know exactly what he wants, never mind that neither of you have brought it up since you started fucking in August? Does that mean you can give me the winning lottery numbers? Ooo, or can you tell me if Laura got me that sexy pink lacy thing for my birthday next month? I'm really hoping she did."
Derek glared at her. Erica met his glare with an arched eyebrow of her own.
The hell of it was, she was right, and he knew it. This was a conversation that needed to happen sooner rather than later, and putting it off for over a month was not going to make having it any easier.
"Next weekend," he finally said. "He'll be here. We'll have it in person."
(Derek needs to talk to Stiles. Stiles needs to talk to Derek. Shockingly, smut does not ensue.)
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- Part 5 of Happy Birthday Mr. Hale
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"I've got to say, that's the best way I've ever been welcomed back to Beacon Hills. Well, maybe second to Mia throwing herself at my legs."
Derek buried his face in Stiles's shoulder to laugh. "Glad to see where I rank."
"I can think of some ways you can bump your ranking up."
Derek didn't have to be looking at him to know that Stiles was smirking. "I'm okay with coming in second to my kid," he said, "but that doesn't mean I don't have some ideas for making this welcome even better."
(It's Stiles's birthday. Derek has some ideas for celebrating. Smut ensues.)
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- Part 6 of Happy Birthday Mr. Hale