The Adventures of Doctor!Regina and companion!Emma
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The Day a Jar of Pickles Saved the World by evilqueenofgallifrey (MayFairy)
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV), Doctor Who
28 Sep 2016
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"You'll do exactly as I say, without question."
"As long as it doesn't involve anything like murder or grand larceny, sure."
"...why on Earth would I ask either of those of you?"
"You just killed a guy with a jar of pickles. How am I supposed to know what you get up to in your spare time?"
Emma Swan could never have expected that borrowing a pen from a mysterious stranger sitting next to her in a test would accidentally lead to her helping said stranger stop the world from ending, but it's becoming increasingly obvious that the universe is a bizarre place.
(OUAT characters in the DW universe. No DW knowledge needed.)
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Full of Surprises by evilqueenofgallifrey (MayFairy)
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV), Doctor Who
14 May 2016
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"You know, I believe the intended consumption is one fried abomination at a time to avoid unnecessary asphyxiation. But by all means, prioritise speeding a horde of chemicals and calories to your fragile human stomach over your own well being."
"Is that your way of saying you're worried about me?"
The Doctor has seen many incredible sights in her travels throughout the galaxy - but she isn’t sure she's seen anything that quite compares to the way Emma Swan demolishes carnival food.
It also turns out that the human blonde is able to climb down Ferris wheel frames to chase after unexpected alien criminals, which admittedly, is a helpful skill to have.
(OUAT characters in DW universe, no DW knowledge needed.)
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It's Cold Outside (But I'm Just Fine) by evilqueenofgallifrey (MayFairy)
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV), Doctor Who
19 Apr 2016
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"I’m pretty sure this is where we’re meant to share body heat. You know, for survival.”
“I’m afraid I can’t help you there. My body temperature is too low to be any use to you.”
“I dunno, you always seemed pretty hot to me. Wait, shit, I didn't mean-”
Alien cells are cold, and so are Time Lords, which makes keeping companions warm a bit trickier. But if said companion can stop babbling and blushing for two seconds, a solution can usually be found.
(OUAT characters in DW universe, no DW knowledge needed.)
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Because It's Always Funny by evilqueenofgallifrey (MayFairy)
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV), Doctor Who
19 Jan 2016
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"I thought out of the two of us you were supposed to be the smart one!"
"I am the smart one!"
"Oh yeah? Well, oh so smart one, how are we getting out of this without getting vaporised?"
A search for a smoothie stand goes awry when the Doctor insults an alien mob boss's clothing: the Time Lady denies any fault on her part, even when it turns into a firefight, and Emma after a month of travelling realises the ridiculous extent of what she's gotten into.
(OUAT characters in DW universe, no DW knowledge needed.)
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Thirst by evilqueenofgallifrey (MayFairy) for answerstobefound
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV), Doctor Who
28 Apr 2016
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"Checking out my abs, Doctor?"
"Don't flatter yourself, dear," the Doctor tells her, sniffing and pointedly looking away from where Emma is now only wearing a red sports bra and her cutoff shorts. "I'm simply thinking about how you seem to be set on ensuring your entire body is sunburnt by the time we get off the planet, and the amount of whining I'm going to have to endure as a result of it."
The Doctor and Emma get stranded on a desert planet. Emma keeps taking off more clothing to avoid overheating, and the Doctor makes a point of definitely not noticing.
(OUAT characters in DW universe, no DW knowledge needed.)
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A Thief By Any Other Name by evilqueenofgallifrey (MayFairy)
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV), Doctor Who
30 Sep 2016
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"Why is it that whenever I'm busy rescuing you, you've got a pretty blonde in tow? Why is it you can never stay out of trouble?"
"Oh, this coming from you."
"I go looking for trouble. There's a difference."
When the Doctor and Emma find themselves in a sticky situation, they are rescued by a man who calls himself Robin Hood even though it's the fifty first century and his arrows are higher tech than Emma's phone. It turns out, he and the Doctor go way back. Like, 'became close friends with him and his wife by robbing a bank together' way back.
(OUAT characters in the DW universe. No DW knowledge needed.)
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