Rule 63 Avengers
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At fifteen, Tony had called her very first press conference, and walked into it wearing a sharply pressed suit, a man's suit, with her hair perfectly done up and her lips painted blood red. Her opening line was, “So I'm sorry, for all of you who thought shaming me for not having testicles for fifteen years would make me grow a pair, but I have news for you: I'm a woman, and I'm still a hundred times more capable than any man I've ever met.” Her second line was, “Also, stop calling me Natasha, for god's sake, my name is Tony.”
As press conferences go, that one sort of went down in history.
(Or: After Afghanistan, the press decides to call the suit 'Iron Man.' Tony's not getting over that one any time soon.)
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- Part 1 of Rule 63 Avengers