Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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Ranboo's hands started shaking when they went to open the dye container. They took a breath, letting it out slowly, then closed their eyes before dipping one gloved hand in the dye and running it through their hair. And that was that! They couldn't turn back now!
They opened their eyes so they could see better to get the dye done properly-
And froze. Because there was now a pink streak running through their hair.
Or: when Ranboo went off to college, they took what they thought was their black hair dye with them. However, their foster brother, Techno (who happens to be more than a little terrifying, and also seems to make a point of ignoring them at all costs) dyes his hair pink, and the dyes got switched. Clearly, this can only end well
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- Part 1 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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It was an otherwise ordinary Saturday morning. Techno was sitting at their desk, catching up on schoolwork. At least, that's what they hoped it looked like- if they were doing schoolwork, their parents wouldn't try to start a family activity, and they were really not up for another of those. It had already been a pretty long week, and they'd been looking forward to having a few hours of free time to play some video games.
Of course, that was when they noticed the sound of footsteps outside their door.
Or: trans!Techno didn't expect to be outed by the name on a package, but here they are. some anxiety occurs but things do end well
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- Part 2 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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Before you say anything, I'm sorry for callin', and you were right.
Or: Techno is a member of the Syndicate, and Phil cut contact with him years ago because of that. When things go wrong, Techno calls the only person he can think of
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- Part 3 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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the future's in your hands (and you will never be the same again) by Azurys
Fandoms: Dream SMP
16 May 2026
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Before the timeloop, Ranboo would have said being in a timeloop didn't sound that bad. Getting to prepare for the day? Making sure they knew everything that was going to happen, knew exactly what to do to make things perfect? That sounded fantastic. After all, Graduation Day wasn't just the official ceremony. It was also the morning patrol, and the reception afterwards, and each of those points was a time where something could go catastrophically wrong. So yeah, in theory, getting to practice over and over seemed cool.
But now they'd actually lived through it. And while they knew exactly what would happen during the day, could tell you a hundred small differences between the various loops, they were still stuck in the same day. Repeating it over. And over. And over again, and now it was less of a blessing and more of an insanity-inducing curse.
Or: Ranboo has been in a timeloop for about a year and is so tired of going through the motions that they decide to take a break, just for one day, and quit everything. Including being a hero apprentice. Which is fine, because it's a timeloop, so everything will go back to normal tomorrow!
... right?
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- Part 4 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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1nn1t: literally all you need to be a pirate is like. a computer
TechnoBlade: What do computers have to do with being a pirate??
Or: Tommy is an online pirate, Techno is an actual pirate. Mild misunderstandings ensue
(formatted like a reddit post/dms !)Series
- Part 5 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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Philza didn't really like multiplayer servers. They were just too… big, especially when he'd spent a lot of time working on his hardcore world. The shift from one to the other was jarring and, frankly, unnecessary. Whenever he got the idea to log on to a bigger server, his visit was usually very short-lived, and he'd end up wandering around for a few minutes before getting bored and going back to his own world.
However, Techno had decided that they were going to play Skywars together, and Techno was a very persuasive person. Which was how Philza found himself logging onto Hypixel on a random Tuesday.
Or: Philza and Techno play a game of Skywars, and Philza totally doesn't forget he's not playing hardcore anymore
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- Part 6 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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Techno was holding the door to the outside open, giving him a look, as though to emphasize that Tommy could leave any time he wanted. Tommy, of course, elected to ignore this, and simply turned to dart further into the room. He'd heard the warm crackle of a fireplace over in the corner. And honestly, he deserved a nap after all the stress he'd just gone through.
Behind him, the door closed gently, cutting off the rush of the gathering storm outside. "Alright then," Techno said, almost to himself. "Guess I have a cat now."
Or: canon-adjacent au; cat shifter!Tommy managed to avoid exile by the fact that no one knows he can turn into a cat. However, he ended up at Techno's cabin on accident, and doesn't really know how to deal with this
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- Part 7 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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If the outside had been pretty much like he'd remembered, stepping into the house felt like stepping back in time. It was every single day of his childhood, walking into the house after a long day of wandering the fields to the smell of fresh bread and dinner cooking on the stove, and suddenly he was torn between wishing he really could go back to that time and wanting to run as fast as he could in the other direction.
Or: after five years, Techno comes back to his old home to warn them about approaching disaster. Tommy's just happy his brother's back
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- Part 8 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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Tommy took a deep breath. Counted to ten. And opened the door, wincing at the long creak that echoed through the house. Techno was there, and he reached out a hand to take Tommy's suitcase. "You got everything?" He asked in a low whisper. Tommy nodded. "Alright, let's get out to the car. D'you have a key-?"
He broke off as a light flicked on somewhere down the hall. The glow reflected against the window, and Tommy's heart skipped a beat. He spun around in time to see his parents emerging from their room, both looking tired, confused, and vaguely annoyed. Not good.
Or: Tommy ran away from home with his brother's help. This fixes some problems, but causes more, and now no one's having a good time
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- Part 9 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
- Part 1 of The Sound of Silence
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Tommy was such an important part of his life.
Or… well. He had been.
Up until the point where Techno had started taking on extra shifts to make ends meet. Up until the point where, despite living in the same small apartment, they only ever ran into each other once or twice a week. Up until the point where making time for his younger brother turned into a near impossible chore.
Or: Techno's trying to take care of Tommy, while also dealing with the stress of being an Adult and having to take care of himself. It's... not going so great
(second part of a series!)Series
- Part 10 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
- Part 2 of The Sound of Silence
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"What all have you heard about firekeeping?" Phil asked, tilting his head and fixing Techno with a curious expression.
"Like- in general?"
"Sure. We've got a lot of time to kill, mate. And the best part of keeping is the stories."
For as long as he could remember, Techno had loved hearing stories, and recently he'd begun telling some himself. Storytelling was a tradition nearly as ancient as firekeeping itself. And in fact... there was a story about the very first Keeper.
Or: on myths and their origins
(Techno tells the story of the first Firekeeper to someone who totally wasn't the origin of said story)Series
- Part 11 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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Point was, they'd been looking forward to hanging out with their friends all week, and two hours was nowhere near enough time spent to justify the effort they'd all put into planning the outing.
So when Ranboo started getting overwhelmed, well- they didn't really need to mention it, did they?
Or: Ranboo gets overstimulated and tries to mask it. It only works for a little while
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- Part 12 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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Communication is key.
That was the one rule Phil had for his little team of thieves. Communicate. They were a team, and they had to act like it, which meant petty squabbles and annoyances were resolved before they started a heist. That was the best way to stay safe, and to be sure everyone was on the same page.
Or: an ordinary heist goes wrong because some people (*cough* Techno *cough*) don't communicate. A simple injury can turn into a big thing if no one knows it's there :)
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- Part 13 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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"You alright, kid?"
Technoblade's voice cut through his thoughts, and he looked up to see both of them giving him a worried look. "What year is it?" He asked, unable to get his voice to go much higher than a whisper.
Or: Tommy was supposed to wake up from cryonics after five years. That didn't quite happen, and now he has no idea where he is, or what year it is, or who these people are
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- Part 14 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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"While we're talkin' about scars, though," Techno continued, gesturing towards his face and the small line of a scar on his forehead. "What's this from?"
Ah, yes. The time Phil had run full-speed into a door when he was nine. Easily the stupidest scar he'd ever gotten, and he hadn't even gotten a cool story out of it.
"Bar fight, I think," he lied.
Or: emduo telling stories about their shared scars
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- Part 2 of Platonic Soulmates x Apocalypse AU
- Part 15 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
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As he finished setting the bowls on the table, Kristin and Tommy carried the mugs of hot chocolate over, and then all four of them were sitting around the table. The room was mostly silent for several minutes. Phil allowed himself, briefly, the feeling of peace. For the first time in over an hour, the immediate challenges and dangers had subsided enough to give him the space to breathe. To give everyone the space to breathe.
A moment later, the feeling slowly faded as Phil began noticing things that were just… off. Nothing big, really; just that Tommy took a sip of the hot chocolate, then set it down again with a look of vague disappointment before digging into his soup with concerning ferocity. Just that Techno was absently stirring his bowl with his spoon instead of eating any of it.
Or: Phil didn't realize exactly what he was signing up for when he offered to help Techno and Tommy, but somehow, he's more prepared than most people to take care of two traumatized teens
(final part of a series!)Series
- Part 16 of Azurys' Angstober 2025 fics
- Part 3 of The Sound of Silence
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,058
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
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- 38