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"Wait, You Are Supposed To Put It Where?" by HobbitFeels
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
08 Dec 2013
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Bilbo finds out that dwarves have zero concept of anal sex or rimming and winds up having to explain it to Thorin, to his great embarrassment. Later, the explanation gets more in-depth and eventually gives both Bilbo and Thorin more than they bargained for.
This began as a comical smut one-shot but eventually took on a life of its own as a massive Bagginshield vs Kilbo love triangle. It has become a tale of love, pining, heartbreak, family, and sacrifice. But there is still smut. I'm still me, damnit.
**This was written pre-Desolation of Smaug, based on the film version of The Unexpected Journey and The Hobbit text**
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- Part 1 of Wait...
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You Keep Me Without Chains by HobbitFeels
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
18 Dec 2014
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Fili and Bofur have gone back to the Shire with Bilbo and Kili. Now that the hardest journey is over, Bilbo and Kili are ready to start their life together. That may be easier said than done.
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- Part 2 of Wait...
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What It Wants by HobbitFeels
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
19 Oct 2017
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Continuations, vignettes, letters, interludes, and more concerning what happened when Thorin (and the group going back to Erebor) left Bilbo, Fili, Kili, Bofur, and Ori in the Shire.
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"What They All Did On Their Winter Vacation."
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- Part 3 of Wait...
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Willing Hearts by HobbitFeels
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
30 Jul 2024
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The crown does not rest easy on Thorin's troubled brow. A new, rising star on his council has charmed Thorin's former champions while his bizarre, unwelcome overtures toward the king have made Thorin's winter without Bilbo, Fili, and Kili far more difficult than he had ever anticipated. Unaware of the extent of Thorin's difficulties, Bilbo, Fili, Kili, and Bofur are on their way to Erebor with old and new friends alike for the wedding of Princess Dís and Dwalin--and not a moment too soon for Thorin, who desperately needs his loved ones by (and on) his side.
Loyalty. Honor. A willing heart...Thorin had once said he could ask no more than that. It has never been more true.
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- Part 4 of Wait...
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Deleted Scenes from "Wait, You Are Supposed To Put It Where?" by HobbitFeels
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
23 Feb 2014
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A requested place to put deleted/alternate scenes from "Wait, You Are Supposed To Put It Where?"
Most of these scenes will not necessarily be stand-alones, but you can try if you'd like.
1. Alternate morning scene for Chapter 78 (not a standalone)
2. Things people have made for the fic
3. Dwalin & Balin talk about Thorin (not a standalone)
4. "What If" smut remix scene for Chapter 12, Bilbo/Kili (not entirely a standalone, but lots of smut)
5. "What If" smut remix scene for Chapter 86, Bilbo/Bofur (not entirely a standalone, but smut)
6. Continuation of smut remix scene for Chapter 86, Fili/Bofur, Kili/Bilbo, Bilbo/Bofur. Not Durincest, strictly speaking, but Fili and Kili do things with their lovers in the same room. Fili is nude. Proceed with caution if this sort of thing is one of your squicks. (Can stand alone as smut)
7. Link to lovely Kilbo art by http://hvit-ravn.tumblr.com, commissioned by reader http://sradanvers.tumblr.com
8. Link to more lovely Kilbo art by http://miusart.tumblr.com, commissioned by reader http://sradanvers.tumblr.com
9. Link to MORE lovely Kilbo art by http://heidiblack.tumblr.com, commissioned by reader http://sradanvers.tumblr.comSeries
- Part 5 of Wait...