Sorry if I look a mess, I'm still wiping the blood off my dress

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• Back to my old ways, back to no heart by dantebea

  Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  30 May 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Emily Charlton/Andrea Sachs
  • Emily Charlton
  • Andrea Sachs
  • Miranda Priestly
  • Nigel Kipling
  • vampire
  • Vampire AU
  • Enemies to Lovers
  • Flirting
  • no beta we die like a vampire that emily killed
  • Buffy AU
  • Lesbian Emily Charlton
  • Bisexual Andrea Sachs
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • black cat emily and golden retriever andy as usual
  • TWO IDIOTS
  • Vampire Hunter/Vampire Relationship
  • Vampire Hunters

  Summary

  Emily Charlton arrives in Paris expecting a routine mission: track down a vampire network and deal with the aftermath of a name she never thought she’d hear again, Miranda.

  What she doesn’t expect is Andrea Sachs.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Sorry if I look a mess, I'm still wiping the blood off my dress

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,575

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  16

  Kudos:

  148

  Bookmarks:

  7

  Hits:

  951

• You Stole The Show by dantebea

  Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  30 May 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Emily Charlton/Andrea Sachs
  • Emily Charlton
  • Andrea Sachs
  • Christian Thompson (Devil Wears Prada)
  • Nigel Kipling
  • Miranda Priestly
  • vampire
  • Vampire AU
  • Enemies to Lovers
  • Flirting
  • Emily wants to kill people
  • she can't
  • Buffy AU
  • Nigel already knows too much
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Vampire Hunter/Vampire Relationship
  • andy wears a tie !!!
  • Possessive Andrea Sachs

  Summary

  Emily finally finds a lead on Miranda's growing vampire network.

  The lead turns out to be Andrea Sachs.

  This feels deeply unfair.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Sorry if I look a mess, I'm still wiping the blood off my dress

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,429

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  73

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  531

• I'll pay you any price by dantebea

  Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  09 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Emily Charlton/Andrea Sachs
  • Emily Charlton
  • Andrea Sachs
  • Nigel Kipling
  • Miranda Priestly
  • Lily (Devil Wears Prada)
  • vampire
  • Vampire AU
  • Enemies to Lovers
  • Vampire Hunter/Vampire Relationship
  • Buffy AU
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • their first date kinda
  • andrea thinking how she can get her fangs on her in a very friendly way

  Summary

  Emily meets Andrea Sachs for dinner with very reasonable intentions.

  Andrea is intelligent enough to notice the pattern.

  Emily is intelligent enough to respond to it.

  Series

  • Part 3 of Sorry if I look a mess, I'm still wiping the blood off my dress

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,166

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  92

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  938