A Retired Warlord’s Definitive Guide to Valyrian Leisure
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A Retired Warlord’s Definitive Guide to Valyrian Leisure by Ontological_Sylaise
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
11 Jun 2026
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Taylor Hebert is done saving the world. Reborn in Oldtown, she intends to enjoy a quiet retirement of books, travel, and a well earned vacation from warlording.
Queen Administrator, newly unshackled but bored, has other ideas. Magic proves intriguing. An excursion east suggests itself.
What follows is, by all reasonable definitions, leisure. Escalating leisure.
Elsewhere, others take notice. The Golden Queen's shadow stretches farther than she knows.
A fellowship of misfits hunts for answers. A mob boss raises his daughter. And somewhere beyond the Wall, two witches prepare for winter.
This is a sprawling, multi‑POV crossover with dark comedy, dramatic irony, and and a dollop or two of outside‑context problems.
(Set primarily in Essos during the main series. Does not intersect with canon events in Westeros.)
(Probably.)
(Now expanding with supplementary tales!)
(And intersecting -violently- with canon events in Westeros!)Series
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The Guide's Apocrypha by Ontological_Sylaise
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
12 Jun 2026
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A collection of sidestories, omake, and supplementary material for A Retired Warlord’s Definitive Guide to Valyrian Leisure.
Each chapter is prefaced with a note on where it fits in the main timeline, so you can read along without fear of spoilers.
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