The Greater Good-verse (And Other Bullshit)

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Series Begun:
2026-06-13
Series Updated:
2026-07-14
Description:

Harry woke up in a cupboard and decided to have a productive day. Things escalated from there.

This is the series where a jaded, overpowered, foul-mouthed Harry Potter causes international incidents, traumatises Dumbledore, and commits more felonies before dinner than most Dark Lords manage in a career. There are Horcruxes, heists, and a pink dildo that vibrates for reasons that are entirely Voldemort's fault.

If you're looking for canon compliance, redemption arcs, or characters who make good decisions, you are in the wrong place. But if you want to watch a nine-year-old drink hot chocolate while screams echo from the basement, pull up a chair.

Notes:

I've had a few ideas for scenes following up on the original story, For the Greater Good (And Other Bullshit). I don't want to write a long sprawling AU with an overarching plot, but I thought of some fun moments in the future that would be entertaining to write. So here they are. No time frame on them but feel free to Subscribe to the series to be notified of future updates.

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25,809
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1
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