Five Times the Doctor Really Did Not Understand Humans and One Time He Did

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Creator:

sahiya

Series Begun:

2013-12-19

Series Updated:

2013-12-25

Description:

Just what it says on the tin.

Notes:

These are not all in the same continuity. (Most of them probably could be, but then #3 is a crossover and part of an AU).
Many thanks to Fuzzyboo for looking these over for me.

Stats:

Words:: 7,430
Works:: 6
Complete:: Yes
Bookmarks:: 20

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1. Out of Milk by sahiya for Lindenharp

Fandoms: Doctor Who
19 Dec 2013
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The Doctor could not understand how they could be out of milk again, nor why they had to go to Earth to get it.

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- Part 1 of Five Times the Doctor Really Did Not Understand Humans and One Time He Did
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English

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1,384

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1/1

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1

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10

Kudos:

262

Bookmarks:

17

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2,497
2. A Day at the Beach by sahiya for Canaan

Fandoms: Doctor Who
19 Dec 2013
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Donna wasn’t the first companion the Doctor had had who’d asked to be taken to a beach, but she was the first one he was afraid to say no to. So he didn’t.

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- Part 2 of Five Times the Doctor Really Did Not Understand Humans and One Time He Did
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English

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1,280

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1/1

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1

Comments:

9

Kudos:

297

Bookmarks:

17

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2,667
3. Dancing by sahiya for Philomytha

Fandoms: Doctor Who, Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
21 Dec 2013
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If there was one thing the Doctor could never wrap his head around when it came to humans, it was the way they talked about sex. Or rather, the way they obsessed about it.

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- Part 3 of Five Times the Doctor Really Did Not Understand Humans and One Time He Did
- Part 6 of The Countess and the Doctor
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English

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1,185

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1/1

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1

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6

Kudos:

189

Bookmarks:

8

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2,668
4. Silver Strands by sahiya for eve11

Fandoms: Doctor Who
22 Dec 2013
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No one ever told the Doctor it was impolite to remark on certain signs of human aging.

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- Part 4 of Five Times the Doctor Really Did Not Understand Humans and One Time He Did
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English

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1,228

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1/1

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1

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8

Kudos:

253

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12

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2,330
5. Run Toward, Not From by sahiya for Trobadora

Fandoms: Doctor Who
25 Dec 2013
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The Doctor would be the first to admit that there were any number of things he didn’t understand about Jack Harkness. But what really baffled him was that no matter where they met, no matter which face he wore, Jack was still in love with him.

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- Part 5 of Five Times the Doctor Really Did Not Understand Humans and One Time He Did
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English

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1,098

Chapters:

1/1

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1

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17

Kudos:

403

Bookmarks:

44

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4,306
+1. To Hold Hands and Run Again by sahiya for firefly124

Fandoms: Doctor Who
25 Dec 2013
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The Doctor and River, after New York.

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- Part 6 of Five Times the Doctor Really Did Not Understand Humans and One Time He Did
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English

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1,255

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1/1

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1

Comments:

10

Kudos:

186

Bookmarks:

18

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2,252

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Five Times the Doctor Really Did Not Understand Humans and One Time He Did

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1. Out of Milk by sahiya for Lindenharp

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2. A Day at the Beach by sahiya for Canaan

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3. Dancing by sahiya for Philomytha

Fandoms: Doctor Who, Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold

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4. Silver Strands by sahiya for eve11

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5. Run Toward, Not From by sahiya for Trobadora

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+1. To Hold Hands and Run Again by sahiya for firefly124

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