Quite, Quite Scandalous
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Bilbo's clothing is completely inappropriate for the company he's keeping and Thorin can't help but notice.
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- Part 1 of Quite, Quite Scandalous
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In which Thorin discovers the worst part of camping: sleeping in proximity to his companions.
Except Thorin's not doing much sleeping.
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- Part 2 of Quite, Quite Scandalous
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Bilbo continues to be a tease and Thorin fears for his sanity.
Because really, no one should be allowed to look so desirable in the morning...
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- Part 3 of Quite, Quite Scandalous
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Because of course Thorin is most certainly not . Why would you think that?
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- Part 4 of Quite, Quite Scandalous
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Bilbo uses words to torment Thorin even further. It's just not Thorin's day (again).
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- Part 5 of Quite, Quite Scandalous
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Rivendell just isn't the relaxing, worry-free haven it's meant to be... at least, not when a certain hobbit's around.
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- Part 6 of Quite, Quite Scandalous
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Of all the things to die of on this quest, high blood pressure is not Thorin's preferred method of kicking the bucket.
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- Part 7 of Quite, Quite Scandalous
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If Mahal is watching them, he's surely laughing his beard off.
Especially if He is testing Thorin. If that's His aim, then the halfling was a very good choice indeed.
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- Part 8 of Quite, Quite Scandalous
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In which things come to head between our unwittingly erotic hobbit and sexually frustrated dwarf king.
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- Part 9 of Quite, Quite Scandalous