He Who Makes No Sense

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• A Gift from Me to You by Kaoru_chibimaster

  Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  14 Feb 2017

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Vanitas/Ventus
  • What the hell did I just write?
  • well anyway here's a valentine's day oneshot
  • what do you mean this isn't a serious story?
  • Crack
  • AU

  Summary

  So, look. I got you something.

  Series

  • Part 1 of He Who Makes No Sense

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,109

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  101

  Bookmarks:

  10

  Hits:

  1,051

• Patience by Kaoru_chibimaster

  Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  19 Mar 2017

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Vanitas/Ventus
  • Ventus (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Roxas (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Namine
  • Vanitas (Kingdom Hearts)
  • this somehow became a thing?
  • idk - Freeform
  • more venvan because yes
  • completely pointless oneshot
  • the sequel no one asked for to my other pointless oneshot
  • AU

  Summary

  Love is understanding someone's flaws and accepting them.

  Series

  • Part 2 of He Who Makes No Sense

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,459

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  94

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  1,027

• Sweet Dreams by Kaoru_chibimaster

  Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  25 Mar 2017

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Vanitas/Ventus
  • pointless oneshot number 3
  • what even is this AU?
  • i don't friggin know
  • Fluff
  • AU

  Summary

  I had a weird dream...

  Series

  • Part 3 of He Who Makes No Sense

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  509

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  82

  Hits:

  898

• Tram Ride by Kaoru_chibimaster

  Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  05 Apr 2017

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Riku/Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Vanitas/Ventus
  • Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Riku (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Ventus (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Humor
  • Crack
  • idk what this is
  • This is DUMB
  • AU

  Summary

  No, this isn't alright! This isn't alright at all!

  Series

  • Part 4 of He Who Makes No Sense

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,360

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  88

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  1,136

• Market Street by Kaoru_chibimaster

  Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, M/M
  • Complete Work

  06 May 2017

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Vanitas/Ventus
  • Riku/Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Naminé/Xion
  • Vanitas (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Riku (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Xion (Kingdom Hearts)
  • literally nothing happens in this fic
  • how did this get so long???
  • 3000 words do not justify the amount of nothing going on
  • bored fic
  • Summer Fic
  • random oneshot number 5
  • AU

  Summary

  Don't worry. I got you. I know where you live.

  Series

  • Part 5 of He Who Makes No Sense

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,041

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  69

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  815

• Remix by Kaoru_chibimaster

  Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  20 May 2017

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Vanitas/Ventus
  • Axel/Roxas
  • Ventus (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Roxas (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Axel | Lea
  • Vanitas (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Humor
  • Shenanigans
  • poor roxas
  • but i'm not actually sorry
  • AU

  Summary

  What even started this?

  Series

  • Part 6 of He Who Makes No Sense

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,278

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  81

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  940

• And My Charger Broke by Kaoru_chibimaster

  Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  06 Jul 2017

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Vanitas/Ventus (mentioned)
  • Axel/Roxas (mentioned)
  • Riku/Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Ventus (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Roxas (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Riku (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Kairi (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Ienzo (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Humor
  • Boredom
  • friends hanging out
  • idk why i wrote this it just happened

  Summary

  I think we're all ignoring the issue here!

  Series

  • Part 7 of He Who Makes No Sense

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,211

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  68

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  948

• Auntie Dearest by Kaoru_chibimaster

  Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  13 Jul 2017

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Vanitas/Ventus
  • Riku/Sora (mentioned)
  • Vanitas (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Sora's Mother (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Ventus (Kingdom Hearts)
  • what do i even tag this as?
  • family i guess?
  • Family

  Summary

  How's everyone back home?

  Series

  • Part 8 of He Who Makes No Sense

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,103

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  71

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  927

• Absent Without Leave by Kaoru_chibimaster

  Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  14 Sep 2017

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Ventus (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Aqua (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Namine
  • I'm back
  • it took me like two months
  • Humor
  • Friendship
  • AU
  • not very shippy this time
  • namishi mentioned by not focused on

  Summary

  Guys. I quit my job.

  Series

  • Part 9 of He Who Makes No Sense

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,127

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  44

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  540

• Twas the Night Before Christmas by Kaoru_chibimaster

  Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  24 Dec 2017

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Vanitas/Ventus
  • Christmas Eve
  • Christmas Fluff
  • no i'm serious this one is fluffy
  • i know right? for once i'm actually writing fluff for these two
  • seriously though this pairing is so dysfunctional and i love writing it
  • Christmas Presents

  Summary

  …and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

  Series

  • Part 10 of He Who Makes No Sense

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,660

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  63

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  668

• Come Over and Stay by Kaoru_chibimaster

  Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  22 Jan 2018

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Zack Fair/Cloud Strife
  • Zack (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Cloud (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Yuffie (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Tifa (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Cid (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Ventus (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Fluff
  • SO MUCH FLUFF
  • Humor
  • AU
  • tifa cid and ven are more mentioned than shown
  • but still technically there

  Summary

  I guess I just…don’t worry about it. It’s not important.

  Series

  • Part 11 of He Who Makes No Sense

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,103

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  54

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  860

• One Year Anniversary Special! by Kaoru_chibimaster

  Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  14 Feb 2018

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Vanitas/Ventus (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Crack
  • this gets weird
  • like...really weird
  • I'm so sorry

  Summary

  No! Not like this!

  Series

  • Part 12 of He Who Makes No Sense

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,101

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  39

  Hits:

  645

• Good Mood by Kaoru_chibimaster

  Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  26 Jun 2018

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Vanitas/Ventus (Kingdom Hearts)
  • AU
  • Fluff
  • for once vanitas is pretty chill
  • mostly - Freeform
  • it won't last

  Summary

  You're so smiley today!

  Series

  • Part 13 of He Who Makes No Sense

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,121

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  56

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  678

• Looneys by Kaoru_chibimaster

  Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Multi
  • Complete Work

  26 Jun 2018

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Vanitas/Ventus (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Aqua/Terra (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Zack Fair/Cloud Strife
  • AU
  • Crack
  • Humor
  • pay me no mind
  • just something dumb
  • really short

  Summary

  So...what happened this time?

  Series

  • Part 14 of He Who Makes No Sense

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  560

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  49

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  609

• Sleeping Beauty by Kaoru_chibimaster

  Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  19 Jul 2018

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Vanitas/Ventus (Kingdom Hearts)
  • AU
  • short nonsense thing
  • Fluff
  • vanitas is such a troll

  Summary

  Why do my naps offend you?!

  Series

  • Part 15 of He Who Makes No Sense

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  717

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  76

  Hits:

  842

• The Day After by Kaoru_chibimaster

  Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  01 Nov 2019

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Vanitas/Ventus (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Humor
  • AU
  • Pointless fluff

  Summary

  Oh yeah, because you totally need another reason for someone to call the police on you.

  Series

  • Part 16 of He Who Makes No Sense

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,234

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  43

  Hits:

  456

• Hamburgers This Evening by Kaoru_chibimaster

  Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  01 Jan 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Vanitas/Ventus (Kingdom Hearts)
  • this entire fic is pointless

  Summary

  You sabotage yourself more than I do. I would’ve at least done you a courtesy and stabbed you with a clean knife.

  Series

  • Part 17 of He Who Makes No Sense

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  468

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  38

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  290

• The Town's Sick and We're Stuck Inside by Kaoru_chibimaster

  Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  24 Mar 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Vanitas/Ventus (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Ventus (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Aqua (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Terra (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Vanitas (Kingdom Hearts)
  • Humor
  • Fluff
  • Friendship
  • Terraqua - Freeform
  • isn't quarantine fun?
  • AU

  Summary

  So you know that song in Tangled? The opening song where Rapunzel’s done with her chores by a quarter past seven…in the morning? It’s like that.

  Series

  • Part 18 of He Who Makes No Sense

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,012

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  45

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  505

• Old by Kaoru_chibimaster

  Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  29 Jul 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Vanitas/Ventus (Kingdom Hearts)
  • AU
  • Humor
  • Domestic Fluff
  • well fluff in the vanven sense

  Summary

  Is Widdle Venty sad? Does he want another wowwi pop?

  Series

  • Part 19 of He Who Makes No Sense

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,204

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  52

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  430