how did we get here?
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this wasn't what i thought i'd be like by rainbowblue13 (marianara_sauce)
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, In the Heights - Miranda, Do No Harm (TV)
17 Apr 2017
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ruBen10: Is his typing style really more baffling than literally everything else about this
ruBen10: Like, oh I don't know
ruBen10: The fact that we all look IDENTICALOr, three different characters somehow meet and decided a group chat was a good idea
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- Part 1 of how did we get here?
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just google it by rainbowblue13 (marianara_sauce)
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, In the Heights - Miranda, Do No Harm (TV)
17 Apr 2017
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a.ham: trust me
ruBen10: Why should I trust you at all?
a.ham: cause im trusting /you/ not to kill me or kidnap me and leave me for dead in jamaica or something
ruBen10: What the fuckOr, Ruben wants to take some samples and Alexander has a job... maybe.
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- Part 2 of how did we get here?
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haha i'm dtf by rainbowblue13 (marianara_sauce)
Fandoms: In the Heights - Miranda, Hamilton - Miranda, Do No Harm (TV)
17 Apr 2017
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moneydude: oh my god
moneydude: ruben you werent lying
moneydude: he really is too pureOr, Usnavi learns a little more that he wanted to know, and chaos ensues.
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- Part 3 of how did we get here?
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The Sacred Rules of Meme-usage by rainbowblue13 (marianara_sauce)
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, In the Heights - Miranda, Do No Harm (TV)
17 Apr 2017
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ruBen10: I think I actually died while that sent
ruBen10: I'm deceased
ruBen10: The memes have killed meOr, Usnavi is the equivalent of a white mom on facebook when it comes to sending jokes, and Alex has had enough.
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- Part 4 of how did we get here?
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i didn't sign up to be a politician by rainbowblue13 (marianara_sauce)
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, In the Heights - Miranda, Do No Harm (TV)
18 Apr 2017
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moneydude: lets be real whats the worse that could happen
usnavy: A BLACK CAR PULLED UP AND TWO GUYS IN SUITS DRAGGED ME IN AND SAID SOMETHING LIKE "Mr. Secretary, Potus has been asking for you all day" aND ONE OF THEM SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MY DISGUISE/HAIR???
ruBen10: @moneydude this is exactly the worst that could happenOr, the disadvantages of having two doppelgangers be in the same city.
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- Part 5 of how did we get here?
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this is what (who) i have to deal with? by rainbowblue13 (marianara_sauce)
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, Do No Harm (TV), In the Heights - Miranda
20 Apr 2017
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usnavy: you are NOT going to hack Potus
usnavy: N O
usnavy: BAD ALEXOr, a series of questionable decisions lead to some interesting information.
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- Part 6 of how did we get here?
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five easy steps to being the cool cousin by rainbowblue13 (marianara_sauce)
Fandoms: In the Heights - Miranda, Hamilton - Miranda, Do No Harm (TV)
24 Apr 2017
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moneydude: this is an intervention
moneydude: because you lil shits are KILLING me
moneydude: except for you ruben, youre great and we love youOr, there's a lot of things Sonny and Usnavi don't talk about, and Alexander has to deal with it
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- Part 7 of how did we get here?
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let's not talk about politics / at the christmas table by rainbowblue13 (marianara_sauce)
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, In the Heights - Miranda, Do No Harm (TV)
25 Apr 2017
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A.Ham: @usnavy @rebelen If you will introduce yourselves, please
rebelen: Uh
rebelen: I'm Ruben
usnavy: @A.ham are you seriousOr, friends probably shouldn't debate politics.
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- Part 8 of how did we get here?
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an itemized list of reasons to hire me: please. by rainbowblue13 (marianara_sauce)
Fandoms: Do No Harm (TV), In the Heights - Miranda, Hamilton - Miranda
30 Apr 2017
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moneydude: that sucks
moneydude: cant say i relate tho
rebelen: You're Secretary of treasury, how are you not constantly flooded with work?
moneydude: i get it done fast
rebelen: Is that an analogy for your sex life?
moneydude: p L SOr, Ruben's been too busy, he makes a choice, and he meets someone again.
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- Part 9 of how did we get here?
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how hard is it to not die at a social event? very by rainbowblue13 (marianara_sauce)
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, In the Heights - Miranda, Do No Harm (TV)
03 May 2017
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usnavy: i dont have a tux
damnilton: are you busy?
usnavy: like, right now? not really, i guess
damnilton: alright cool get in the car
usnavy: what??
damnilton: get in loser, we're going shoppingOr, there's a dinner, and a lot of people for Usnavi and Ruben to meet.
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- Part 10 of how did we get here?
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applying for the position of "Most Stressed Person Alive" by rainbowblue13 (marianara_sauce)
Fandoms: Do No Harm (TV), In the Heights - Miranda, Hamilton - Miranda
06 May 2017
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damnilton: @ruBen10 hey, at least it can't be worse than today's interview!
ruBen10: Don't jinx itOr, now Ruben has to find a job.
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- Part 11 of how did we get here?
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un, deux, trois by rainbowblue13 (marianara_sauce) for thisstableground
Fandoms: In the Heights - Miranda, Do No Harm (TV), not gonna put hamilton cause literally only alex is here and he shows up for 5 seconds
13 May 2017
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ruBen10: Alex I'm a horrible person
damnilton: no you arent
ruBen10: Yes i am
damnilton: what the fuck happened to make you think that??
ruBen10: My emotions ?Or, three people realize the same thing.
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- Part 12 of how did we get here?
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BOTUS: Benny of the United States by rainbowblue13 (marianara_sauce)
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, In the Heights - Miranda, Do No Harm (TV)
13 Jun 2017
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dispatchyo: THE FUCKING PRESIDENT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME
commonavi: ??? i don't see it
commonavi: you're not even bald???
dispatchyo: H O W
dispatchyo: DO YOU NOT SEE IT???Or, there's a presidential address.
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- Part 13 of how did we get here?
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we're not the fucking brady bunch by rainbowblue13 (marianara_sauce) for Thewindofsong
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, In the Heights - Miranda, Do No Harm (TV)
02 Jul 2017
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A.Ham: PHILIP IS THE GREATEST THING TO HAVE HAPPENED IN MY LIFE AND I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART
ruBen10: And your other kids?
A.Ham: I love them too obviously but phILIPOr, Alexander talks about his kids. Finally.
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- Part 14 of how did we get here?
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flavor packets by rainbowblue13 (marianara_sauce)
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, In the Heights - Miranda, Do No Harm (TV)
11 Jul 2017
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olderandbolder: HEY HEY HEY MOTHERFUCKERS
anglerfish: It is too early in the morning for you to be this loud
Theo_Away: Caps lock doesnt count as being loud, Angie
Theo_Away: Oh wait nevermind I hear his yelling nowOr, the kids come to New York
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- Part 15 of how did we get here?
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eight : twenty five by rainbowblue13 (marianara_sauce) for Yoma
Fandoms: Do No Harm (TV), In the Heights - Miranda, Hamilton - Miranda
22 Jul 2017
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ruBen10: GET ME OUT OF THIS AND DO YOUR WEAK DUMBASS SPEECH
A.Ham: hmmmm
A.Ham: nah
ruBen10: ALEX
commonavi: ALEX NO
A.Ham: alex yesOr, a tiny problem turns into a bigger problem.
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- Part 16 of how did we get here?
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common sense (is what everyone else seems to lack) by rainbowblue13 (marianara_sauce)
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, Do No Harm (TV), In the Heights - Miranda
18 Sep 2017
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usnavy: i'm sure whatever he did can't be that bad
rubenMD: I mean, no offense, but you DO have a tendency to
rubenMD: How should I put this
rubenMD: Exaggerate?
rubenMD: Hyperbolize?
ahamilhoe: I have never been more slandered by anyone or anything ever in my entire life.Or, Alex is trying to change the government.
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- Part 17 of how did we get here?
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feliz cumpleaños (que chingados) by rainbowblue13 (marianara_sauce) for idratherbearock
Fandoms: In the Heights - Miranda, Do No Harm (TV), Hamilton - Miranda
19 Mar 2018
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rubenMD: You're telling me Sonny almost forgot his own borthday?
rubenMD: *Birthday
usnavy: BORTH
usnavy: and yes, but we were busy
rubenMD: De La Vegas, forgetting the most important dates. Amazing.Or, the guys are invited to a birthday party.
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- Part 18 of how did we get here?
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(just a bit) dysfunctional by rainbowblue13 (marianara_sauce)
Fandoms: In the Heights - Miranda, Do No Harm (TV), Hamilton - Miranda
01 Oct 2018
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link_link: did you leave the dorm?
andpeggy: ya, i had to get toilet paper so im at 7/11
link_link: get me a green apple slushie pls
andpeggy: sure
andpeggy: anything else?
link_link: nah im good
andpeggy: what about hmm i dunno, a heartfelt reunion with your family?
link_link: lemme guess
link_link: u talked to usnavi?Or, everyone has some questions for Lincoln (direct follow up to feliz cumpleaños)
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- Part 19 of how did we get here?
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answer: by pure luck by rainbowblue13 (marianara_sauce)
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, In the Heights - Miranda/Hudes, Do No Harm (TV)
06 Aug 2019
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rubenMD: Still can't believe the three cara-lleros are splitting up
usnavy: there will be no splitting up!!!! we'll keep texting!!
ahamildude: yeah, no way im giving up sending you cursed images in the middle of cabinet meetings
rubenMD: I could live without thatOr, it's time for goodbyes.
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- Part 20 of how did we get here?